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<p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">Since the SOS Brigade was founded, the
once empty room of the former literary club<br>
now has lots of things in it.<br>
Maybe she is planning on living here or something.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">You know what, it would be great to have a
computer in here.<br>
We're living in the information age, we don't even have a
computer.<br>
I can't forgive them.</font></p>
<p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">And who is it you can't
forgive?</font></p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">What do you say, let's go get
one.</font></p>
<p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">Do you have any idea how we're gonna get
one?<br>
You are not gonna rob a computer store, are you?</font></p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">No way.<br>
We're gonna hit some place closer.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Hi, everyone!<br>
I've come for a computer and all the accessories that go with
it!!<br>
Who one here's the president?</font></p>
<p>President: I guess that'd be me.</p>
<p>Haurhi: <font color="#FF0000">There's only one reason why I would schlep
all the way over here to<br>
the computer club.<br>
I'm here for a computer.<br>
I only need one.</font></p>
<p>President: Excuse me, you crazy or something?</p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">We only need one and you guys got a whole
bunch in here.</font></p>
<p>President: Hang on a sec. Who the heck are you, anyway?</p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">We are the SOS Brigade.<br>
And I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, the leader.<br>
And these are my henchmen, number 1 and number 2.<br>
Don't give me any crap, just hand over a computer and no one
gets hurt.</font></p>
<p>President: What the hell shall I?<br>
I'm not giving you guys anything.</p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Uhm? Oookay.<br>
Here's how this is gonna go down, boys.<br>
So try to pay attention.</font></p>
<p>Mikuru: <font color="#CC9933"> Uwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!</font></p>
<p>President: W,what are you doing?</p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">And one more shot!</font></p>
<p>President: What are you doing?</p>
<p>Haurhi: <font color="#FF0000">I have photographs of the evidence of the
blatant sexual harassment.<br>
If you don't want any of these pics to show up all over the
campus,<br>
hand over a computer and be quick about it.</font></p>
<p>President: This is ludicrous.<br>
You forced me to touch her breasts.<br>
I'm innocent, I tell you.</p>
<p>Haurhi: <font color="#FF0000">I wonder how many people are gonna listen
to your side of the story,<br>
you sexual harasser?</font></p>
<p>President: What? Hang on!<br>
All the club members here are witnesses.</p>
<p>Member1: That's right.</p>
<p>Member2: Yeah, that wasn't his fault.</p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Then I'll tell everyone in the school that
all you geeks ganged up on her<br>
and *******ed her.</font></p>
<p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">You're out of your mind or
something?</font></p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Well chief, you're gonna hand it over or
not?</font></p>
<p>Mikuru: <font color="#CC9933">Miss Suzumiya...</font></p>
<p>President: That's...</p>
<p> Take whichever one you want...</p>
<p>Member1: Get up, man.</p>
<p>Member2: Get a hold of yourself.</p>
<p>Member3: It's gonna be okay.</p>
<p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">It's like a bad comic skit or
something.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Which one is the latest model?</font></p>
<p>President: Give me one good reason why I should tell you that!</p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Hhhm.</font></p>
<p>Member4: That one...</p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">I almost forgot, I got a list from a
computer store yesterday.<br>
It's got all the newest models on it.<br>
And it looks like this computer's not listed.<br>
Think I'll take that one.</font></p>
<p>President: Wait, that's the machine I just bought, you can't do it.<br>
.... Take it, you thief.</p>
<p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">Yeah, you got that right.<br>
She is a thief.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Hey, Kyon.<br>
Could you get this?</font></p>
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