<p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">Since the SOS Brigade was founded, the once empty room of the former literary club<br /> now has lots of things in it.<br /> Maybe she is planning on living here or something.</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">You know what, it would be great to have a computer in here.<br /> We're living in the information age, we don't even have a computer.<br /> I can't forgive them.</font></p> <p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">And who is it you can't forgive?</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">What do you say, let's go get one.</font></p> <p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">Do you have any idea how we're gonna get one?<br /> You are not gonna rob a computer store, are you?</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">No way.<br /> We're gonna hit some place closer.</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Hi, everyone!<br /> I've come for a computer and all the accessories that go with it!!<br /> Who one else's the president?</font></p> <p>President: I guess that'd be me.</p> <p>Haurhi: <font color="#FF0000">There's only one reason why I would schlep all the way over here to<br /> the computer club.<br /> I'm here for a computer.<br /> I only need one.</font></p> <p>President: Excuse me, you crazy or something?</p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">We only need one and you guys got a whole bunch in here.</font></p> <p>President: Hang on a sec. Who the heck are you, anyway?</p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">We are the SOS Brigade.<br /> And I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, the leader.<br /> And these are my henchmen, number 1 and number 2.<br /> Don't give me any crap, just hand over a computer and no one gets hurt.</font></p> <p>President: Why the hell should I?<br /> I'm not giving you guys anything.</p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Uhm? Oookay.<br /> Here's how this is gonna go down, boys.<br /> So try to pay attention.</font></p> <p>Mikuru: <font color="#CC9933"> Uwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!</font></p> <p>President: W,what are you doing?</p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">And one more shot!</font></p> <p>President: What are you doing?</p> <p>Haurhi: <font color="#FF0000">I have photographic evidence of the blatant sexual harassment.<br /> If you don't want any of these pics to show up all over the campus,<br /> hand over a computer and be quick about it.</font></p> <p>President: This is ludicrous.<br /> You forced me to touch her breasts.<br /> I'm innocent, I tell you.</p> <p>Haurhi: <font color="#FF0000">I wonder how many people are gonna listen to your side of the story,<br /> you sexual harasser?</font></p> <p>President: What? Hang on!<br /> All the club members here are witnesses.</p> <p>Member1: That's right.</p> <p>Member2: Yeah, that wasn't his fault.</p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her<br /> and *******ed her.</font></p> <p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">You're out of your mind or something?</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Well chief, you're gonna hand it over or not?</font></p> <p>Mikuru: <font color="#CC9933">Miss Suzumiya...</font></p> <p>President: That's...</p> <p> Take whichever one you want...</p> <p>Member1: Get up, man.</p> <p>Member2: Get a hold of yourself.</p> <p>Member3: It's gonna be okay.</p> <p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">It's like a bad comic skit or something.</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Which one is the latest model?</font></p> <p>President: Give me one good reason why I should tell you that!</p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Hhhm.</font></p> <p>President: That one...</p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">I almost forgot, I got a list from a computer store yesterday.<br /> It's got all the newest models on it.<br /> And it looks like this computer's not listed.<br /> I think I'll take that one.</font></p> <p>President: Wait, that's the machine I just bought, you can't do it.<br /> .... Take it, you thief.</p> <p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">Yeah, you got that right.<br /> She is a thief.</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Hey, Kyon.<br /> Could you get this?</font></p> <p> </p>
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