でも、やっぱり歯医者さんは嫌です

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でも、やっぱり歯医者さんは嫌です - (2008/06/22 (日) 08:34:53) の編集履歴(バックアップ)


Tsukasa:
  What's wrong, Yuki-chan?
  Why are you sighing and stuff.


Miyuki:
  I'm a little embarrassed to talk about it,
  it's like my phobia about contact lenses.
  I'm afraid to go to the dentist, and I put it off so long that my cavity's gotten worse.
  Now that's so bad that it hurts even when I drink water.


Tsukasa:
  But... isn't that... sorta normal?
  I mean I'm afraid of that too.


Konata:
  But if you knew it was gonna get this bad, then why didn't you take care of it earlier?

Konata:
  Huh?

Miyuki:
  But even though I knew it was going to be tough for me when my teeth started hurting...

Tsukasa:
  For some reason, you still don't want to go to the dentist.

Miyuki:
  Even after the pain starts, you still don't wanna go anywhere near the dentist.
  You just put it off and try to bear it as long as possible.


Konata:
  Are dentists really that scary?
  I've never had to deal with one, so I don't know.


Tsukasa:
  You've never been to a dentist?
  I'm jealous.


Miyuki:
  And there's distinct mediciney smell in the office, and the tension that you're waiting in the lobby.

Tsukasa:
  I know and the sounds of those drills drilling away in the back!

Konata:
  Change Getter!

Tsukasa:
  So scary!

Konata:
  Maybe guys like going to dentists more than girls do.

Tsukasa:
  Why that?

Konata:
  Don't they say that a drill is kinda like a guy's...
  Dinosaur Empire!
  I hear guys go totally nuts for battles between robots that use drills as weapons!


Tsukasa:
  Yeah, but I think they'd hate to have their teeth shaped off.
  Know what?
  When you go to the dentist, have you ever noticed how pretty all the dental assistants and receptionists are?


Miyuki:
  Come to think of it, they are.

Konata:
  I wonder why that would be?

Miyuki:
  Maybe the person hiring them must have a certain aesthetic standards.

Konata:
  A beautiful dental assistant and drills...

Miyuki:
  The way you put it, I agree it does seem to work towards men.

Tsukasa:
  Then what do you think a dentist geared for more women would be like?

Konata:
  The first thing they have to get rid of would be that mediciney smell.

Tsukasa:
   And the chair they put you in should be one of those fluffy reclining chairs with a massage unit!

Miyuki:
  And aromatherapy would be relaxing.
  And you could also have a foot massage at the same time.


Tsukasa:
  That sounds good.

Konata:
  And if you were able to play games while they're drilling on you.
  That will help to ease the pain!

Tsukasa:
  It might be hard to play games then...

Miyuki:
  But it's a good idea to have something to distract us.

Konata:
  Like putting on some headphones and listening to your favorite tunes.

Tsukasa:
  Yeah, good one.

Miyuki:
  That's a great idea.

Konata:
  Uh-huh.

Miyuki:
  But in the end, I still don't want to go to a dentist.

Tsukasa:
  Me neither...

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