<p>Akira:<br /><font color="#FF00FF"> Hiya, Luckies!<br /> I'm your navigator, Akira Kogami!<br /> Can you believe it, Lucky Channel runs the fifth episode?<br /> And I'm so excited I can't believe it any more!<br /> Let me introduce my assistant who's getting lots of his time on the show and getting a big head because of it!<br /> No, I'm just kidding...<br /> The one and only... Minoru Shiraishi, crap crap crap...<br /></font><br /> Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> I promise my head's not getting any bigger.<br /> Anyway faults, IIt's honor to be here, and I hope I do well!<br /> I'm the assistant, Minoru Shiraishi!<br /></font><br /> Akira:<br /><font color="#FF00FF"> Then, as you know, we've got tons of letters every week from fans just like you!<br /> Today's hand-pick letter was sent by USS Gatoh in Tokyo.<br /><br /></font>Shiraishi:or<br /><font color="#800000"> Is this guy some kinda n**t or something?<br /> I mean, he sendt in like fifty of those things...<br /></font><br /> Akira:<br /><font color="#FF00FF"> He's probably just poor, pathetical loser.<br /> Anyway, here's the letter says,<br /> " Big hellos to Akira-san and Minoru-san.<br /> On Lucky Star, I always see Konata-chan go online play netgames.<br /> So I was just wondering, Akira-san.<br /> Do you go online to play games, too?<br /> By the way, I'm lining on what you're calling Netoge, but I don't swing that way in real life. "<br /> Whao, someone's got issues!<br /><br /></font>Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> A " Netoge? " <br /> What is it mean " Netoge? "<br /> Is that short for a network game?<br /> I've never played those things...<br /></font><br /> Akira:<br /><font color="#FF00FF"> Ummm...<br /> You'd better off not play and do it.<br /><br /></font>Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> That was... blunt.<br /> Uh, why do you think that?<br /></font><br /> Akira:<br /><font color="#993366"> 'Cause tons of people get so hooked and they totally give up their lives in real world.<br /> Back then, you know, I used be that way.<br /> Whenever I had time, I'd log on and go on super long hunting sessions or I'd just PKK some people.<br /> Yeah, but that's when I was younger.<br /><br /></font>Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> " When you were young..."<br /> Girl, I mean those terms you were using.<br /> I don't understand any of them...<br /></font><br /> Akira:<br /><font color="#993366"> It's better if you don't know them...<br /> Whatever, it's not like the audience who's gonna understand any of stuff, either.<br /><br /></font>Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> Yeah, anyway, you used to play those things.<br /> Maybe you could, you know, share some memories you might have as a gamer with our audience?<br /></font><br /> Akira:<br /><font color="#FF00FF"> Oh, right, here I go, memories!<br /> When I was just a beginner, I didn't understand anything and got some trouble, then these guys who were experienced gamers came and helped me out!<br /> Then he pitched and gave me lots of really expensive armors and super rare stuff!<br /></font><font color="#FF00FF"> I was the happiest girl in the world!</font><font color="#FF00FF"><br /></font><br /> Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> I... I bet you were...<br /></font><br /> Akira:<br /><font color="#FF00FF"> I had so much fun totally!<br /> I want totally everyone to go online and start play it now!<br /> Oh, no!<br /> It's time to go, byeny!<br /><br /></font>Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> Yeah, well, see you next time.<br /><br /> So, I guess you were popular in the world of online gaming.<br /> Ah, Akira-sama?<br /> Something wrong?<br /></font><br /> Akira:<br /><font color="#993366"> On page 38, the scene 12?<br /></font><br /> Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> Uh-huh?<br /></font><br /> Akira:<br /><font color="#993366"> Who the hell is Yutaka, damn it?!<br /></font><br /> Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> Whao, you're getting mad of that.<br /></font><br /> Akira:<br /><font color="#993366"> My name is Akira, damn you, Akira!<br /></font><br /> Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> Right, you know.<br /></font><br /> Akira:<br /><font color="#993366"> Who's in charge!?<br /></font><br /> Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> Where's the director?<br /> Get the director!<br /> Get the producers!<br /> Akira-sama, you have to calm down.</font></p> <p><font color="#800000">Akira:</font></p> <p><font color="#800000"><font color="#800000">I am calm.</font></font><font color="#800000"><br /></font></p> <p>Shiraishi :</p> <p><font color="#800000">I beg you!<br /></font><br /> Akira:<font color="#993366"><br /> I've got an idea.<br /></font><br /> Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> Yes?<br /></font><br /> Akira:<br /><font color="#993366"> Let's take the name Minoru Shiraishi.<br /> Then, we turn into something else, something like su...<br /></font></p>
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