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SOS団に勝負を申し込む! - (2007/12/08 (土) 23:21:04) のソース
Mikuru:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> Um, it's the president of the
computer club.</span><br>
<br>
Chief:<br>
Hm? Isn't your leader here today?<br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> You guys want something?</span><br>
<br>
Chief:<br>
First I want you to take this.<br>
You'll find some game software on that disc.<br>
Yeah, it's an original game that we designed and developed.<br>
We had it on display at the arts festival.<br>
Maybe you saw it?<br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> I don't remember.</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> The only memory I want to retain from
the arts festival is the image of Miss Asahina wearing that maid
outfit.</span><br>
<br>
Chief:<br>
Really. Perhaps we were exhibiting in the wrong place.<br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> So what did you guys want?</span><br>
<br>
Chief:<br>
Ah, That's right.<br>
We've come here to challenge you and your Brigade thing.<br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Huh?</span><br>
<br>
Chief:<br>
A duel.<br>
We fight a duel using our game!<br>
Really, a duel.<br>
We wanna duel against you guys.<br>
A duel, a duel.<br>
And with this duel we're gonna....<br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> I beg you. Please stop repeating the
word "duel" over and over.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> If Haruhi's ultra-sharp ears could
hear you, you'd be as good...</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Yaaah!</span><br>
<br>
Club members:<br>
Chief!<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> So you wanna duel?</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Who are you guys,
anyway?</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Uh-huh, I bet you creeps are some kind
of secret syndicate trying to muscle my SOS Brigade out of the
way.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> I won't let that
happen.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Annihilating evil and shining light upon
darkness is a sworn duty of a hero of justice.</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Haruhi, you should listen to what
people have to say before you kick them.</span><br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Kyon, a duel is the duel from the very
moment the word is mentioned.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Anything the loser says after that is
just an excuse.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Huh? It's you guys?</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Why are you the computer club geeks
picking up a fight with us.</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> That's exactly what they were about
to explain to us before you took him out.</span><br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Oh, they were, huh?</span><br>
<br>
Chief:<br>
Rotten SOS Brigade.<br>
Whatever, we the members of the computer club hereby challenge the SOS
Brigade to a duel.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> A duel?</span><br>
<br>
Club members:<br>
Ah, Chief!<br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Come on guys, it's time to move the
story along.</span><br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Well, what's this all about?</span><br>
<br>
Chief:<br>
We made a game and we wanna fight you guys in it.<br>
And if we win, you have to return it to us.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> What do you mean?</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Return what?</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<br>
Chief:<br>
You're not using it, get back our computer!<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> But I use this thing all the
time.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> A couple of days ago, we cut our movie
on it.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Actually, I did that.</span><br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> And we made our homepage with
it.</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Yep, I did that, too.</span><br>
<br>
Chief:<br>
What are you talking about?<br>
You barely even update your homepage.<br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Uh-huh, so he's the guy who's always
visiting our site.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> That explains the camel
cricket.</span><br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Wait a second.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> When I went over there and I said I
wanted it, you said you gave it to me.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> You remember it too, don't you
Kyon?</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> You're sure about that?</span><br>
<br>
Chief:<br>
That deal is off!<br>
And besides, you fooled me into it.<br>
In fact, I'm even willing to forget the mental trauma you inflicted upon me
when you abducted my computer.<br>
Yes, I wanna forget it.<br>
We should both forget it.<br>
Anyway, whatever, we wanna fight you, you got it?<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Sure you got it.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> If you wanna fight us so bad then we
accept your challenge.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Now then, what do you guys give us if we
win?</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<br>
Chief:<br>
Well, let's see.<br>
How about four brand new laptops?<br>
As one laptop for each member.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Are you serious?</span><br>
<br>
Chief:<br>
Oh, yes.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Really?</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> I'm not gonna let you cut it off if you
change your mind.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> You understand?</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<br>
Chief:<br>
Don't worry, you have my word.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> You're pretty confident, aren't
you?</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> All right.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Now that I think about it, you guys
don't have any girls in you club.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> If you guys beat us, we'll give her to
you.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> How about that?</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<br>
Chief:<br>
Huh?<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> I'm sure you guys can find a good use
for Yuki. (xxxx)</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Since you are putting up four computers
against the one we have,</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Yuki helps to even out our
states.</span><br>
<br>
Chief:<br>
Yeah, well now...<br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Nah, there's a big difference between
the specs of four laptops and Nagato.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> But you wouldn't know
that.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Really?</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Then, do you want Mikuru
instead?</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Why don't you be the
prize?</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> If you're gonna bet anything, how
about you go ahead and bet your own body?<br>
Stop being so selfish for once.</span><br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> What are you talking
about?</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Are you forgetting that I'm the divine
and sacred figure head of the SOS Brigade?<br>
I'm your leader, dummy.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> I will never give up this position
except to the person I feel is the chosen one.</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> You mean you're gonna stay here even
after you graduate.</span><br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> What's gonna meet?</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Who do you prefer?</span><br>
<br>
Chief:<br>
Well... I...<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> I see.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> So that's how it's gonna
be.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> If you insist, you can have
me.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<br>
Chief:<br>
No! No, absolutely no, no way.<br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Hm?</span><br>
<br>
Chief:<br>
The game is an online space battle simulator, five players versus five.<br>
The battle will begin at four o'clock one week from today.<br>
Until then, you should brush up on your skills.<br>
We'll be disappointed if you're too weak.<br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> He's acting like he's already
won.</span><br>
<br>
Haruhi:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> How generous of you to give us our
prizes in advance.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Um-hum.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> After all, each Brigade member should
have their own computer.</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> And she's acting the exact same
way.</span><br>
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