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Akira:
Hiya, Luckies!
I'm your navigator, Akira Kogami!
Can you believe it, Lucky Channel runs the fifth episode?
And I'm so excited I can't believe it any more!
Let me introduce my assistant who's getting its time on the show and getting
a big head because of it!
No, I'm just kidding...
The xxxx only... Minoru Shiraishi, crap crap crap...
Shiraishi:
I promise my head's not getting any bigger.
Anyway faults, I'm honor to be here, and I hope I do well!
I'm the assistant, Minoru Shiraishi!
Akira:
Then, as you know, we've got tons of letters every week
from fans just like you!
Today's hand-pick letter was sent by USS Gatoh in Tokyo.
Shiraishi:or
Is this guy some kinda n**t or something?
I mean, I'm sending like fifty those things...
Akira:
He's just poor, pathetical loser.
Anyway, here's the letter says,
" Big hellos to Akira-san and Minoru-san.
In Lucky Star, I always see Konata-chan go online play netgames.
So I was just wondering, Akira-san.
Do you go online to play games, too?
By the way, I'm lining on what you're calling Netoge, but I don't swing that
way in real life. "
Whao, someone's got a issue!
Shiraishi:
A " Netoge? "
What is it mean " Netoge? "
Is that sure from a network game?
I've never played those things...
Akira:
Ummm...
You'd better off not play and do it.
Shiraishi:
That was... blunt.
Uh, why do you think that?
Akira:
'Cause tons of people get so hooked and they totally
give up their lives in real world.
Back then, you know, I used be that way.
Whenever I had time, I'd log on and go on super long hunting sessions or I'd
just PKK some people.
Yeah, but that's when I was younger.
Shiraishi:
" When you were young..."
Girl, I mean those terms you were using.
I don't understand any of them...
Akira:
It's better if you don't know them...
Whatever, it's not like the audience who's gonna understand any of stuff,
either.
Shiraishi:
Anyway, you used to play those things.
Maybe you could, you know, share some memories you might have as a gamer with
our audience?
Akira:
Oh, right, here I go, memories!
When I was just a beginner, I didn't understand anything and got some
trouble, then these guys who were experienced gamers came and helped me
out!
Then he pitched me lots of really expensive armars and super rare stuff!
I was thehappiest girl in the
world!
Shiraishi:
I... I bet you were...
Akira:
I had so much fun totally!
I want totally everyone to go online and start play it now!
Oh, no!
It's time to go, byeny!
Shiraishi:
Yeah, well, see you next time.
So, I guess you were popular in the world of online gaming.
Ah, Akira-sama?
Something wrong?
Akira:
On page 38, scene 12?
Shiraishi:
Uh-huh?
Akira:
Who the hell is Yutaka, damn it?!
Shiraishi:
Whao, you're getting mad of that.
Akira:
I'm Akira, damn you, Akira!
Shiraishi:
Right, you know.
Akira:
Who's in charge!?
Shiraishi:
Where's the director?
Get the director!
Get the producers!
Akira-sama, you have to calm down.
I beg you!
Akira:
I am calm.
I got an idea.
Shiraishi:
Yes?
Akira:
Let's take the name Minoru Shiraishi.
Then, we turn into something else, something like su...
