「今日、病欠したいんですけど」の編集履歴（バックアップ）一覧に戻る
Kuroi:
Izumi!
Izumi!
What, is she late again?
Konata:
No! Stop! Hold it!
I'm here! I'm not late!
Kuroi:
Uh.
Konata:
I'm late, but I'm late 'cause I was helping someone
out.
Kuroi:
Oh...
Konata:
It's someone I hang out with all the time, but today I
couldn't just get up and leav him my back 'cause it's not right.
Kuroi:
'Kay.
Konata:
So then he said "no worries, I'm cool, let's disband,"
but I can't!
'Cause if the other five get what they want, that one guy is the only one who
couldn't get it.
That sucks.
And I kinda feel guilty 'cause that's not cool, you know.
I mean when you've been hanging out with people this long, you're supposed to
back them up.
Yeah, having friends is a good thing, isn't it?
Kuroi:
Yes, it is.
So I guess you spent all night gaming it up on line, is that it?
Konata:
Hm!
Kuroi:
Kept playing after I logged off, huh?
Kuroi:
Izumi!
Izumi!
What, is she late again?
Konata:
No! Stop! Hold it!
I'm here! I'm not late!
I was walking pass the strip on my way here, and this girl bumps into me, and
all thesudden she grabs my hand and starts
running.
She tells me that she stole a piece of taiyaki and is on the run.
I'm running and listening to her, and I'm thinking "she's nuts!"
So we're running and I'm thinking "why me?"
But she's holding onto me and I'm stuck, we duck into this cafe to hide from
the owner of the taiyaki shop.
Kuroi:
Uguu, there are so many places in that story to
nitpick!
But I can't do it as a teacher... as a human being...
Konata:
Oh... I caught a summer cold...
Kuroi:
Hey, Izumi, is something wrong with you?
Konata:
Yeah, I'm really sorry, ma'am.
But I need to take a sick day today...
Kuroi:
Haha, you were up all night gaming, huh?
You used a sick excuse before, so it ain't gonna work.
Konata:
No, I really am sick this time, and I...
Kuroi:
Hahaha, don't tell me "I got a summer cold."
The rainy season is over now, and the weather is great.
So get out of bed and get to class!
Konata:
Uh...
Konata:
She didn't even believe me.
She treated me like I'm the boy who cried wolf or something.
Kagami:
Well, you reap what you sow.
Tsukasa:
You feeling any better today, Kona-chan?
Konata:
I think my fever's gone down, but my throat still kinda
hurts.
Tsukasa:
Oh, I know why that is, it's 'cause you breathe through
your mouth.
Konata, Kagami:
Huh?
Tsukasa:
Huh what?
Kagami:
Well, yeah, everyone'd breathe through their mouth, but
you mostly breathe through your nose, don't you?
Tsukasa:
Yeah, but Kona-chan probably breathes through her mouth
way more than her nose.
Konata:
Hm?
Tsukasa:
I mean, you know how you'd get a throat cold, that is
'cause the cold virus has got into your mouth,
And if you get a sinus cold, it's 'cause that's got into through your
nose.
So you figure anyone who gets a throat cold is a mouth breather 'cause that's
how the virus got into their throat.
Get it?
Konata:
How about we let Miyuki-san handle stuff like
this?
Kagami:
Yeah...
Tsukasa:
Okay...
