<p>Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">And so, the next day.</span><br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">I'll meet you there.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">I guess I had no choice.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> I found myself shuffling over to the clubroom.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">So, what are you reading?</span><br /><br /> Nagato:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(204,51,204);">....</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">Is it interesting?</span><br /><br /> Nagato:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(204,51,204);">Unique.</span><br style="color:rgb(204,51,204);" /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">So, what part's unique?</span><br /><br /> Nagato:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(204,51,204);">All of it.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">Ah, you really like books.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br /> Nagato:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(204,51,204);">A little.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">I see.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Can I go home now?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br /> Haruhi:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">Sorry about that!</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I'm a little late today 'cause it took me forever to catch her.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">It was another girl.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> A really beautiful girl.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br /> Mikuru:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);">Where is this?</span><br style="color:rgb(204,153,51);" /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Where am I?</span><br style="color:rgb(204,153,51);" /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Why did you bring me here?</span><br style="color:rgb(204,153,51);" /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Who are you people anyway?</span><br style="color:rgb(204,153,51);" /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Why are you locking the door?</span><br style="color:rgb(204,153,51);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,204,0);"><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> What do you want from me</span>....</span><br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">Just be quiet.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Allow me to introduce Mikuru Asahina.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">So much for introductions.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Where did you kidnap her from?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br /> Haruhi:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">I didn't kidnap anyone.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> She came here on her own.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,51,255);">Same difference.</span><br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I caught this one daydreaming her brains out in the juniors' classroom.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> During recess, I make it a point to walk every inch of the main building.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I remember seeing her around a couple of times and well, here she is.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">So, that's why I haven't seen her during recess.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Unbelievable.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Uh, hang on a second.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Did you say she was a junior?</span><br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Well, so what if she is!</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">Yeah.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Uh, it's Miss Asahina, wasn't it?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Why pick her of all people then?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br /> Haruhi:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">What are you blind?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Just look at her!</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> She's a total little cutie.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">Great, now she sounds like a pervert.<br /><br /></span>Harushi:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">In this situation, moe is an important concept to keep in mind.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">Sorry, what did you say?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br /> Haruhi:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">Moe! Moe!</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> This girl's a prime example of moe.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> It's a rule that in stories with strange things going on,</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> you need to have one moe character.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Someone with glasses, or in a maid costume or anything fetishy is essential.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> And that's just the beginning.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> She's tiny but she's got bigger breasts than me!</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I mean, look at these things!</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> They're immense!</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> This is another important aspect of moe.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">Indeed.</span><br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">Man, these sucklers are huge!</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> It kinda pisses me off.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I mean, she is so cute and boobies are ginormous compared to mine.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">What are you, an idiot?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br /> Haruhi:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">But they're totally huge! Really!</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> You wanna feel them for yourself?</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">I think I'm gonna pass.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> So Haruhi, you brought this girl Miss Asahina all the way up here just because she just happened to be cute, tiny and extremely well-endowed.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Is that what you're trying to tell me?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br /> Haruhi:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">That's right!</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">She truly is an idiot.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br /> Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I think that our club needs more than anything as a mascot.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Mikuru, are you a member of any other school clubs right now?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br /> Mikuru:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);">Um, Calligraphy club.</span><br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">Oh, you can quit that one.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> It'll just get in the way of our club's activities.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br /> Mikuru:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);">Ah. Well ok, I understand.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">What did she understand?</span><br /><br /> Mikuru:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);">I'm going to quit the Calligraphy club and join this one.</span><br style="color:rgb(204,153,51);" /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> However I don't really know what the literary club does.</span><br style="color:rgb(204,153,51);" /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Could you at least tell me that?</span><br style="color:rgb(204,153,51);" /><br /> Haruhi:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">We're not the literary club, Mikuru.</span><br /><br /> Mikuru:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);">Huh?</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">We're sort of borrowing this clubroom for now.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> And the group you're about to join is something Suzumiya is gonna be starting up.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> And so far she hasn't figured out the name and I have absolutely no idea what we're gonna be doing here anyway.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Oh, by the way, the girl sitting over there reading a book is a real literary club member.</span><br /><br /> Mikuru:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);">Oh,</span><br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">Ok, I've got it!</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I just figured it out what we're gonna call ourselves.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">Well, spit it out.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> May I have your attention please.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> The name of the heretofore nameless start-up club has just been decided.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">And its name is ...</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br /> Haruhi:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">The SOS Brigade!</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">The Spreading Excitement All Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> The SOS Brigade for short.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Yeah, it's ok to laugh now.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Actually, the name should be something like "Spreading Excitement All Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya Organization."</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> But we don't have a right to form an organization yet,</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> and we still don't know what the point of this club is.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br /> Haruhi:<br /> <span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">Brigade'll have to do then, won't it.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);">And with that baffling statement, the name of this club was decided.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Yeah, just do whatever you want.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span class="cald-hword"><a href="http://www35.atwiki.jp/english_anime/pages/32.html"><<previous</a><font color="#3366FF"> </font></span><a href="http://www35.atwiki.jp/english_anime/pages/21.html">next>></a></p>
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