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Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Unbelievable!</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  I never thought anyone would come to
us for counseling.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  But someone has! And there she
is!</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Her name was Emiri Kimidori, a
junior, who seemed very quiet and pure.</span><br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  So let me get this
straight.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  You want us the SOS Brigade to go and
search for your missing boyfriend?</span><br>
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  Yes.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Hm.</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Huh.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Oh great.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  It seems that she thinks the purpose
of the SOS Brigade really is to be a mobile task force or a jack-of-all-trades
counseling thing.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  So what exactly is troubling
you?</span><br>
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  He hasn't been in school for the longest time.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Have you tried calling
him?</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  He doesn't answer his cell or his home phone.<br>
  I even went to his house, but he wasn't there.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Hm, what about your boyfriend's
family?</span><br>
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  As far as I know, he lives alone.<br>
  A while ago I remember hearing they lived and worked overseas.<br>
  But I don't have any of their contact information.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Really?</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Were his parents in
Canada?</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  No, I believe they live somewhere in Honduras.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Oh, yes, Honduras, indeed!</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  What was this "indeed"
stuff?</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  I doubt she even knows where Honduras
is.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Let's see, somewhere below Mexico,
right?</span><br>
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  The night when I went to see him, the house was pitch-black.<br>
  I'm so worried.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Yeah,</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  I can totally understand how you're
feeling about this.</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Liar.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  You don't understand the feeling of
being in love.</span><br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Anyway, I'm surprised you came to the
SOS Brigade for this mystery.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  So why'd you come to us?</span><br>
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  My boyfriend used to talk about the SOS brigade.<br>
  That's why I am here.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Oh?</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  So who is this boyfriend?</span><br>
<br>
Cat:<br>
  Meow.<br>
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  ... is his name.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Don't know him. Who's
he?</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Hm?</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Hm?</span><br>
<br>
Mikuru:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">  Hm?</span><br>
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  To tell you the truth, he's the president of the computer club.<br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Hmmm... huh!</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  The guy Haruhi took pictures of his
sexually harassing Miss Asahina.(xxx)</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  The guy Haruhi blackmailed so she
could pick(xxx) the top-of-the-line computer.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  The poor guy who was forced to hook
the computer up with tears in his eyes.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  I totally forgot about
him.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Ok, I got it.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Don't worry, we'll do something about
this.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Miss Kimidori, today is your lucky
day.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Since you're the SOS Brigade's first
client, I'll solve the case of your missing boyfriend for free.</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  You planed on charging money for
this?</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Hey, taking the case is the easy
part.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  What are we gonna do if you can't
solve it?</span><br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Hm. We'll solve it.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  I'm sure that the computer club chief is
suffering from the May Melancholies even if it's a couple months
late.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  We'll just stroll into his house, grab
him, slap him around a little and drag him out there.</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  I think she's serious about
that.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  But if he's got a girlfriend like
Miss Kimidori, why the guy's hiding at the computer club?</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Are you and Miss Kimidori friends or
something?</span><br>
<br>
Mikuru:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">  Uh-uh.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">  I've never spoken to her before
today.</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  If she needed help, why didn't she go
to a teacher or the police?</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  No, maybe she did, but they didn't
take that seriously.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  That's why she came to the SOS
Brigade for help.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Yeah, that's what's going on
here.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Looks like Haruhi's using this as an
opportunity to attract bigger cases.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Bet she thinks she can solve those,
too.</span><br>
<br>
Haruhi<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  We could always pass out fliers at the
front gate like we did last time.<br>
<br></span>

Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Unbelievable!</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  I never thought anyone would come to
us for counseling.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  But someone has! And there she
is!</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Her name was Emiri Kimidori, a
junior, who seemed very quiet and pure.</span><br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  So let me get this
straight.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  You want us the SOS Brigade to go and
search for your missing boyfriend?</span><br>
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  Yes.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Hm.</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Huh.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Oh great.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  It seems that she thinks the purpose
of the SOS Brigade really is to be a mobile task force or a jack-of-all-trades
counseling thing.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  So what exactly is troubling
you?</span><br>
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  He hasn't been in school for the longest time.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Have you tried calling
him?</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  He doesn't answer his cell or his home phone.<br>
  I even went to his house, but he wasn't there.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Hm, what about your boyfriend's
family?</span><br>
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  As far as I know, he lives alone.<br>
  A while ago I remember hearing they lived and worked overseas.<br>
  But I don't have any of their contact information.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Really?</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Were his parents in
Canada?</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  No, I believe they live somewhere in Honduras.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Oh, yes, Honduras, indeed!</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  What was this "indeed"
stuff?</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  I doubt she even knows where Honduras
is.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Let's see, somewhere below Mexico,
right?</span><br>
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  The night when I went to see him, the house was pitch-black.<br>
  I'm so worried.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Yeah,</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  I can totally understand how you're
feeling about this.</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Liar.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  You don't understand the feeling of
being in love.</span><br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Anyway, I'm surprised you came to the
SOS Brigade for this mystery.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  So why'd you come to us?</span><br>
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  My boyfriend used to talk about the SOS brigade.<br>
  That's why I am here.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Oh?</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  So who is this boyfriend?</span><br>
<br>
Cat:<br>
  Meow.<br>
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  ... is his name.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Don't know him. Who's
he?</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Hm?</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Hm?</span><br>
<br>
Mikuru:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">  Hm?</span><br>
<br>
Kimidori:<br>
  To tell you the truth, he's the president of the computer club.<br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Hmmm... huh!</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  The guy Haruhi took pictures of his
sexually harassing Miss Asahina.(xxx)</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  The guy Haruhi blackmailed so she
could take his top-of-the-line computer.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  The poor guy who was forced to hook
the computer up with tears in his eyes.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  I totally forgot about
him.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Ok, I got it.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Don't worry, we'll do something about
this.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Miss Kimidori, today is your lucky
day.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Since you're the SOS Brigade's first
client, I'll solve the case of your missing boyfriend for free.</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  You planed on charging money for
this?</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Hey, taking the case is the easy
part.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  What are we gonna do if you can't
solve it?</span><br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  Hm. We'll solve it.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  I'm sure that the computer club chief is
suffering from the May Melancholies even if it's a couple months
late.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  We'll just stroll into his house, grab
him, slap him around a little and drag him out there.</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  I think she's serious about
that.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  But if he's got a girlfriend like
Miss Kimidori, why the guy's hiding at the computer club?</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Are you and Miss Kimidori friends or
something?</span><br>
<br>
Mikuru:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">  Uh-uh.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">  I've never spoken to her before
today.</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  If she needed help, why didn't she go
to a teacher or the police?</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  No, maybe she did, but they didn't
take that seriously.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  That's why she came to the SOS
Brigade for help.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Yeah, that's what's going on
here.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Looks like Haruhi's using this as an
opportunity to attract bigger cases.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">  Bet she thinks she can solve those,
too.</span><br>
<br>
Haruhi<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">  We could always pass out fliers at the
front gate like we did last time.<br>
<br></span>