「SOS団に勝負を申し込む!」の編集履歴（バックアップ）一覧に戻る
Mikuru:
Um, it's the president of the
computer club.
Chief:
Hm? Isn't your leader here today?
Kyon:
You guys want something?
Chief:
First I want you to take this.
You'll find some game software on that disc.
Yeah, it's an original game that we designed and developed.
We had it on display at the arts festival.
Maybe you saw it?
Kyon:
I don't remember.
Kyon:
The only memory I want to retain from
the arts festival is the image of Miss Asahina wearing that maid
outfit.
Chief:
Really. Perhaps we were exhibiting in the wrong place.
Kyon:
So what did you guys want?
Chief:
Ah, That's right.
We've come here to challenge you and your Brigade thing.
Kyon:
Huh?
Chief:
A duel.
We fight a duel using our game!
Really, a duel.
We wanna duel against you guys.
A duel, a duel.
And with this duel we're gonna....
Kyon:
I beg you. Please stop repeating the
word "duel" over and over.
If Haruhi's ultra-sharp ears could
hear you, you'd be as good as...
Haruhi:
Yaaah!
Club members:
Chief!
Haruhi:
So you wanna duel?
Who are you guys,
anyway?
Uh-huh, I bet you creeps are some kind
of secret syndicate trying to muscle my SOS Brigade out of the
way.
I won't let that
happen.
Annihilating evil and shining light upon
darkness is a sworn duty of a hero of justice.
Kyon:
Haruhi, you should listen to what
people have to say before you kick them.
Haruhi:
Kyon, a duel is a duel from the very
moment the word is mentioned.
Anything the loser says after that is
just an excuse.
Huh? It's you guys?
Why are you the computer club geeks
picking up a fight with us.
Kyon:
That's exactly what they were about
to explain to us before you took him out.
Haruhi:
Oh, they were, huh?
Chief:
Rotten SOS Brigade.
Whatever, we the members of the computer club hereby challenge the SOS
Brigade to a duel.
Haruhi:
A duel, huh?
Club members:
Ah, Chief!
Kyon:
Come on guys, it's time to move the
story along.
Haruhi:
Well, what's this all about?
Chief:
We made a game and we wanna fight you guys in it.
And if we win, you have to return it to us.
Haruhi:
What do you mean?
Return what?
Chief:
You're not using it, get back our computer!
Haruhi:
But I use this thing all the
time.
A couple of days ago, we cut our movie
on it.
Kyon:
Actually, I did that.
Haruhi:
And we made our homepage with
it.
Kyon:
Yep, I did that, too.
Chief:
What are you talking about?
You barely even update your homepage.
Kyon:
Uh-huh, so he's the guy who's always
visiting our site.
That explains the camel
cricket.
Haruhi:
Wait a second.
When I went over there and I said I
wanted it, you said you gave it to me.
You remember it too, don't you
Kyon?
Kyon:
You're sure about that?
Chief:
That deal is off!
And besides, you fooled me into it.
In fact, I'm even willing to forget the mental trauma you inflicted upon me
when you abducted my computer.
Yes, I wanna forget it.
We should both forget it.
Anyway, whatever, we wanna fight you, you got it?
Haruhi:
Sure you got it.
If you wanna fight us so bad then we
accept your challenge.
Now then, what do you guys give us if we
win?
Chief:
Well, let's see.
How about four brand new laptops?
As one laptop for each member.
Haruhi:
Are you serious?
Chief:
Oh, yes.
Haruhi:
Really?
I'm not gonna let you call it off if you
change your mind.
You understand?
Chief:
Don't worry, you have my word.
Haruhi:
You're pretty confident, aren't
you?
All right.
Now that I think about it, you guys
don't have any girls in your club.
If you guys beat us, we'll give her to
you.
How about that?
Chief:
Huh?
Haruhi:
I'm sure you guys can find a good use
for Yuki. (xxxx)
Since you are putting up four computers
against the one we have,
Yuki helps to even out our
states.
Chief:
Yeah, well now...
Kyon:
Nah, there's a big difference between
the specs of four laptops and Nagato.
But you wouldn't know
that.
Haruhi:
Really?
Then, do you want Mikuru
instead?
Kyon:
Why don't you be the
prize?
If you're gonna bet anything, how
about you go ahead and bet your own body?
Stop being so selfish for once.
Haruhi:
What are you talking
about?
Are you forgetting that I'm the divine
and sacred figure head of the SOS Brigade?
I'm your leader, dummy.
I will never give up this position
except to the person I feel is the chosen one.
Kyon:
You mean you're gonna stay here even
after you graduate.
Haruhi:
What's gonna meet?
Who do you prefer?
Chief:
Well... I... Yeah...
Haruhi:
I see.
So that's how it's gonna
be.
If you insist, you can have
me.
Chief:
No! No, absolutely no, no way.
Haruhi:
Hm?
Chief:
The game is an online space battle simulator, five players versus five.
The battle will begin at four o'clock one week from today.
Until then, you should brush up on your skills.
We'll be disappointed if you're too weak.
Kyon:
He's acting like he's already
won.
Haruhi:
How generous of you to give us our
prizes in advance.
Um-hum.
After all, each Brigade member should
have their own computer.
Kyon:
And she's acting the exact same
way.
