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戦うウェイトレス - (2007/10/23 (火) 03:03:40) のソース
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Her name is Mikuru
Asahina.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Only outside, she seems like a
normal, kind and extremely cute girl.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> But in reality, she's a battle
waitress from the future.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Don't ask me why she's from the
future or why she's a waitress.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> 'Cause that's not important right
now.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> It's just a couple of minor details
you need to have shoved down your throat before this particular story can kick
into gear.</span><br>
<br>
Mikuru:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> Uh, Not to bother you people or
anything...</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> We've got a lot of good crispy nappa
cabbages in the store today.</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> Did I mention that's for the next
hour only.</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> Oh, nappa cabbage is on sale for half
price!</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> By the way, early I mentioned she was
a battle waitress,</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> so you're probably wondering why
she's wearing a bunny-girl costume here.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> You see that's because during the day
she has a part-time job attracting customers to the store in the local shopping
area.</span><br>
<br>
Woman:<br>
I can't believe it.<br>
Look, the nappa cabbage is cheap today.<br>
<br>
Woman:<br>
Yes we should hurry up and buy some.<br>
<br>
Man:<br>
Hi Mikuru!<br>
Looks like you are working hard out here today.<br>
<br>
Mikuru:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> Ah, yes! I'm trying my
best!</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Mikuru answers cheerfully in her
outfit that screams "trying too hard".</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> And so, thanks to her innocent
charms, the nappa cabbage's sold out in record time.</span><br>
<br>
Morimura:<br>
You worked so hard.<br>
Sorry this isn't much but I want you to have it.<br>
<br>
Mikuru:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> Oh, no! I'm sure it's more than
enough!</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> I should be the one apologizing to
you.</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> This is pretty much all I can do
anyway.</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> See you later.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> I have to head over to the butcher
shop right away now without delay.</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> Accuse me.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> Ah! excuse me!</span><br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> The girl had become a sort of mascot
for the local retailers.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> And she was loved by all the people
who lived in the neighborhood.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> You can do it,
Mikuru.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Bring back the customers who flock
like lemmings to that huge mega warehouse store that opened last
year!</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> The fate of this neighborhood and its
mon-and-pop stores are riding on your shoulders, Mikuru.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Unfortunately, none of this has
anything to do with the story.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Anyway, getting back to the story,
she's actually a battle waitress.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> She was sent back in time to secretly
watch over someone and make sure no harm came to him.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> And someone's name is Itsuki
Koizumi.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Looking at him, you think he is an
average carefree high school student.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> In reality, he is an
esper.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Unfortunately, he is not aware of his
powers yet.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> It seems he needs a catalyst to
trigger, to awaken all of this super incredible powers lying dormant within
him.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> She looks like she's got a
high-school crush on a boy who she can't express her true feelings
to.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> But we'll just say that was a sigh of
relief, because she saw Itsuki was safe.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Mikuru finishes her other part-time
job, which also requires her to be scantly clad and goes home to her tiny room
at the back of the stationery store.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<br>
Suzuki:<br>
Uh, welcome back.<br>
Hi Mikuru, you seem a bit tired.<br>
<br>
Mikuru:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> Oh, I'm fine really.</span><br style=
"color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> There were a lot of customers
today.</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);"> It was quite a busy
day.</span><br style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">
<br>
Suzuki:<br>
Uh, that's good.<br>
Have a good evening.<br>
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> With her work done for the
day.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Mikuru can finally take off her
sleazy outfit, changing into something comfier and settle down for a good
night's sleep.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<br>
Kyon:<br>
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Ok, we stopped the camera just before
she took her clothes off.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> So don't bother asking us for the
footage, because we don't have it.</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">
<span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> Honest!</span><br>
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