<p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">Since the SOS Brigade was founded, the once empty room of the former literary club<br> now has lots of things in it.<br> Maybe she is planning on living here or something.</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">You know what, it would be great to have a computer in here.<br> We're living in the information age, we don't even have a computer.<br> I can't forgive them.</font></p> <p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">And who is it you can't forgive?</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">What do you say, let's go get one.</font></p> <p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">Do you have any idea how we're gonna get one?<br> You are not gonna rob a computer store, are you?</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">No way.<br> We're gonna hit some place closer.</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Hi, everyone!<br> I've come for a computer and all the accessories that go with it!!<br> Who one here's the president?</font></p> <p>President: I guess that'd be me.</p> <p>Haurhi: <font color="#FF0000">There's only one reason why I would shlep all the way over here to<br> the computer club.<br> I'm here for a computer.<br> I only need one.</font></p> <p>President: Excuse me, you crazy or something?</p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">We only need one and you guys got a whole bunch in here.</font></p> <p>President: Hang on a sec. Who the heck are you, anyway?</p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">We are the SOS Brigade.<br> And I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, the leader.<br> And these are my henchmen, number 1 and number 2.<br> Don't give me any crap, just hand over a computer and no one gets hurt.</font></p> <p>President: What the hell shall I?<br> I'm not giving you guys anything.</p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Uhm? Oookay.<br> Here's how this is gonna go down, boys.<br> So try to pay attention.</font></p> <p>Mikuru: <font color="#CC9933"> Uwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!</font></p> <p>President: W,what are you doing?</p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">And one more shot!</font></p> <p>President: What are you doing?</p> <p>Haurhi: <font color="#FF0000">I have photographs of the evidence of your sexual harassment.<br> If you don't want any of these pics to show up all over the campus,<br> hand over a computer and be quick about it.</font></p> <p>President: This is ludicrous.<br> You forced me to touch her breasts.<br> I'm innocent, I tell you.</p> <p>Haurhi: <font color="#FF0000">I wonder how many people are gonna listen to your side of the story,<br> sexual harasser?</font></p> <p>President: What? Hang on!<br> All the club members here are witnesses.</p> <p>Member1: That's right.</p> <p>Member2: Yeah, that wasn't his fault.</p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Then I'll tell everyone in the school that all you geeks came to upon her<br> and *******ed her.</font></p> <p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">You're out of your mind or something?</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Well chief, you gonna hand over or not?</font></p> <p>Mikuru: <font color="#CC9933">Miss Suzumiya...</font></p> <p>President: Take whatever one you want...</p> <p>Member1: Get up, man.</p> <p>Member2: Get a hold of yourself.</p> <p>Member3: It's gonna be okay.</p> <p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">It's like a bad comic skill or something.</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Which one is the latest model?</font></p> <p>President: You mean one good reason why should I tell you that!</p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Hhhm.</font></p> <p>Member4: That one...</p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">I almost forgot, I got a list from a computer store yesterday.<br> It's got all the newest models on it.<br> And it looks like this computer are not listed.<br> Think of take that one.</font></p> <p>President: Wait that's the machine I just bought, you can't do it.<br> .... Take it, you thief.</p> <p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">Yeah, you got that right.<br> She is a thief.</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Hey, Kyon.<br> Could you get this?</font></p> <p> </p>
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