<p>Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Ta-dah!<br /> Newtype... has published... my very own... postcard!<br /> It's gonna be the May issue!</font><br /><br /> Kagami:<br /><font color="#333399"> Konata Izumi, from Saitama...<br /> Wow, that is pretty cool.</font><br /><br /> Kagami:<br /><font color="#333399"> Can't believe they printed it.<br /> I mean, an awesome girl and amazing!<br /> It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing!<br /></font><br /> Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> I know, isn't it?<br /> Now they got another reason to pick up a copy, a bunch of copies.<br /> Don't worry, I'll still be your friend!<br /></font><br /><br /> Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Hmm...<br /> This one's 1260 yen and this one's 567...<br /> If I get another book, I'll get another point...<br /> I'll just pick one of these, and then I'm good.<br /> No, it's a trap!<br /> That's what they want you to do!<br /> But I'm way too smart to let them do me like that.<br /> Making me buy something I don't want, just so I get an extra point.<br /> I'm so on to their little game...<br /> Would they think I am stupid?<br /> There's no way I'm gonna fall for that little trick!<br /> Wow! I totally forgot Vol. 5 was out.<br /> Yes, please, this will do.</font><br /><br /> Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Yum yum</font><br /><br /> Cashier:<br /> That'll be 2587 yen, please.<br /><br /> Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Ahhh...<br /> Oh, whatever...<br /></font><br /><br /> Man:<br /> It has stuck and it looks like they wana stay together, huh?<br /><br /> Woman:<br /> Oh, I'm so sorry.<br /><br /> Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> I always thought that stuff like that only ever happened in manga and games.<br /> Looks like they happen in real life too.</font><br /><br /> Kagami:<br /><font color="#333399"> Yeah, you think?</font><br /><br /> Konata:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> You know what?<br /> Those two totally triggered flags back there!<br /></font><br /> Kagami:<br /><font color="#3366FF"> Konata, fantasy isn't reality, it's illusion.<br /> Try not to mix them up, okay?<br /></font></p>