<div id="body"> <p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> And so, when Haruhi came to class the next day with her long hair all chopped off.<br /> I was rather disturbed by it.<br /> I mean cutting it short like that the day after I made my comment.<br /> It's a little rash, don't you think?</font></p> <p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Not really.</font></p> <p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Ever since that day, talking to Haruhi right before homeroom started was becoming a sort of ritual.</font></p> <p><font color="#3366FF"> Is it true you've dumped every guy you've ever dated?</font></p> <p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> And just what gives you the right to ask me a question like that?<br /> I don't know about anything you heard.<br /> Whatever you wanna believe it, it's probably true.</font></p> <p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Well, with all that dating, wasn't there at least one guy you were even a little serious about?</font></p> <p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Absolutely not.<br /> They all took themselves way too seriously.<br /> And not even one of those dorks was an alien, a time-traveler or even an esper.</font></p> <p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> That's how people are normally.</font></p> <p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> OK, so what's with most of them asking me out over the phone?<br /> I mean, shouldn't important stuff like that be done by face-to-face, not phone-to-phone.</font></p> <p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Yeah, I mean for .......<br /><br /> I would just agree with her for now.</font></p> <p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Yeah, none of that's important anyway!</font></p> <p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> So, what is?</font></p> <p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Here's a problem.<br /> So far, the way it looks is that all the men in the entire universe are pathetic.<br /> I mean also the junior high that was the one thing that irritated me the most.</font></p> <p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> All right then, so what kind of guys would you really be into then,<br /> an alien or something?</font></p> <p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Yeah! Anything like an alien, or something else along those lines.<br /> Anyway, as long as the person isn't an ordinary human, I don't care if it's a boy or a girl.</font></p> <p>Kyon:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Hang on a sec.<br /> What's wrong with being human?<br /> I mean why do they have to be an alien?</font></p> <p>Haruhi:<br /><font color="#FF0000"> Because that way, life's more interesting!</font></p> </div> <p><br style="color:rgb(255,0,0);" /><br /><span class="cald-hword"><a href="http://www35.atwiki.jp/english_anime/pages/28.html"><<previous</a><font color="#3366FF"> </font></span><a href="http://www35.atwiki.jp/english_anime/pages/30.html">next>></a></p>