おまえはケダモノだ!

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おまえはケダモノだ! - (2008/10/04 (土) 10:33:10) の編集履歴(バックアップ)


Hachimaki:
 What!? You want me to take his place!?

director:
 We really don't have any choice.
 We can't keep filming with him that condition.

Hachimaki:
 Maybe so, but I really don't...

assistant director:
 Don't worry, we'll use CG to turn your face into a wolf's.

Hachimaki:
 But I've never actually acted in anything before...

director:
 Yeah, so what you're playing a werewolf here you  just go by instinct, you know?

lady:
 Right, go by instinct!

Hachimaki:
 What do you mean instinct?

assistant director:
 OK, reload! Space wolf goes to the moon. Scene 7, take 18!

director:
 And..... action!

assistant director:
 Hey, come on! You're as stiff as a board, buddy! You gotta loosen up, relax!

Hachimaki:
 Uh... I...

director:
 You're an animal!
  You're turning into a ferocious lone werewolf!

  Yeah! You're a mean bloodthirsty beast and you're hungry!
  And right there in front of you is a tasty little bunny.
  Mmm, delicious! you can't hold yourself back.
  A nice cute first-rate dinner if you don't catch her quickly,she'll get away!
  Yes, that's it! Feel it, live it!

  Yeah, nice one!

lady:
 Noooo! Save me!!!

Tanabe:
 What  know where you think doing?!
  I knew you were rude and violent, sempai!
  But I've never thought you be remotely capable (xxxxxthing) like this!!!

director:
 Cut, cut, cut!!!

Tanabe:
 ...What?

Hachimaki:
 Don't jump to conclusions, damn it! I'm at the shooting movie here!

director:
 Look, I'm sorry for the confusion, but the really man got hurt so ask this guy's (feeling this guy felt) better.

Hachimaki:
 See?

Tanabe:
 I... I'm so sorry. but I guess just assumed...

Hachimaki:
 You assumed what?

Fee:
 Hmm. Gee, a movie, huh?

director:
 That's right.

Fee:
 Do you have a permit the shooting this movie?

director:
 Give me back my camera!

Fee:
 Wow, you'll never get permittion for something like this.

director:
 Hey! That puts food on our tables!

Fee:
 I'm so sorry,  we interfered with your masterpiece.
  Tanabe, call security and let them know.

Hachimaki:
 The nice lady there happens to be a technora employee.

Tanabe:
 Sempai, don't forget, we are too...

security:
 We'll look after all your equipment until we reached the moon, you can't crime at then. Good day.

director:
 We're really sorry.

lady:
 Oh... They took all our equipment

man:
 Yeah, how we're gonna finish the movie!

director:
 Don't worry about it. Being the pro with this business means always planning a head for the very worst!

 

 

werewolf: オオカミ男
loosen up: 緊張をほぐす、くつろぐ
ferocious: 恐ろしい、残忍な
bloodthirsty: 血に飢えた
remotely: 関係の薄い、疎遠な(←remote)

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