Original
Music title: 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
English music title: When I get home my wife always pretends to be dead.
Romaji music title: Ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi wo shite imasu.
Music & Lyrics written, Voice edition by ほぼ日P(Hobonichi-P)
Music arranged by ほぼ日P(Hobonichi-P)
Singer(s): 初音ミク (Hatsune Miku)
Fanmade Promotional Video(s)
English Lyrics (translated by blacksaingrain)：
When I open the door, my wife is lying on the floor
A kitchen knife cuts deep into her back
The floor is covered in blood
If someone who doesn't know sees it
He might faint away
When I calmly say
"It would be hard to clean today" and smile
With her face down
My wife contentedly laughs"He he he"
When I get home my wife always
Pretends to be dead
I cannot even imagine what kind of death she'll have tomorrow
One day she had an arrow through her head
Another day she was in an army uniform with a gun
When a sunfish costume was dead
I even thought of closing the door...
Cleaning up is quite tough
We have to scour the floor with the bloodstains
And she cooks with an arrow through her head
Anything but that
When I get home my wife always
Pretends to be dead
As I praise her a bit, she easily gets carried away
I try to ignore it as much as I can
Even I was busy before getting married
Just seeing her made me pleasant
Though we used to drive around all the night
And go to see the sea
Just after we got married, I had people under me for the first time
I really came to enjoy my work
I didn't think about how my wife was feeling as she waited for me alone at home
The reason why my wife always pretends to be dead when I get home
I don't know if she's doing it to get back how we used to be in those days
My wife's waiting for me when I get home
If seeing her performances is
The way our love goes
That's fine with me
When I get home my wife always
Pretends to be dead
What kind of death she'll have today
I'm looking forward to it and I open the door
Romaji lyrics (transliterated by blacksaingrain)：
Doa wo aketara tsuma ga taoreteiru
Senaka ni tsukisasaru houchou
Yuka wa chimamire
Shira nai hito ga mitara
Kizetsusuru kamo shirenai
Boku ga ochitsuite
"Kyou no wa souji ga taihensouda" to warau to
Tsuma wa utsubuse no mama
Manzokusouni kukuku to waratteta
Ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu
Shinda furi wo shite imasu
Asu wa donna shinikata shiteiru no ka yosou sura dekinai
Aru hi wa atama ni ya ga sasattetari
Gunpuku de juu kakaetetari
Manbou no kigurumi ga shindeta toki wa
Doa shime youka to omotta...
Atokatazuke mo kekkou taihende
Yuka no chinori wo arattari
Ya ga sasatta mama bangohan tsukuru no wa
Kanbenshite hoshii
Ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu
Shinda furi wo shiteimasu
Chotto homeru to choushi ni noru kara
Dekiru dake suruu de
Kekkon mae wa isogashikutemo
Kanojo ni au dake de tanoshikatta
Tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku tobashite
Umi mini ittari shita noni
Kekkon chokugo hajimete buka wo mochi
Shigoto ga totemo tanoshikunatta
Ie de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi wo kangaete inakatta
Ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi wo shiteru no wa
Ano koro no futari ni modoritai kara ka boku niwa wakaranai
Ie ni kaetta boku wo matteru
Tsuma no engi miru koto ga
Bokura futari no ai no katachi naraba
Sore wa sore de ari darou
Ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu
Shinda furi wo shiteimasu
Kyou wa donna shinikata shiteiru no ka
Kitaishite akeru doa
[Hobonichi-P, HobonichiP]
最終更新：2012年06月29日 05:05
