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&u(){&bold(){My Best Eleven for World Cup 2010}}
GK: &bold(){Manuel Neuer} (Great positioning made his job look easy. Solid throughout.)
RB: &bold(){Sergio Ramos} (Continuous energy in attack and defense.)
CB: &bold(){Gerard Pique} (Strong in the air and vital in build-up play)
CB: &bold(){Per Mertesacker} ()
LB: Giovanni Van Bronhorst
DM:
DM: Bastian Shweinsteiger (Bocked shots and dribbled through Argentines)
OM: Wesley Sneider (Probably the MVP so far of the tournament.)
OM: Lukas Podolski (Assisted and scored goals. Also played good defense.)
FW: David Villa (He's pretty much won the thing for Spain)
FW: Diego Forlan (The main reason why Uruguay are still playing)
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&u(){Just a collection of fun pics.}
I know this isn't so original, but its fun.
(click on the text...)

&link(The boy is lost){http://upnextinsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/funny-sports-pictures-anybody-seen-this-kids-mom-.jpg} NEW

&link(Looks like a Michaelangelo piece of art){http://images.cheezburger.com/imagestore/2010/7/4/26c3c3a8-1525-4647-ba57-fedd1db479b8.jpg} NEW

&link(I'm taking one HOOOME!!!){http://images.cheezburger.com/imagestore/2010/7/7/f96e7c48-239c-400c-8fab-453d4f6e5fcb.jpg} NEW

&link(The guy that killed the US team){http://upnextinsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/89ba1ba9-6676-4e23-af88-10f4671f4a64.jpg} NEW

&link(What the?!){http://soccernet.espn.go.com/photos?id=264057&photoId=684745&cc=4716&ver=global}

&link(Kobe Bryant DNA mixed with a little bit of Lamar Odom){http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00418/Nicolas_Anelka_280x_418477a.jpg}

&link(Who's this Bill Buckner the yanks were talkin' about?){http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2010/6/12/1276383033761/Robert-Green-006.jpg}

&link(Can you blame me for believing horoscopes? I mean, look at my freakin' beard!){http://studsandall.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/domenech.jpg}

&link(u fart?){http://blog.oregonlive.com/timbers_impact/2009/02/large_mexico-soccer-ap.jpg}

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&u(){Some good VIDEOS} 
picked off youtube and such

&link(England vs. USA Legos){http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXo2nm2ODF0&feature=player_embedded#!}

&link(Awesome NIKE World Cup Commercial){http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idLG6jh23yE&feature=player_embedded#at=63}

&link(Lord of the Rings vs. vuvuzela){http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B2LPxggvqY&feature=player_embedded}

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--&u(){Best 11 & MVP of teams going home}

MVP- Gokhan Inler (Switzerland)

GK- Diego Benaglio (Switzerland)

DF- Winston Reid (New Zealand)
DF- Stephane Grichting (Switzerland)
DF- Maynor Figueroa (Honduras)
DF- Siaka Tiene (Cote D'Ivoire)

MF- Valter Birsa (Slovenia)
MF- Karim Ziani (Algeria)
MF- Brett Holman (Australia)
MF- Dennis Rommedahl (Denmark)

FW- Didier Drogba (Cote D'Ivoire)
FW- Chon Tae-Se (North Korea)

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--&u(){WORST 5 Hairstyles} w/ picture links
  
(5) &link(Jonas Gutierrez -Damn ponytail. Glad there are no Jonas' brothers-){http://blogdelrojo.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/jonas-gutierrez-ficha-con-el-newcastle.jpg}

(4) &link(Park Ji-Sung -Korean star thinks he's a Japanese 80's idol-){http://soccernet-assets.espn.go.com/i/players/worldcup/130x180/21544.jpg}

(3) &link(Vladmir Stojkovic -Pixy would be pissed.-){http://soccernet-assets.espn.go.com/i/players/worldcup/130x180/84879.jpg}

(2) &link(Rigobert Song -Ummmm..yeah-){http://soccernet-assets.espn.go.com/i/players/worldcup/130x180/86552.jpg}

(1) &link(Gervinho -OMG-){http://soccernet-assets.espn.go.com/i/players/worldcup/130x180/102192.jpg}

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--&u(){TOP 5 Player Names} 

(5) John and Johnathan Mensah (both Ghana, both central defenders)

(4) Sergio Busquets (Spanish midfielder. It's only funny in Japanese)

(3) Georgie Welcome (Honduras' supersub. It's good to be welcome)

(2) Danny Shittu (Nigerian defender. Some of his defense was too)

(1) Jasmin Handanovic (The 2nd Slovenian keeper with the awesome name Handanovic. Too bad though, cuz not only is he second fiddle to his younger cousin Samir Handanovic, his name is freakin' Jasmin)

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&counter(total)thanks