Haruhi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Today, the skies are clear and the waves are high.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> This battle will decide the destiny of the empire.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> And believe me, this is just a beginning.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> We'll vaporize anything that gets in our way.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> The SOS Brigade will make its name known to the ends of the universe.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> One day, I'll talk to the board of education about creating branches of the SOS Brigade in every public school.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Obviously we're going to win, but still I won't allow any slacking.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Now, pulverize them!</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Oh, whatever gives her that confidence?</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> I want it.</span><br style= "color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Even if it's only two milligrams, I want it.</span><br> <br> Haruhi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Oh, really?</span><br style= "color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Do you want me to pump some into you?</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <br> Haruhi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> There, that's to the trick.(xxx)</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> What good does it do to stare at me and make me uncomfortable?</span><br> <br> Haruhi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> I charged my glare with a bunch of energy and sent it into you.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> You probably felt something like your body getting warmer.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Maybe you're starting to sweat.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> You feel it, don't you? You feel it?</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> No, I felt like my life was in danger.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <br> Koizumi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> Looks like the game is about to begin.</span><br> <br> Haruhi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> All ships ahead!</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Well, the game's begun.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> And the xxxxxxxxx, we've just run across an enemy fleet.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Thanks to Nagato, we somehow manage to figure out the enemy's movements.</span><br style= "color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> She scouts and fights the enemy simultaneously, to talk about bravery.</span><br style= "color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Miss Asahina the game xxxxxx and Haruhi the charging idiot are completely useless.</span><br style= "color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> It's 5 against 3, and we are the ones outnumbered.</span><br> <br> Koizumi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> The enemy is using V formation to try to lure us in their firing range.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> I think we should counter with a defensive strategy.</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Sounds like a great plan.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> But what would Haruhi say about the strategy of yours.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Hm, What the...</span><br style= "color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> We're being attacked by another enemy fleet?</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Where did these guys come from?</span><br> <br> Koizumi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> They're going after my fleet, too.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> How did they figure out where we were?</span><br> <br> Haruhi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> What are you doing?</span><br style= "color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Hurry up and start retaliating!</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> I didn't need you to tell me that.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Starboard, 90 degrees. Open all cannons.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <br> Koizumi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> Sounds like someone's getting serious about this game.</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Enemy fleet in range.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Beam cannons, open fire!</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Wait, hang on.</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Damn, they've got away.</span><br> <br> Koizumi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> Same over here.</span><br style= "color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> They unloaded on us for a bit and vanished in the air.</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> The old hit-and-run tactic, huh?</span><br> <br> Koizumi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> Oh, They are back, other side.</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> They're just picking us off.</span><br> <br> Haruhi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> What are you doing, slowpoke?</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> They're getting away!</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> I know, but I can't do anything to stop them.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Those jerks are hitting us from both sides.</span><br> <br> Haruhi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> It's time to launch the G***dam!</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Here I go... wait!</span><br> <br> Mikuru:<br> <span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> Um... Does someone please tell me where I am right now?</span><br> <br> Haruhi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> I can't take this anymore.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Attention fleet, full speed ahead!</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> I'm gonna find the enemy leader and pummel him with the bats(xxx).</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> What are you doing?</span><br style= "color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Pull back!</span><br> <br> Koizumi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> He is right, leave this to us.</span><br> <br> Haruhi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Out of my way!<br> The leaders are gonna do this out one-on-one!</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Fall back!</span><br style= "color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> We don't even know where he is.</span><br> <br> Haruhi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Then leave it to me.</span><br style= "color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> I'll find him!</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> I'm telling you, fall back!</span><br> <br> Koizumi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> Let's calm down.</span><br style= "color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> The enemy's shooting at us.</span><br> <br> Mikuru:<br> <span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> Hey you guys! Where did everyone go?</span><br> <br> Haruhi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Move out!</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> I can't</span><br style= "color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> I'm stuck here.</span><br style= "color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> We're gonna lose this thing.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Huh? What the...</span><br> <br> Koizumi<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> Wow, she split up her fleet.</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> You can do that?</span><br style= "color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <br> Koizumi<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> I remember reading about it at the back of the manual.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> Apparently, you can split your fleet up to 20 squadrons and control them separately.</span><br style= "color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> The thing is, this isn't humanly possible to control so many squadrons at the same time.</span><br style= "color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> So nobody was doing it.</span><br> <br> Kyon:<br> <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Isn't humanly possible, huh?</span><br> <br> Mikuru:<br> <span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> Aren't you afraid you'll break the keyboard hitting it that hard?</span><br> <br> Haruhi:<br> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Anyone accepting defeat will be punished by running 10 laps around the school, naked!</span><br style= "color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> And you'll have to yell "green Martians are chasing me" for whole ten laps.</span><br> <br>
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