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涼宮閣下、先行の索敵艇より入電 - (2007/11/13 (火) 07:43:16) の編集履歴(バックアップ)
Koizumi:
Lord Suzumiya, we have a report from
the scout fleet.
The enemy ships have been
located.
Nagato:
The enemy fleet at 8 minutes and 20
seconds,
The distance and location are 6.3
astronomical unit at 60% light speed.
The enemy fleet consists
approximately 15,000 ships.
Haruhi:
They are here.
We're gonna annihilate
them.
All ships at battle
stations.
Koizumi:
Aye, aye, ma'am!
All ships at battle
stations.
Settle the reactors at combat
output.
Settle the thrusters at first stage
speeds.
3, 2, 1, ignition!
Mikuru:
Lo.. loading all xxxxx with super
gravitational torpedoes.
And load the super proton cannons,
too.
All cannons stand by for
fire.
Nagato:
Maximum boosters.
Initiate electronic
warfare.
ECM, ECCMs are fully
operational.
Haruhi:
Excellent!
All ships full speed ahead!
Kyon:
Hey, Haruhi.
Don't you think it'd be better if you
pull your ships back a little bit.
Your fleet shouldn't be so far in
front of us.
Haruhi:
What are you talking
about?
I wanna shoot beams and missiles at the
enemy too.
Kyon:
Look! When you're playing shogi or
chess, the king isn't the one who charges in the enemy territory.
Haruhi:
Oh, yeah. Good
thinking.
Ok, Kyon, you guys take care of
it.
Go find the enemy leader and give him a
good pummelling with the cannons.
And make sure you win!
I want to take those fools from the
computer club and beat the living daylights out of the geek boys!
Kyon:
Wouldn't it be better if we just
raise a white flag now?
Well, I guess that's not gonna be an
option today.