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決戦当日 全軍前進 - (2007/11/25 (日) 08:42:29) の編集履歴(バックアップ)
Haruhi:
Today, the skies are clear and the waves
are high.
This battle will decide the destiny of
the empire.
And believe me, this is just a
beginning.
We'll pulverize anything that gets in
our way.
The SOS Brigade will make its name known
to in the universe.
One day, I'll talk to the board of
education about creating branches of the SOS Brigade in every public
school.
Obviously we're going to win, but still
I won't allow any slacking.
Now, pulverize them!
Kyon:
Oh, whatever gives her that
confidence?
I want it.
Even if it's only two milligrams, I
want it.
Haruhi:
Oh, really?
Do you want me to palm(xxx) some into
you?
Haruhi:
There, that's to the
check.(xxx)
Kyon:
What could that do to stare at me and
make me uncomfortable.
Haruhi:
I charged my glare with a bunch of
energy and sent it into you.
You probably felt something like your
body getting warmer.
Maybe you were starting to
sweat.
You feel it, don't you? You feel
it?
Kyon:
No, I felt like my life was in
danger.
Koizumi:
Looks like the game is about to
begin.
Haruhi:
All ships ahead!
Kyon:
Well, the game's
begun.
And the xxxxxxxxx, we just run across
the enemy fleet.
Thanks to Nagato, we somehow manage
to figure out the enemy's movements.
She scouts and fights with the enemy
simultaneously, to talk about bravery.
Miss Asahina the game xxxxxx and
Haruhi the charging idiot are completely useless.
It's 5 against 3, we are the ones
outnumbered.
Koizumi:
The enemy is using V formation trying
to lure us in their firing range.
I think we should counter with a
defense strategy.
Kyon:
Sounds like a great
plan.
But what would Haruhi say about the
strategy of yours.
Hm, What the...
We're being attacked by another enemy
fleet?
Where did these guys come
from?
Koizumi:
They're going after my fleet,
too.
How did they figure out where we
were?
Haruhi:
What are you doing?
Hurry up and start retaliating
them!
Kyon:
I didn't need you to tell me
that.
Starboard, 90 degrees. Open all
cannons.
Koizumi:
Sounds like someone's getting serious
about this game.
Kyon:
Enemy fleet in
range.
Beam cannons, open
fire!
Wait, hang on.
Kyon:
Damn, they've got away.
Koizumi:
Same over here.
They unloaded on us for a bit and
vanished in the air.
Kyon:
They're all hit-and-run tactic,
huh?
Koizumi:
Oh, They are back, other
side.
Kyon:
They're just picking us
off.
Haruhi:
What are you doing,
slowpoke?
They're getting away!
Kyon:
I know, but I can't do anything to
stop them.
Those jerks are hitting us from both
sides.
Haruhi:
It's time to launch the
G***dam!
Kyon:
Here I go... wait!
Mikuru:
Um... Does somebody please tell me
where I am now?
Haruhi:
I can't take this
anymore.
Attention fleet, full speed
ahead!
I'm gonna find the enemy leader and
pummel him with the bats(xxx).
Kyon:
What are you doing?
Pull back!
Koizumi:
He is right, leave it to us.
Haruhi:
Only way, the leaders are gonna do this
out one-on-one!
Kyon:
Fall back!
We don't even know where he
is.
Haruhi:
Leave it to me.
I'll find him!
Kyon:
I'm telling you, fall
back!
Koizumi:
Let's calm down.
The enemy's shooting at us.
Mikuru:
Hey you guys! Where did
you...
Haruhi:
Move out!
Kyon:
I can't
I'm stuck here.
We're gonna lose this
thing.
Huh? What the...
Koizumi
Wow, she split up the fleet.
Kyon:
You can do that?
Koizumi
I remember reading about it at the back
of the manual.
Apparently, you can split your fleet up
to 20 squadrons and control them separately.
The thing is, this is humanly
impossible to control so many squadrons at the same time.
So nobody was doing it.
Kyon:
Isn't it humanly impossible,
huh?
Mikuru:
Aren't you afraid to break the
keyboard hitting that hard?
Haruhi:
Anyone accepting defeat will be punished
by running 10 laps around the school, naked!
And you have to yell "green Martians are
chasing me" for whole ten laps.
