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でも、やっぱり歯医者さんは嫌です - (2008/05/31 (土) 07:56:41) のソース
<p>Tsukasa:<br /><font color="#993366"> What's wrong, Yuki-chan?<br />
Why are you sighing and stuff.</font><br /><br />
Miyuki:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> I'm a little embarrassed to talk about it,<br />
it's like my phobia about contact lenses.<br />
I'm afraid to go to the dentist, and I put it off so long and my cavity's
gotten worse.<br />
Now that's so bad and it hurts even when I drink water.</font><br /><br />
Tsukasa:<br /><font color="#993366"> But... isn't that... sorta normal?<br />
I mean I'm afraid of that too.</font><br /><br />
Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> But if you knew it was gonna get this bad, why didn't
you take care of it earlier?</font><br /><br />
Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Huh?</font><br /><br />
Miyuki:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> But even though I knew it was going to be tough for me
when my teeth started hurting...</font><br /><br />
Tsukasa:<br /><font color="#993366"> For some reason, you still don't want to go to the
dentist.</font><br /><br />
Miyuki:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Even after the pain starts, you still don't wanna go
anywhere near the dentist.<br />
You just put it off and try to bear it as long as possible.</font><br /><br />
Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Are dentists really that scary?<br />
I've never had to deal with one, so I don't know.</font><br /><br />
Tsukasa:<br /><font color="#993366"> You've never been to a dentist?<br />
I'm jealous.</font><br /><br />
Miyuki:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> That distinct mediciney smell in the office, and the
tension that you're waiting in the lobby.</font><br /><br />
Tsukasa:<br /><font color="#993366"> I know and the sounds of those drills drilling away in
the back!</font><br /><br />
Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Change Getter!</font><br /><br />
Tsukasa:<br /><font color="#993366"> So scary!<br /></font><br />
Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Maybe guys like going to dentists more than girls
do.</font><br /><br />
Tsukasa:<br /><font color="#993366"> Why that?</font><br /><br />
Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Don't they say that a drill is kinda like a
guy's...<br />
Dinosaur Empire!<br />
I hear guys go totally nuts for battles between robots that use drills as
weapons!</font><br /><br />
Tsukasa:<br /><font color="#993366"> Yeah, but I think they'd hate to have their teeth
shaped off.<br />
Know what?<br />
When you go to the dentist, have you ever noticed how pretty all the dental
assistants and receptionists are?</font><br /><br />
Miyuki:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Come to think of it, they are.</font><br /><br />
Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> I wonder why that would be?</font><br /><br />
Miyuki:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Maybe the person hiring them must have a certain
aesthetic standards.</font><br /><br />
Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> A beautiful dental assistant and drills...</font><br /><br />
Miyuki:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> The way you put it, I agree it does seem to work
towards men.</font><br /><br />
Tsukasa:<br /><font color="#993366"> Then what do you think a dentist geared for more women
would be like?</font><br /><br />
Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> The first thing they have to get rid of would be that
mediciney smell.</font><br /><br />
Tsukasa:<br /><font color="#993366"> And the chair they put you should be one of those
fluffy reclining chairs with a massage unit!</font><br /><br />
Miyuki:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> And aromatherapy would be relaxing.<br />
And you could also have a foot massage at the same time.</font><br /><br />
Tsukasa:<br /><font color="#993366"> That sounds good.</font><br /><br />
Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> And if you were able to play games while they're
drilling on you.<br />
That will help to ease the pain!<br /></font><br />
Tsukasa:<br /><font color="#993366"> It might be hard to play games then...</font><br /><br />
Miyuki:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> But it's a good idea to have something distract
us.</font><br /><br />
Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Like putting on some headphones and listening to your
favorite tunes.</font><br /><br />
Tsukasa:<br /><font color="#993366"> Yeah, good one.</font><br /><br />
Miyuki:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> That's a great idea.</font><br /><br />
Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Uh-huh.</font><br /><br />
Miyuki:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> But in the end, I still don't want to go to a
dentist.</font><br /><br />
Tsukasa:<br /><font color="#993366"> Me neither...</font></p>
