| Amputation Kit | Grants flight. | |
| Ankh (of Reincarnation) | If the player dies, he will reincarnate after 5 seconds with full hp and doing Odin's Fury to enemies around him | |
| Assassin's Shuriken | Attacks have a chance to launch shurikens aimed directly at enemies | |
| Barbed Shield | Chance enemies harm themselves | |
| Blazing Boots | Leaves damaging patches of fire as you walk. | |
| Bonsai Tree | +4 All Stats | |
| Bonsai Tree Exclusive for Karp of Doom | ||
| Bracer of Life | The players health regenerates at a slowly rate. Approximately 3 HP every second | |
| Cactus | Periodically spawns a cactus on the nearest enemy, dealing damage | |
| Cake | +10 Stamina | |
| Charmed Blood | Each successful hit restores a small portion of health | |
| Cheeseburger | +50 Stamina, -20 Strength | |
| Commander's Sword | +10 Swiftness, +50 Strength, -5 movement speed | |
| Cookies & Milk | +5 Stamina | |
| Damien's Amulet | +200 Strength, -50 Armor, -50 Swiftness, -50Stamina | |
| Damned Buckler | +15 Armor | |
| Da Player's Head | When at 5% Health, slowly restores up to 20% Health. Spawns flies that home in on enemies. | |
| Da Player's Head exclusive for Karp of Doom | ||
| Devil Horn | If player goes below 20% hp, he will gain double damage | |
| Devil Skull | Automatically radiates 8 bullets around player every few seconds | |
| Dirge | +10 Strength +10 Swiftness | |
| Doom Flute | +20 Swiftness | |
| Dragon Shield | Every 8 attacks taken, meteors home towards closest enemy | |
| Golden-Axe | +20 Strength +20 Armor | |
| Golden Armor | +40 Armor | |
| Golden Cube | +8 to all stats | |
| Golden Dagger | +40 Swiftness | |
| Golden Ring | +40 Stamina | |
| Golden Sword | +40 Strength | |
| Half Eaten Mochi | Increases health regeneration items | |
| Hand Scythe | +35 Swiftness, -10 Strength | |
| Hellscream Axe | +20 Strength, Chance to set fire to enemies | |
| Helm of Chaos | Below 5% health player casts Odin's Fury | |
| Homing Shots | Makes attacks homing. | |
| Horned Mask | Demon Head statues no longer attack you. | |
| Jefre's Subscription | +5 Strength, +5 Stamina, -10 movement speed | |
| King's Crown | Converts 5% of current money into Damage | |
| Lantern | Has 5% chance of healing the player when damaged. | |
| Large Beer | Gives the player a 10% chance to burp loud, and randomly toss out patches of vomit all around him. Enemies that walk through the patches slowly take damage. Exclusive for Karp of Doom | |
| Light Katana | +35 Swiftness | |
| Lightning Ball | Gives a chance to cast a chainlightning ball. | |
| Magic Mushroom | +15 random stat | |
| Magnet | Automatically attracts all coins and keys to player | |
| Mayo's Old Sock | +1 Strength | |
| Monkey King Bar | Gives you flight and increases movement speed slightly. | |
| Necromancer's Finger | Gives a chance to raise souls from dead bodies that home and explode into the nearest enemies. | |
| Nunchucks | +15 Swiftness, +15 Strength, -10 Stamina | |
| Odd Book of Spells | +15 Strength, -15 Swiftness | |
| Plague Pendant | chance to poison every enemy that hits the player. | |
| Razer Headset | Constantly spawns damaging music notes around the player. | |
| Razer Blade | +90 Swiftness, -20 Strength, -20 Armor, -20 Stamina | |
| Razor Leaf | Chance to throw 4 razor leaves | |
| Razorwire | Adds chance to cause bleeding effect on enemies | |
| Rock Belt | +20 movement speed. | |
| Rusted Axe | +5 armor, +5 Strength | |
| Rusted Armor | +10 Armor | |
| Rusted Cube | +2 to All Stats. | |
| Rusted Dagger | +10 Swiftness | |
| Rusted Sword | +10 Strength | |
| Rusted Ring | +10 Stamina | |
| Satan's Eye | Gives a chance to do Hellfire on attack. | |
| Satan's Horn | Stomps the ground and raises spikes stunning and damaging all enemies around the player. | |
| Shattered Katana | +250 Gives a chance to spawn a fast moving sandstorm around the player, damaging all enemies that get hit. Exclusive for Karp of Doom | |
| Silver Axe | +10 Armor, +10 Strength | |
| Silver Armor | +20 Armor | |
| Silver Cube | +4 to All Stats | |
| Silver Dagger | +20 Swiftness | |
| Silver Sword | +20 Stamina | |
| Silver Ring | +20 Stamina | |
| Skull Axe | +50 Strength | |
| Small Spikey | Gives a chance to spawn small spike balls that orbit the player and deal damage. | |
| Spirit Skull | +15 Strength | |
| Steam Sale | Lowers all treasure fort prieces -50% | |
| Stigmata | When below 5% HP starts regenerating rapidly | |
| The Holy Bible | +20 Stamina, Grants Flight. | |
| Tequilla!!! | +25 Strength, +25 Swiftness, -15 Armor, -15 Stamina | |
| The Glove | Potions and Relics are picked up without delay. | |
| The Mighty Sushi | Gives the player a 5% chance to spawn Sushi around him, which explodes when it touches the ground, doing damage to enemies in close proximity. Exlusive for Karp of Doom | |
| The Sausage | +20 Stamina | |
| The Skeleton Key | Sets players normal key quantity to 99 | |
| THE SPOON! | +5 to All Stats, +5 Movement Speed | |
| The Sun | Shoots rays of light on nearby enemies | |
| Token of Luck | Makes all potions beneficial | |
| Triforce | +10 Strength, +10 Swiftness, +10 Armor | |
| Whip! | +25 Swiftness |