秘密の七つ道具 Secret Seven Tools (Himitsu no Nanatsu Dougu)

【Tags: Deadball-P H Miku tS】

Original

Music title: 秘密の七つ道具
English music title: Secret Seven Tools
Romaji music title: Himitsu no Nanatsu Dougu

Music & English Lyrics written, Voice edited by デッドボールP (Deadball-P)
Music arranged by デッドボールP (Deadball-P)
Singer(s): 初音ミク (Hatsune Miku)

Click here for the original Japanese Lyrics

English Lyrics (translated by animeyay)：

Seven tools to catch your secret! Seven tools to catch your secret!
My seven secret-uncovering tools are amazing!
Seven tools to catch your secret! Seven tools to catch your secret!
Wanna take a look at my seven secret-uncovering tools?

The first of my seven secret-uncovering tools is my lingerie.
Don't you just feel bewitched by my mature sexual appeal?
My seven secret-uncovering tools can only be used when children are sleeping,
and won't you keep them a secret from others?

The second is a mini-satellite with a super resolution that can capture every single speck of dust.
I'll use it to zoom in on your bust and permanently save the captured pictures.

The third is a pair of X-ray glasses with the power to see through even solid walls.
When I use them in a hotel district, my nose wouldn't stop bleeding.
Ah, because I'm tailing you with these high-tech gadgets,
even if I look at you with such a passionate gaze, you won't notice.

With my seven secret-uncovering tools, I'm always looking at you.
No matter how much you try to run away, it's no use. Ahh!
With my seven secret-uncovering tools, no matter where you're hiding,
you'll always be stark naked before my eyes. Wow!

The fourth of my seven secret-uncovering tools is a box of tissue paper.
I feel safe and at peace as long as my nose is plugged with some tissue.
With my seven secret-uncovering tools, I see that in your bed late at night,
you're completely absorbed in playing with yourself. Wahh!
You make such cute faces when you do it!

The fifth is a magic key that will let me go anywhere.
I can enter a bath house or a locker room all I want.

The sixth is a five-cent coin, with which I can hypnotize you by rocking it back and forth.
Just the mere thought of having a defenseless partner makes me feel unusually confident.

Ah, it would have ended blissfully if you had nodded honestly,
but I guess my maiden-like adult glamour was a little too early for you?

There is no place to run from my seven secret-uncovering tools.
Accept the fact now that there's nothing you can do. Ahh!
The last of my seven secret-uncovering tools is chocolate.
You'll become totally horny from this aphrodisiac-laden chocolate. Wow!

My seven secret-uncovering tools are my final measure.
When you have finally noticed, it will be too late for you. Ohh!
With my seven secret-uncovering tools, when you wake up,
you will have become my captive. How embarrassing! Wahh!
Mission complete. Oh Yeah!

Romaji lyrics (transliterated by animeyay)：

himitsu no nanatsu dougu himitsu no nanatsu dougu
himitsu no nanatsu dougu sugoi no yo?
himitsu no nanatsu dougu himitsu no nanatsu dougu
himitsu no nanatsu dougu mite mitai?

himitsu no nanatsu dougu hitotsume wa RANJERII
otona no iroke de nousatsu yo?
himitsu no nanatsu dougu kodomo wa neru jikan
minna ni wa NAISHO da yo?

futatsume wa kogata eisei CHIRI mo nigasanu chougashitsu
munamoto o ZUUMU APPU eikyuu hozon

mittsume wa toushi MEGANE kabe mo mitoosu sono chikara
HOTERU-gai de tsukau nante hanaji ga dechau
aa konna HAI-TEKU kiki o kushi shite bikou shite'ru kara
konna ni atsui shisen mukete ite mo KIMI wa kizukanai

himitsu no nanatsu dougu itsumo mite'ru kara
donna ni nigete mo muda da kara Ahh!
himitsu no nanatsu dougu doko ni kakurete mo
watashi no mae de wa maruhadaka Wow!

himitsu no nanatsu dougu yottsume wa TISSHU PEEPAA
hana ni tsumet'okeba anshin yo Ohh!
himitsu no nanatsu dougu shin'ya no BEDDO de
hitori-asobi ni hagemu KIMI Wahh!
sonna kawaii kao suru no ne

itsutsume wa mahou no kagi donna toko de mo haireru wa
sentou mo kouishitsu mo omoi no mama yo

muttsume wa goen-dama sayuu ni yurashi nemuraseru
muteikou no aite dake wa tsuyoki ni nareru

aa KIMI ga sunao ni unazuite'reba raku ni sunda no ni
shoujo no you na otona no iroke wa chotto hayakatta ka na?

himitsu no nanatsu dougu nigeba wa nai no yo
kannen shinasai muda da kara Ahh!
himitsu no nanatsu dougu saigo wa CHOKOREETO
MURAMURA shichau yo biyaku-iri Wow!

himitsu no nanatsu dougu saigo no shudan yo
kizuita toki ni wa teokure yo Ohh!
himitsu no nanatsu dougu mezameta toki ni wa
watashi no toriko yo hazukashii Wahh!
MISSHON KONPURIITO Oh Yeah!

[Deadball-P, DeadballP]