Konata:
Stare...
Miyuki:
Um... what is it?
Do I have something on my face?
Konata:
In games, when characters with glasses come to school
without glasses, they suddenly become popular.
But I guess it doesn't happen in real life.
Miyuki:
No, I guess not, unfortunately.
Kagami:
Anyone else think choco-cornets look like
drills?
Tsukasa:
Drills?
That's right, I just remember we were talking about which end of
choco-cornet's the head, and how the thin end kinda looks a butt...
Konata:
Hmmm, although, if you look it again, the thicker end
looks more like a butt.
Kagami:
A butt?
Wow, that's a big butt, and a layered belly!
Miyuki:
When you gain weight on the lower half of your body,
trying to find a skirt that fits yours is really difficult.
Tsukasa:
Yeah, right.
When it fits your waist, it doesn't fit your hips.
And when the skirt fits your hips, just right your waist is all
loose.
Miyuki:
But you can't help it, so you buy the one with the
loose waist.
And when you are out walking, the skirt starts spinning around until its back
forward.
Tsukasa:
I know.
Konata:
A layered belly of a cornet body, flip it to the side,
then it's a sleeping body.
If you switch off much and get up... cornet body.
Kagami:
Let me know where I'm supposed to laugh,
okay?
Tsukasa:
Hey, Sis, didn't you go on some kinda diet to get rid
of your summer pudginess?
Kagami:
Yeah, I did.
But even when I lost some weight, I didn't lose anything on my waist or
hips.
Konata:
No, Kagami, it did work, I can totally see the fruits
of your diet.
Kagami:
Ah, really?
Konata:
Yeah, the difference is crystal-clear.
They say that when you go on a diet, the places you don't wanna lose weight
are always the first ones that go bye-bye
Kagami:
Cut it out!
Don't even go there!
Teacher:
So when you read a literature, the idea is to always be thinking about the
message that the author is trying to communicate...
Konata:
I see, I see, I see!
Konata:
I heard that if your eyesight is bad, you look like
you're glaring at, freaks people out.
But then again, it depends on the person.
Kagami:
Hold it right there!
You looked to me when you said "it depends on the person," didn't
you?!
Tsukasa:
I heard that when you make your eyes narrow, it makes
you look pretty.
You xxxxx a far away look or something like that.
Kagami:
Wait! What are we doing?!
