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戦うウェイトレス - (2008/02/04 (月) 02:16:41) の編集履歴(バックアップ)
Kyon:
Her name is Mikuru
Asahina.
Only outside, she seems like a
normal, kind and extremely cute girl.
But in reality, she's a battle
waitress from the future.
Don't ask me why she's from the
future or why she's a waitress.
'Cause that's not important right
now.
It's just a couple of minor details
you need to have shoved down your throat before this particular story can kick
into gear.
Mikuru:
Uh, Not to bother you people or
anything...
We've got a lot of good crispy nappa
cabbages in the store today.
Did I mention that's for the next
hour only.
Oh, nappa cabbage is on sale for half
price!
Kyon:
By the way, early I mentioned she was
a battle waitress,
so you're probably wondering why
she's wearing a bunny-girl costume here.
You see that's because during the day
she has a part-time job attracting customers to the store in the local shopping
area.
Woman:
I can't believe it.
Look, the nappa cabbage is cheap today.
Woman:
Yes we should hurry up and buy some.
Man:
Hi Mikuru!
Looks like you are working hard out here today.
Mikuru:
Ah, yes! I'm trying my
best!
Kyon:
Mikuru answers cheerfully in her
outfit that screams "trying too hard".
And so, thanks to her innocent
charms, the nappa cabbage's sold out in record time.
Morimura:
You worked so hard.
Sorry this isn't much but I want you to have it.
Mikuru:
Oh, no! I'm sure it's more than
enough!
I should be the one apologizing to
you.
This is pretty much all I can do
anyway.
See you later.
I have to head over to the butcher
shop right away now without delay.
Accuse me.
Ah! excuse me!
Kyon:
The girl had become a sort of mascot
for the local retailers.
And she was loved by all the people
who lived in the neighborhood.
You can do it,
Mikuru.
Bring back the customers who flocked
like lemmings to that huge mega warehouse store that opened last
year!
The fate of this neighborhood and its
mon-and-pop stores are riding on your shoulders, Mikuru.
Unfortunately, none of this has
anything to do with the story.
Kyon:
Anyway, getting back to the story,
she's actually a battle waitress.
She was sent back in time to secretly
watch over someone and make sure no harm came to him.
And that someone's name is Itsuki
Koizumi.
Looking at him, you think he is an
average carefree high school student.
In reality, he is an
esper.
Unfortunately, he is not aware of his
powers yet.
It seems he needs a catalyst to
trigger, to awaken all of this super incredible powers lying dormant within
him.
She looks like she's got a
high-school crush on a boy who she can't express her true feelings
to.
But we'll just say that was a little
sigh of her relief, because she saw Itsuki was safe.
Mikuru finishes her other part-time
job, which also requires her to be scantly clad and goes home to her tiny room
at the back of the stationery store.
Suzuki:
Uh, welcome back.
Hi Mikuru, you seem a bit tired.
Mikuru:
Oh, I'm fine really.
There were a lot of customers
today.
It was quite a busy
day.
Suzuki:
Uh, that's good.
Have a good evening.
Kyon:
With her work done for the
day.
Mikuru can finally take off her
sleazy outfit, change into something comfier and settle down for a good night's
sleep.
Kyon:
Ok, we stopped the camera just before
she took her clothes off.
So don't bother asking us for the
footage, because we don't have it.
Honest!
