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A Qiqirn Always Pays His Debts

2015-02-28T02:09:33+09:00

Memeroon: Welcome, customer! Customer welcome to shop at Memeroon shop! ...Memeroon's brother causing bother? Run away with shiny shinies!? Memeroon: Memeroon no know where Jijiroon go. Memeroon and Jijiroon always fighting fight, never talking talk. Memeroon keep to Memeroon side, and keep away from Jijiroon side. Memeroon: Memeroon work for long time at Jijiroon shop, long time ago. Memeroon spot good spot for new shop, but Jijiroon say he want to stay put in Jijiroon shop spot. Move here, Memeroon say, but Jijiroon no want to hear, and no want to move. Memeroon: Quarrelsome Jijiroon quarrel with Memeroon. “Go away,” he say, so away Memeroon go. Memeroon move to new place, and set up new setup. Never ever talking talk with Jijiroon ever since. Memeroon: Everyone cross with Jijiroon? Everyone think Jijiroon cross everyone? Jijiroon need help, and helpful Memeroon help. Look in Jijiroon shop─Jijiroon leave shop, but maybe he leave hints that hint where Jijiroon go. “A Qiqirn Always Pays His Debts” objective fulfilled! Memeroon: Memeroon and Jijiroon fight bad fight, but Jijiroon not bad. Helpful Memeroon help find Jijiroon. Go to Jijiroon shop and look for leads to lead you to Jijiroon! Ferry Skipper: Adventurer wants going to shop of Jijiroon? Adventurer give forty gil! Bum-bailiff: What's yer business 'ere, matey? ...Bango Zango sent ye to look fer a missin' trader? Heh heh─same 'ere. Seems the Consortium ain't takin' no chances when it comes to trackin' down this Jijiroon character. Bum-bailiff: What say we work together, then, lad? I put the shakes on the shopkeep over yonder already─'e don't got a glimmer where the ol' boy's got to. Says this pile over 'ere's Jijiroon's stash, but it ain't nothin' but chocobofeed. 'Ardly worth filchin', when it comes down to it. Bum-bailiff: Thought 'e might o' taken the loot with 'im, but the only thing missin's what was in this 'ere chest. Accordin' to yon shopkeep, it weren't naught but a pile o' Mamool Ja coinage, and that ain't worth it's weight in shite to anyone this side o' the Deep. Bum-bailiff: Exceptin' the Mamool Ja, that is... No Eorzean merchant'd touch that stuff with a forty-yalm bargepole, but chances are it's still o' some value to the beasts. 'Ere, ye don't reckon the rat bastard's gone off to 'ire 'imself a lizardman army, do ye? Bum-bailiff: There's a band o' the scaly buggers 'angin' around northwards, but a Qiqirn's one thing an' a Mamool Ja's another─I ain't gettin' paid enough to go pokin' me nose in lizard business. I'll 'ead back to Limsa an' report to Zango. Don't ye be gettin' yerself in any trouble now, lad. Jijiroon: Look, look! Debt collector comes to collect Jijiroon's debts! Jijiroon give Mamool Ja back the shiny shinies, then good Mamool Ja protect Jijiroon from bad collector, yes? Mamool Ja Mercenary Captain: Very well, Jijiroon, you have a deal! Mamool Ja protect you from smoothskin! Soldiers, cover our retreat! Mamool Ja Mercenary Captain: You seek Jijiroon, collector? The pirate has him. Mamool Ja make deal to protect Jijiroon from you, and you alone. He say nothing about the pirate. Mamool Ja Mercenary Captain: You are not collector? ...Then Mamool Ja work is done. Jijiroon make another bad deal─no wonder collectors are after him. Mamool Ja Mercenary Captain: Mamool Ja make good deal with Jijiroon─buy many items, and pay fair price. But when we pay, Jijiroon say our money no good, and ask for gil. Mamool Ja Mercenary Captain: If Jijiroon want gil, he need to say so at the start. Mamool Ja proud warriors, not mind readers! You want find Jijiroon? Speak with rat brother. Maybe he knows where the pirate take him. Memeroon: Jijiroon did deal with Mamool Ja and got Mamool Ja shiny shinies? But Mamool Ja shinies no good to pay back his back payments? Memeroon: Oh no, oh no! Jijiroon collected by collector? That collector a pirate collector, and pirate collectors deter debtors by barreling them in barrels, and jettisoning them from jetties! Memeroon: Got to stop Jijiroon getting launched in the lake! Go to Jijiroon shop, and stop freebooter booting