空音サイレンサ Empty Sound Silencer (Sorane Sairensaa)

【Tags: Miku Nekobooro tE S】

Original

Music title: 空音サイレンサ
English music title: Empty Sound Silencer
Romaji music title: Sorane Sairensaa

Music & Lyrics written, Voice edited by ねこぼーろ (Nekobooro)
Music arranged by ねこぼーろ (Nekobooro)
Singer(s): 初音ミク (Hatsune Miku)

Click here for the original Japanese Lyrics

English Lyrics (translated by animeyay)：

A loquat tree has grown out of my forehead,
acting as though it has always been there.
I'm scared of trying to pluck it recklessly,
and I'm also too embarrassed to go see a doctor.

When I, due to my new-found clumsiness caused by the heavy loquat,
accidentally shaved off one of my eyebrows,
the loquat, indifferent to my suffering and tears,
began to lengthen explosively.

Come on, please let this be a nice story where
when I'm sad it will wilt and when I'm happy it will grow.
Don't you dare flaunt your fruits whenever I'm depressed.
Are you trying to be inversely proportional to the amount of my hair? You bastard!

A loquat tree has grown out of my forehead,
acting as though it has been there since my grandfather's generation.
It doesn't grow when I'm sleeping,
but as soon as I wake up and look at it, it'll be growing.

Onto the loquat that's prospering in front of my eyes,
I decided to spray some herbicide.
A few minutes after I thought it was all over,
I came to regret my action.

The loquat tree has sprouted a new branch in a location such that
the drops of fluid would drip right into my eye. I'll need a shower hat.
When I turn in my sleep, it would drip onto the tatami and make it rot.
Finally, I decided to wash it with water, which nurtured the loquat back to life.

I'll have to try the opposite approach.
If it grows when I'm in a slump,
then it should wilt when I laugh.
Try my roars of laughter on for size.

A second tree has grown out of my right armpit, and it grows when I laugh. Seriously?!
On top of that, I can no longer put my right arm down because of the sharp branches.
This is now a life-threatening exigency, so I called for an ambulance.
But when the ambulance arrived, I had already completely removed the loquat.

Aah-!!!!!!!!!
Aah-!!!!!!!!!

Romaji lyrics (transliterated by animeyay)：

odeko kara biwa no ki ga haeta
saisho kara imashita mitai na taido de haeta
muyami ni nuku no mo osoroshiku
isha ni iku no mo hazukashii

biwa no omomi de temoto ga kurui
katamayu o soriotoshite shimatta toki
namidame ni naru ore o yoso ni
bakuhatsuteki ni nobihajimeta

kanashindara kareru kara waratte sakasetsuzukeru to ka
sonna settei ni shite ii hanashi mitai ni shiro yo
hekonde'ru toki ni kagitte tawawa ni minotte'n ja nee yo
ore no ke no ryou to hanpirei suru ki ka yo kono yarou

odeko kara biwa no ki ga haeta
sofu no dai kara koko mitai na taido de haeta
nete'ru toki ni wa nobinai no ni
okite mite'ru toki ni nobiru

me no mae ni te shigeriyuku biwa ni
tsui ni josouzai o sanpu shita no da ga
yudan shite ita suufungo
koukai suru koto ni naru no da

nagarete kita shizuku ga choudo me ni ochite kuru you na
ichi ni eda ga nobite kite'ru shanpuu hatto ga kakasenai
nekorondara yuka ni tarete tatami ga kusatte yuku
shikata naku arainagashitara sono mizu de mata sodatta

gyakute ni toru
ochikomu to sodatsu no nara
waraeba kareru hazu
kurae ore no daibakushou

migiwaki kara nihonme haeta warau to fueru to ka aho ka
shikamo eda ga sasaru kara migiwaki ga shimerarenai
sasuga ni mou inochi no kiki da hyakujuukyuu ban ni kooru
kyuukyuusha touchaku made no aida ni kirei ni nuketa

aa--!!!!!!!!!
aa--!!!!!!!!!

[Nekobooro, Nekobolo]