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SOS団設立に伴う所信表明 - (2008/08/30 (土) 08:21:38) のソース
<p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">"The SOS Brigade and the explanation of
our general policies."</font></p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">"We the SOS Brigade are committed
to seeking out mysteries in this universe."<br />
"To anyone who has experienced strange phenomena in the
past,"<br />
"anyone who has a mysterious experience recently,"<br />
"or anyone who plans on having a weird experience in the
future."<br />
"If any of the above applies to you, come see us!"<br />
"We'll help you find the answers you need fast."<br />
"However, if your mysteries are ordinary, we can't help
you."<br />
"We only accept phenomena and/or mysteries that freak us
out."<br />
"Please keep that in mind."</font></p>
<p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">I think I'm starting to understand the
reason for this Brigade's existence.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">They pissed me off so much!<br />
I mean, what's with those stupid teachers?<br />
They're always butting in.</font></p>
<p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">So what happened out there?<br />
Did you guys get in trouble?</font></p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Unbelievable!<br />
We passed out a half of our flyers and teachers came out of
nowhere<br />
telling us to stop.<br />
Who do they think they are?</font></p>
<p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">If two girls in bunny suits were passing
out flyers in front of the school,<br />
everybody'd come running to check that out.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000"> Mikuru starts sobbing. I get yanked to
the detention.<br />
And Okabe, that handball freak comes over...!!!</font></p>
<p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">I'm sure that they didn't know where to
keep their eyes focused on.</font></p>
<p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Well, I guess that's it for today.<br />
Dismissed!<br />
How long are you gonna cry, anyway.<br />
Let's go take it off, come on!</font></p>
<p>Mikuru: <font color="#CC9933">Um, say Kyon...<br />
If I find I'm unable to get married after all this,<br />
would you be willing to marry me?</font></p>
<p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">What should I say,<br />
Miss Asahina, you look like you just found out you didn't
get accepted<br />
into college, or like someone who has lost her job the day
after<br />
buying her dream-house.<br />
Wait, oh man, now you're calling me Kyon,
too.<br /></font></p>
