<p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">"The SOS Brigade and the explanation of our general policies."</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">"We the SOS Brigade will commend seeking out mysteries of this universe."<br> "To anyone who has experienced strange phenomena in the past,"<br> "anyone who has a mysterious experience recently,"<br> "or anyone who plans on having a weird experience in the future."<br> "If any of the above applies to you, come see us!"<br> "We'll help you find the answers you need fast."<br> "However, if your mysteries are ordinary, we can't help you."<br> "We only accept phenomena and/or mysteries that freak us out."<br> "Please keep that in mind."</font></p> <p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">I think I'm starting to understand the reason for this Brigade's existence.</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">They pissed me off so much!<br> I mean, what's with those stupid teachers?<br> They're always butting in.</font></p> <p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">So what happened out there?<br> Did you guys get in trouble?</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Unbelievable!<br> We passed out a half of our flyers and teachers came out of nowhere<br> telling us to stop.<br> Who do they think they are?</font></p> <p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">If two girls in bunny suits were passing out flyers in front of the school,<br> everybody'd come running to check that out.</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000"> Mikuru starts sobbing. I get yanked to the detention.<br> And Okabe, that handball freak comes over...!!!</font></p> <p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">I'm sure that they didn't know where to keep their eyes focused on.</font></p> <p>Haruhi: <font color="#FF0000">Well, I guess that's it for today.<br> Dismissed!<br> How long are you gonna cry, anyway.<br> Let's go take it off, come on!</font></p> <p>Mikuru: <font color="#CC9933">Oh, say Kyon...<br> If I find I'm unable to get married after all this,<br> would you be willing to marry me?</font></p> <p>Kyon: <font color="#3366FF">What should I say,<br> Miss Asahina, you look like you just found out you didn't get accepted<br> into the college, or like someone who has lost the job the day after<br> buying her dream-house.<br> Wait, oh man, now you're calling me Kyon, too.<br></font></p>