こちら、幸福安心委員会です。This is Happiness Reassurance Commission. (Kochira, Koufuku An..)

【Tags: Miku Torii Hiroshi Utata-P tT K】

Original

Music title: こちら、幸福安心委員会です。
English music title: This is The Happiness Reassurance Commission. / This is The Happiness Safety Commission. / This is the Happiness and Peace of Mind Commitee
Romaji music title: Kochira, Koufuku Anshin Iinkai Desu.

Lyrics written by 鳥居羊(Torii Hiroshi)
Music written by うたたP(Utata-P)
Music arranged by うたたP(Utata-P)
Singer(s): 初音ミク (Hatsune Miku)

Click here for the original Japanese Lyrics

English Lyrics (translated by haru47)：

Why everyone is happy?
They say that they want to listen to the story of this world, they want know about this world.
In the park by the water, everyone is listening carefully
It's exciting. Isn't that right, Ondine?

Yeah, attention please!
Now, now, I'll tell you, everyone!
Something you mind, something you're uncertain about
I'll tell you everything!

Well, why everyone is happy... that's because it's a duty
Are you happy? That's your duty, okay? Do you carry it out?
We, the Happiness Safety Commission, wish for your happiness and support you, everyone

It's your duty to be happy [1]
It's your duty to be happy
It's your duty to be happy
Are you happy? That's your duty, okay?

It's your duty to be happy
It's your duty to be happy
It's your duty to be happy
Are you happy? That's your duty, sure, it is.

So, relieve and carry out your duty!
Everyone's happiness is our happiness

Are you happy? That's your duty, okay? Do you carry it out?
If you're not happy...

To be strangulated, beheaded, killed by gun, boiled in an iron pot, drawn in the water, sent to the electric chair,
To be burned alive, buried alive, killed by poison, stoned, whipsawed, or crucified
Choose anything you like♪

Yeah, attention please!
Now, now, your heart is just filled with happiness, everyone!
You don't have any anxieties or complaints, right?
It makes me SCARED, scared
I'm scared because I'm too happy

Is everyone REALLY happy?
They said that they wanted to go out of this world, they wanted to escape from this world
Every one of them was in fear with their ears covered, weren't they, Undine?

Yeah, attention please!
Now, now, he died!
The knight who rejected Ondine died.
If you attend his funeral, stand in line over there!
The rest of you, just live a happy life! That's all.

It's your duty to be happy
It's your duty to be happy
It's your duty to be happy
Are you happy? That's your duty, okay?

It's your duty to be happy
It's your duty to be happy
It's your duty to be happy
Are you happy? That's your duty, sure, it is.

It's your duty, it's your duty, okay? It's your duty, it's your duty to be happy
It's your duty, it's your duty, okay? It's your duty

If you're not happy, just die.

[Translation note]

The lyrics are based on "PARANOIA", a tabletop role-playing game.
[1] "Happiness is Mandatory" in the game PARANOIA

Romaji lyrics (transliterated by haru47)：

doushite min'na ga shiawase na no?
kono sekai no koto kiki taitte, shiri taitte
mizube no kouen de min'na ga mimi wo sumasete
wakuwaku suru ne nee, ondiinu?

hai haai!
saa saa, mina-san oshiete age maasu
min'na ga ki ni natte iru koto gimon ni omotteru koto
zeenbu oshiete age maasu!

ee, mina-san ga koufuku na no wa... gimu nan desu.
shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo? hatashite masu ka?
wareware, koufuku anshin iinkai wa mina-sama no shiawase wo negai soshite, sasae maasu

koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu
koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu
koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu
shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo?

koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu
koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu
koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu
shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo.

desu kara, anshinshite gimu wo hatasu you ni!
mina-sama no shiawase ga wareware no shiawase.

shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo? hatashite masu ka?
shiawase ja nai nara...

kousatsu zanshu juusatsu kamayude dekishi denki
hiaburi ikiume yakusatsu ishiuchi nokogiri haritsuke
suki nano wo erande ne♪

hai haai!
saa saa, mina-san shiawase dake ga michite maasu
fuan toka fuman, nani hitotsu nai deshoo?
kowaai, kowai waa
shiawase sugite, kowai waa.

HONTO ni min'na ga shiawase na no?
kono sekai no soto iki taitte, nige taitte
mizube no kouen de min'na ga mimi wo fusaide
bikubikushiteta nee, undiine?

hai haai!
saasaa, minasan shini mashitaa!
ondiinu wo futta kishi wa shini mashitaa!
sougi ni deru nara, mukou ni narabe!
sore igai wa shiawase ni kurase! ijou

koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu
koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu
koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu
shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo?

koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu
koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu
koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu
shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo.

gimu nan desu gimu desu yo? gimu nan desu koufuku nano wa gimu nan desu
gimu nan desu gimu desu yo? gimu nan desu

shiawase ja nai nara shine

[Utata-P, UtataP, Torii Hiroshi]