Jijiroon into the wet, wet water! Memeroon got arrangements to arrange, but see you there soon! “A Qiqirn Always Pays His Debts” objective fulfilled! Ferry Skipper: Adventurer wants going to shop of Jijiroon? Adventurer give forty gil! ???: Boohoo, boohoo... Retired Reaver: Well, if it ain't me ol' matey! Look 'ere, lad─I finally got me mitts on the shirkin' wretch, an' 'e's about to take the plunge! Retired Reaver: Seems 'e'd been makin' merry with the Mamool Ja, but 'e never counted on 'em tryin' to lumber 'im with their own dodgy lucre. An' ye can't pay yer debts with lizard coin, can ye, Jijiroon? Retired Reaver: Poor ol' bugger ain't a bad sort, really─should've just been a bit more careful drawin' up his deals with the beastmen. But good intentions don't count fer shite in this business─a defaulter's a defaulter, and a bailiff's got to do what a bailiff's got to do. Retired Reaver: I thought I'd washed me hands o' the pirate life when I went into the collectin' racket, but the old ways still come in 'andy. They pays me a pretty penny to give those as bilk their lenders the old 'eave-'o, pirate style─bung 'em in a barrel, and sling 'em in the briny! Memeroon: Stop, stop, stop! Memeroon give you shinies! Many, many shinies to repay repayments! Retired Reaver: 'Ere, what's with the 'ubbub, whiskers? Are ye sayin' ye'll pay off Jijiroon's debts fer 'im? Retired Reaver: Well, blow me down... There's enough gil 'ere to drag down a galleon! Aye, this'll cover what the Consortium's after, alright. That's an end to that, then─time to let the rat out o' the barrel. Jijiroon: Jijiroon no speak to Memeroon for long, long time, but Memeroon pay Jijiroon's payment? Jijiroon not worthy of worthy Memeroon... Nothing to give in return. Nothing but...Jijiroon shop. Jijiroon shop Jijiroon shop no more. Jijiroon shop Memeroon shop now. Memeroon: No, no, no! Memeroon no take Jijiroon shop! Jijiroon keep dealing deals, and pay Memeroon back bit by bit. Retired Reaver: 'Ere, ain't ye lookin' to get yer 'ands on 'is tradin' post? I thought you Qiqirns was all cutthroat when it came to business─if you 'ad 'is plot, ye'd 'ave the 'ole of upper La Noscea under yer thumb. An' there ain't nothin' like a monopoly to push up prices! Memeroon: No, no, no! Memeroon no want Jijiroon shop, Memeroon just want to help! Why Jijiroon no ask helpful Memeroon for helpful help!? Jijiroon: Jijiroon could no face showing Memeroon his face... Good Memeroon suggest good suggestions, but ignorant Jijiroon ignore proposals, and propose Memeroon go away. Jijiroon wrong to wrong Memeroon─feel bad feelings ever since... Memeroon: Jijiroon no wrong─Jijiroon and Memeroon differ because Jijiroon and Memeroon different. Good Jijiroon stand up for long-standing customers; good Memeroon like to look for likely place to find new customers. Different ways of working, but both ways can work. Retired Reaver: Ah, so that's how it is... Ye were stuck on stayin' put 'cause ye didn't want to leave yer ol' customers in the lurch, eh? Retired Reaver: But while yer brother's new post starts rollin' it, pickin' up all the new custom off the western road, yer ol' faithful let ye down. Only takes a few big-money deals to go south, an' before ye know it, ye ain't got a pot to piss in. It's a sorry tale, to be sure... Memeroon: Memeroon only set up new shop to show Memeroon as good a trader as good trader Jijiroon! If Jijiroon not there to motivate Memeroon, Memeroon got no motivation! Jijiroon will always be Memeroon's unrivaled rival! Retired Reaver: D'ye 'ear that, Jijiroon? Yer little brother don't 'alf set store in ye. An' what better way's there to thank 'im fer savin' yer 'ide than bringin' yer business back to its feet? ...Just remember to get 'em to pay ye in gil next time. Jijiroon: Jijiroon got tears in teary eyes! Jijiroon agrees to agreement─Jijiroon deal better deals, and get the better of Memeroon! Not as bad, bad enemies, but good, good rivals! Retired Reaver: Now that's what I call a deal! An' with both o' ye backin' up the other, I reckon there's no way this one'll fall through. Go on then, lads: get back to yer posts, draw up yer plans, and show La Noscea what ye've got!

