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悩み相談者第一号 - (2007/12/05 (水) 23:40:23) の編集履歴(バックアップ)
Kyon:
Unbelievable!
I never thought anyone would come to
us for counseling.
But someone has! And there she
is!
Her name was Emiri Kimidori, a
junior, who seemed very quiet and pure.
Haruhi:
So let me get this
straight.
You want us the SOS Brigade to go and
search for your missing boyfriend?
Kimidori:
Yes.
Haruhi:
Hm.
Kyon:
Huh.
Oh great.
It seems that she thinks the purpose
of the SOS Brigade really is to be a mobile task force or a jack-of-all-trades
counseling thing.
Kyon:
So what exactly is troubling
you?
Kimidori:
He hasn't been in school for the longest time.
Haruhi:
Have you tried calling
him?
Kimidori:
He doesn't answer his cell or his home phone.
I even went to his house, but he wasn't there.
Haruhi:
Hm, what about your boyfriend's
family?
Kimidori:
As far as I know, he lives alone.
A while ago I remember hearing they lived and worked overseas.
But I don't have any of their contact information.
Haruhi:
Really?
Were his parents in
Canada?
Kimidori:
No, I believe they live somewhere in Honduras.
Haruhi:
Oh, yes, Honduras, indeed!
Kyon:
What was this "indeed"
stuff?
I doubt she even knows where Honduras
is.
Let's see, somewhere below Mexico,
right?
Kimidori:
The night when I went to see him, the house was pitch-black.
I'm so worried.
Haruhi:
Yeah,
I can totally understand how you're
feeling about this.
Kyon:
Liar.
You don't understand the feeling of
being in love.
Haruhi:
Anyway, I'm surprised you came to the
SOS Brigade for this mystery.
So why'd you come to us?
Kimidori:
My boyfriend used to talk about the SOS brigade.
That's why I am here.
Haruhi:
Oh?
So who is this boyfriend?
Cat:
Meow.
Kimidori:
... is his name.
Haruhi:
Don't know him. Who's
he?
Hm?
Kyon:
Hm?
Mikuru:
Hm?
Kimidori:
To tell you the truth, he's the president of the computer club.
Kyon:
Hmmm... huh!
The guy Haruhi took pictures of his
sexually harassing Miss Asahina.(xxx)
The guy Haruhi blackmailed so she
could take his top-of-the-line computer.
The poor guy who was forced to hook
the computer up with tears in his eyes.
I totally forgot about
him.
Haruhi:
Ok, I got it.
Don't worry, we'll do something about
this.
Miss Kimidori, today is your lucky
day.
Since you're the SOS Brigade's first
client, I'll solve the case of your missing boyfriend for free.
Kyon:
You planed on charging money for
this?
Kyon:
Hey, taking the case is the easy
part.
What are we gonna do if you can't
solve it?
Haruhi:
Hm. We'll solve it.
I'm sure that the computer club chief is
suffering from the May Melancholies even if it's a couple months
late.
We'll just stroll into his house, grab
him, slap him around a little and drag him out there.
Kyon:
I think she's serious about
that.
But if he's got a girlfriend like
Miss Kimidori, why the guy's hiding at the computer club?
Kyon:
Are you and Miss Kimidori friends or
something?
Mikuru:
Uh-uh.
I've never spoken to her before
today.
Kyon:
If she needed help, why didn't she go
to a teacher or the police?
No, maybe she did, but they didn't
take that seriously.
That's why she came to the SOS
Brigade for help.
Yeah, that's what's going on
here.
Looks like Haruhi's using this as an
opportunity to attract bigger cases.
Bet she thinks she can solve those,
too.
Haruhi
We could always pass out fliers at the
front gate like we did last time.
