Kyon: And with that, we're now going on a tour around the city in search of a mystery and a phenomenon. On Saturday, meet at 9:00 a.m. in front of Kitaguchi Station. Those who arrive late shall receive the death penalty. .... Death penalty? You know, I really hate to waste the day-off. Haruhi: You're late! Penalty!! Kyon: Haruhi's proposal, split off into groups of two, search the city for mysterious phenomena. If we find any, alert the others via cell-phone. That is all. Haruhi: I guess we've got our groups. Kyon: It might be a lucky day for me after all. I mean if I can go on a date with Miss Asahina, treating everyone to lunch 'cause I was late is a small price to pay. Haruhi: Kyon, are you paying an attention? Would you be serious here? This isn't a date, got it !? Kyon: Yeah, I hear you. Haruhi: Look, this isn't a funny game. You mess around and I'll kill you! Kyon: And with those departing words, Haruhi's team left to investigate the east side of the station. While Miss Asahina and I were ordered to search the west side. However... Mikuru: What should we do? Kyon: Beats me.