The Hazy Professor

2015-02-28T02:08:11+09:00

Lamberteint: >Hm? Why, yes, I am Professor Lamberteint. Eh? We've met, you say? Are you certain about that? Er...perhaps telling me why you've come will refresh my memory. >Ah, I have been expecting these. I still can't quite remember you, but you have my thanks all the same. >So all three will attend the symposium... Excellent. I expected their replies sooner, but better late than never! >...Ah, pray excuse me. I've gotten ahead of myself. >The symposium I speak of is a biannual event that I organize for my students. We gather under one roof to share our research and critique others'─constructively, of course! >Perchance you are familiar with “aspect conversion”? 'Tis a theory I but recently published─with the aid of an adventurer much like you, come to think of it. Anyway, the focus of this symposium shall be post-aspect conversion. >Speaking of which, the hour is nearly upon us─though it seems my pupils have yet to arrive... Oh well, there are papers I can attend to while I wait. >Since you have proven yourself an able courier, would you mind taking these flowers to the tavern for me? 'Tis the venue for the symposium, and I fear it wants for decoration. Lamberteint: >You are still here? I must have finished more quickly than I realized. Though to do things swiftly and well is only natural for a mind like mine. >...Where are my students? 'Tis strange for them to be so late. And what of my big surprise? >Ahem... I present the original four volumes of my latest work: On the Properties of Aspect Conversion! I intend to bequeath them to my students, as thanks for their assistance─once they arrive, anyway... >...They are awfully tardy. Perhaps...perhaps I shall retire to my chambers for the time being. >Well, I suppose you are free to go. But if you venture outside Camp Drybone, would you keep your eyes open for my pupils? I'm sure they are fine, but I worry all the same. Lamberteint: >Have you seen any sign of my students outside the camp? >Nothing at all? I...I... Ah! My students must be busy with their research! So busy that they forgot...uh...that they forgot to tell me. >The symposium is hereby canceled! My pupils will have to wait for their─ >Egads! The books! I left them in the tavern! >This is all so... Ahem. Could you retrieve them for me? I...I require a moment... >Hahasako: Do mine eyes mislead me? 'Tis the adventurer who came in search of corrupted crystals! Hedyn: Of the countless taverns throughout the realm, that we would cross paths here! Tell me, Francel─what brings you to this place? Ceana: The symposium's been canceled on account of our absence? Whatever for!? It's to be held tomorrow, not today! Hedyn: Evidently the professor mixed up the date─hence why he fears we have forgotten all about it. Hahasako: The professor can be ever-so-slightly scatterbrained─though a genius when it comes to aetherial studies. Ceana: Hahaha! As if worse hasn't been said of us, Hahasako! People would still think us lunatics had we not come to study under the professor. Hedyn: Indeed. Whatever his failings, none of us would be where we are without him. Hahasako: I say we surprise him with a gift of our own─something to show our thanks for all he has done, and to commemorate his latest publication! Ceana: Hear, hear! And I think we all know what would make the perfect gift... Lamberteint's Pupils: Corrupted crystals! Ceana: Hah, a fine idea─if I do say so myself. Can we count on your help as well, Francel? Hahasako: I must return to Highbridge and prepare a containment vessel for the crystals. You may come and collect it anon. “The Hazy Professor” objective fulfilled! Hedyn: Corrupted crystals are central to the professor's research. I daresay he will jump for joy when he gets them. Ceana: As Professor Lamberteint's greatest students, we must lift his spirits─I most of all, as the greatest of us three! Hahasako: 'Tis high time you arrived! I completed my preparations a long while ago. Hahasako: We seek crystals marred by nary a single mark. Make your way to the center of the Burning Wall, where stands the finest of formations. Hahasako: Here is a sledgehammer you can use to fracture a cluster once there. Hahasako: And here, a warded pot. Collect within it the shards of crystal, and deliver the lot to Ceana. Simple, is it not? Hahasako: I trust you are aware that the nearest path to the Burning Wall begins at Burgundy Falls? Then I bid you merry mining! Ceana: Welcome back! Did the mirrorknights give you any trouble? Ceana: Aha! An exquisite potful of corrupted crystals, if ever I saw one! Hahasako: Well, now that everything seems in order, I shall summon the professor for his surprise! Lamberteint: Ahem! What “surprise,” pray tell? If it was for the symposium, I'm afraid you're too late. Lamberteint's Pupils: Professor Lamberteint! Lamberteint: And you, postman─did you ever intend to return with what I asked!? Why, I ought to─ Ceana: Hold on a moment, Professor! You forgot that the symposium starts tomorrow! Hedyn: We know you can be a bit absentminded. But above all else, we beg you remember: Lamberteint's Pupils: No student ever skips a symposium! Ceana: Voilà! Corrupted crystals to celebrate your latest publication, and to express our gratitude for your constant support. Lamberteint: Ahaha! So that's what you three have been doing! I hardly know whether to laugh or to cry. Lamberteint: It just so happens I have prepared something for each of you, as well. Lamberteint: On the Properties of Aspect Conversion would not exist were it not for you all, and so I thought to divide the volumes between the four of us─that the set would be complete whenever we meet. Lamberteint: Your questions, your contributions, your very presence drives me onwards─as quickly as a corrupted crystal can change aspects! Hedyn: It matters not where our research takes us, so long as we are of one mind and one purpose. Lamberteint: Why...why don't we meet four times a year instead of two? It would be a pleasure to hear your papers more often─and to present mine own, of course! Lamberteint: I must say, I am quite eager to begin experimenting with these crystals. You didn't go to too much trouble obtaining them, did you? Ceana: Not at all, haha. Francel saw to the dangerous tasks. For the second time, come to think of it─didn't his efforts serve as inspiration for your research before? Lamberteint: Francel!? Ah! I knew I had seen you before. Lamberteint: Well, no longer shall your contributions go unrecognized! I, Professor Lamberteint, hereby name thee an honorary pupil! Lamberteint: Now, my friends, to work! The unsolved mysteries of aether are waiting to be unraveled!

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