<p>Tsuruya:<br /> Thank you.<br /><br /> Tsuruya:<br /> Hey, it's Kyon and his buddies!<br /> Come on over here, you guys!<br /> Thanks for coming by.<br /> Table for three today?<br /> Oh, wait.<br /> What do you think about my outfit?<br /> Doesn't this thing look totally awesome on me, Megas?<br /> Aren't they cute, Nyoro?<br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Oh, absolutely.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> You're packing them in.</span><br /><br /> Tsuruya:<br /> Hahaha. The fish always take the bait.<br /> I mean it's just bad fried noodles made with really cheap ingredients.<br /> But look at all those people standing in line.<br /> We're raking in so much money I can't stop laughing!<br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Yeah, I'm not sure it's just a coincidence that all your customers are guys.</span><br /><br /> Tsuruya:<br /> Head over there, the end of the line.<br /> Go on, get in line!<br /> Here we are. Please pay in advance.<br /> Oh, and another thing, we've only got fried noodles and tap water.<br /> Now the noodles are 300 yen each, but the water is free so it's all you can drink.<br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> So what's this get us?</span><br /><br /> Tsuruya:<br /> Let's see. so, it's just for the three of you.<br /> With these things, we're taking 500 yen, some deal, huh?<br /><br /> Tsuruya:<br /> OK, boys, hang out here for a second.<br /> Your turn will be coming up shortly.<br /><br /> Kunikida:<br /> Wow, she's a hyper girl.<br /><br /> Taniguchi:<br /> Is she a member of you and Suzumiya's bunch of wackos too?<br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Nope.</span><br /><br /> Taniguchi:<br /> By the way, don't forget to split the change with us.<br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> He got me.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> The "shortly" that Miss Tsuruya was talking about was 30 minutes.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> So, we stood outside and waited until she finally let us in.</span><br /><br /> Mikuru:<br /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Ok.</span><br style="color:rgb(204,153,51);" /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Oh, welcome to our cafe!</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> She's a dazzling waitress who'd put million-dollar view of the city lights to shame.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> She's got a different glimmer here than back at the club.</span><br /><br /> Mikuru:<br /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Welcome and thank you so much for stopping by to see us today.</span><br style="color:rgb(204,153,51);" /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Um...</span><br /><br /> Taniguchi:<br /> Taniguchi!<br /><br /> Kunikida:<br /> Kunikida!<br /><br /> Mikuru:<br /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Thank you for your help on the movie.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> I see. If they let you take pictures, there'll be a riot for sure.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> I'd give those customs the award for the best design.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> Then you got those two, who could be on the cover of a teens' fashion magazine.<br /> Putting together, it's a magnificent sight.</span><br style="color:rgb(51,102,255);" /><br /> Mikuru:<br /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> We'll be with you, just a moment.</span><br /><br /> Tsuruya:<br /> Mikuru is in charge of collecting the tickets.<br /> She's also the one clearing the empty plates and refilling the water.<br /> If I let her serve the noodles, she'd probably trip and spill them on somebody.<br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(204,153,51);"> Wow, she really gets it.</span><br /><br /> Kyon:<br /><span style="color:rgb(51,102,255);"> In the end, pressured by the super fast customer turnaround, we inhaled the fried noodles in about five minutes, and left the place feeling slightly less than satisfied.</span></p>