<p>Keiichi:<br /> Oh, welcome everyone.<br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> On behalf of my colleagues, I'd like to thank you for inviting us to your home.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> It's truly an honor to be able to stay in such a grand estate of yours, sir.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> We appreciate your kindness and generosity.</span><br /><br /> Keiichi:<br /> My, oh my.<br /> I have to say, you're quite different from what Itsuki's told me.<br /> Indeed, I think I was expecting someone who was more direct.<br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> You were?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> It's really cool to meet you, Mister master!</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Let's cut to the chase.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Has anything strange ever happened in this house?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> What about the island?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> You hear any stories from the locals?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Do they have a spooky name for the island?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Are they afraid to come near it?</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> That's the kind of stuff I'm into.</span><br /><br /> Keiichi:<br /> Hahahaha.<br /> Sounds like you have quite a hobby there although I've yet to see anything strange happen here.<br /> The construction of the house was finished the day before yesterday.<br /> Announce for the island, I don't recall anyone saying it was haunted.<br /> After all, it was deserted.<br /> Now, why don't you all come in and make yourselves at home.<br /> The mansion is western style, so feel free to keep your shoes on.<br /><br /> Mikuru:<br /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Wow, what a lovely room!</span><br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Oh, it's ok.</span><br /><br /> Koizumi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,204,0);"> It's nice we each get to have our own room instead of having a share.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,204,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,204,0);"> By the way, the doors do have locks, right?</span><br /><br /> Keiichi:<br /> Of course, they're not automatic locks, so you won't get stuck in the hall.<br /> However, I would appreciate it if you didn't lose your keys.<br /><br /> Mikuru:<br /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> If you want, you can stay with me in my room.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Only if you behave, you got that?</span><br /><br /> Kyon's Sis:<br /> O-Kay!<br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> It's suspicious because nothing looks suspicious.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> And if it looked suspicious to begin with, all then what?</span><br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> It'd be suspicious, of course.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Jeez.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> In other words, to her, everything including things that aren't suspicious are suspicious.</span><br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I got it!</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Got what?</span><br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> The culprit!</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> What culprit?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> What are you talking about?</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Look, nothing's even happened yet</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> We just got here.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Ok?</span><br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> My gut says it's the owner of this house, Keiichi did it!</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> And the first victim will be Mikuru!</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Would you stop saying stuff like that?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> We are the guests.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Can't you just act like a normal high school student?</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br /> Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I guess you're right.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Maybe we should go swimming.</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> We got the whole ocean to ourselves down there, so we might as well take advantage of it, right?</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Oh man.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Although I'm sure Haruhi would never seriously wish for anyone to die.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> It's scary to hear go-off like that.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> This moment is the best part out of the whole trip.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Now, this is what having a retreat by the sea is all about.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Hm?</span><br /><br /> Koizumi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,204,0);"> You know, we all have different ideas what's fun.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,204,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,204,0);"> Person should spend their time on vacation doing things they like.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,204,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,204,0);"> That's especially true for Miss Suzumiya.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,204,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,204,0);"> We need to keep her occupied so she doesn't get bored.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,204,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,204,0);"> And we wouldn't want that to happen now, would we?</span><br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Kyon, Koizumi, come on!</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Stop sitting around and get over here!</span><br /><br /><br /> Kyon's Sis:<br /> I'm coming too!<br /><br /> Kyon's Sis:<br /> Over here, over here!<br /><br /> Mikuru:<br /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Uh.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Too many beach balls!</span><br /><br /> Mikuru:<br /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Huh?</span></p> <p>Kyon's Sis:<br /> That was so much fun today!</p> <p><br /> Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Wow, this is so delicious!</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Who made all of this?</span><br /><br /> Keiichi:<br /> I'm glad you like it.<br /> The butler Arakawa is also the head chef around here.<br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I'd like to personally thank him.<br /> Please call him when he is done.</span><br /><br /> Yutaka:<br /> Wow, she sure eats a lot.<br /><br /> Mori:<br /> Would you like something to drink?<br /><br /> Mikuru:<br /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> What's wrong?</span><br /><br /> Kyon's Sis:<br /> I don't like bell peppers.<br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> If you wanna grow up to be like Miss Asahina, then you're gonna have to eat them.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> It's not often we get to eat this good.</span><br /><br /> Keiichi:<br /> Hahaha.<br /><br /> Haruhi:<br /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> Wow, I can't believe this is free!</span><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);"> I just wish the school cafeteria had spread like this, it would be like heaven!</span><br /><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> So, after living it up, courtesy of Mr. Tamaru's hospitality, we were able to get through the first day without anything terribly scary happening.</span></p> <p>Kyon's Sis:<br /> Here we go!</p> <p>Kyon:<br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Now, if the story'd ended there, it would've been perfect.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> No such luck though.</span></p>