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<p>Akira:<br /><font color="#FF00FF"> Hiya, Luckies!<br />
I'm your navigator, Akira Kogami!<br />
Can you believe it, Lucky Channel runs the fifth episode?<br />
And I'm so excited I can't believe it any more!<br />
Let me introduce my assistant who's getting its time on the show and getting
a big head because of it!<br />
No, I'm just kidding...<br />
The xxxx only... Minoru Shiraishi, crap crap crap...<br /></font><br />
Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> I promise my head's not getting any bigger.<br />
Anyway faults, I'm honor to be here, and I hope I do well!<br />
I'm the assistant, Minoru Shiraishi!<br /></font><br />
Akira:<br /><font color="#FF00FF"> Then, as you know, we've got tons of letters every week
from fans just like you!<br />
Today's hand-pick letter was sent by USS Gatoh in Tokyo.<br /><br /></font>Shiraishi:or<br /><font color="#800000"> Is this guy some kinda n**t or something?<br />
I mean, I'm sending like fifty those things...<br /></font><br />
Akira:<br /><font color="#FF00FF"> He's just poor, pathetical loser.<br />
Anyway, here's the letter says,<br />
" Big hellos to Akira-san and Minoru-san.<br />
In Lucky Star, I always see Konata-chan go online play netgames.<br />
So I was just wondering, Akira-san.<br />
Do you go online to play games, too?<br />
By the way, I'm lining on what you're calling Netoge, but I don't swing that
way in real life. "<br />
Whao, someone's got issues!<br /><br /></font>Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> A " Netoge? " <br />
What is it mean " Netoge? "<br />
Is that sure from a network game?<br />
I've never played those things...<br /></font><br />
Akira:<br /><font color="#FF00FF"> Ummm...<br />
You'd better off not play and do it.<br /><br /></font>Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> That was... blunt.<br />
Uh, why do you think that?<br /></font><br />
Akira:<br /><font color="#993366"> 'Cause tons of people get so hooked and they totally
give up their lives in real world.<br />
Back then, you know, I used be that way.<br />
Whenever I had time, I'd log on and go on super long hunting sessions or I'd
just PKK some people.<br />
Yeah, but that's when I was younger.<br /><br /></font>Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> " When you were young..."<br />
Girl, I mean those terms you were using.<br />
I don't understand any of them...<br /></font><br />
Akira:<br /><font color="#993366"> It's better if you don't know them...<br />
Whatever, it's not like the audience who's gonna understand any of stuff,
either.<br /><br /></font>Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> Yeah, anyway, you used to play those things.<br />
Maybe you could, you know, share some memories you might have as a gamer with
our audience?<br /></font><br />
Akira:<br /><font color="#FF00FF"> Oh, right, here I go, memories!<br />
When I was just a beginner, I didn't understand anything and got some
trouble, then these guys who were experienced gamers came and helped me
out!<br />
Then he pitched and gave me lots of really expensive armars and super rare
stuff!<br /></font><font color="#FF00FF"> I was the happiest girl in the
world!</font><font color="#FF00FF"><br /></font><br />
Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> I... I bet you were...<br /></font><br />
Akira:<br /><font color="#FF00FF"> I had so much fun totally!<br />
I want totally everyone to go online and start play it now!<br />
Oh, no!<br />
It's time to go, byeny!<br /><br /></font>Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> Yeah, well, see you next time.<br /><br />
So, I guess you were popular in the world of online gaming.<br />
Ah, Akira-sama?<br />
Something wrong?<br /></font><br />
Akira:<br /><font color="#993366"> On page 38, the scene 12?<br /></font><br />
Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> Uh-huh?<br /></font><br />
Akira:<br /><font color="#993366"> Who the hell is Yutaka, damn it?!<br /></font><br />
Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> Whao, you're getting mad of that.<br /></font><br />
Akira:<br /><font color="#993366"> My name is Akira, damn you, Akira!<br /></font><br />
Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> Right, you know.<br /></font><br />
Akira:<br /><font color="#993366"> Who's in charge!?<br /></font><br />
Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> Where's the director?<br />
Get the director!<br />
Get the producers!<br />
Akira-sama, you have to calm down.<br />
I beg you!<br /></font><br />
Akira:<br /><font color="#993366"> I am calm.<br />
I got an idea.<br /></font><br />
Shiraishi:<br /><font color="#800000"> Yes?<br /></font><br />
Akira:<br /><font color="#993366"> Let's take the name Minoru Shiraishi.<br />
Then, we turn into something else, something like su...<br /></font></p>
