Original
Music title: 神様はエレキ守銭奴
English music title: God is an Electricity Miser / God is An Electric Cheapskate / God is Stingy With Electricity
Romaji music title: Kamisama wa Ereki Shusendo
Music & Lyrics written, Voice edited by タカハシヨウ (Takahashi You) / 家の裏でマンボウが死んでるP (Ienourademanbougashinderu-P)
Music arranged by タカハシヨウ (Takahashi You) / 家の裏でマンボウが死んでるP (Ienourademanbougashinderu-P)
Singer(s): Gumi (Megpoid)
I am the god who will create a new planet
in this solar system this time.
At the budget meeting of the gods,
my cost was estimated to be 10 quintiliion yen[1]
.
Although I would never call that amount sufficient,
this is a great chance for me to flaunt my talent and skills.
Making clever use of the gods' penny-pinching techniques,
I'll show you how good I am at carrying out the same construction with cheaper materials.
To the creatures I made on my low budget,
I have decided to give the name "humans".
They have stale brains plagued with constant malfunctions,
and they have at least seven dozen missing parts.
Because they annoyingly have quite fragile mental strength,
they always immediately pray to me whenever they are in trouble.
Don't use your prayers like toll-free numbers!
I am the one that's going to cover the cost!
If I need money to pay for your prayers,
I will have to drain your ozone layer maintenance fund!
Do I really have to use an Ethernet cable
to connect your half-baked brains to the heaven?!
The creatures, whom I've named "humans",
enjoy thinking with their somewhat limited intelligence.
Because their curiosity is insatiable,
they want to know all the secrets of this planet.
Please, I hope they won't ever realize
that the crust of earth is filled with cheap cotton wool,
that the ice age was caused by a power failure of my air conditioner,
or that the dinosaur fossils are plastic models I collect as a hobby!
When my circuit breaker switched off, the mammoths went extinct.
This is a fine example of the risks of having an all-electrical planet.
I had to import some electricity from the god in charge of Venus.
I was being thrifty only because my electricity bills had gone up.
At this pace, within a few years my budget will run dry.
When that happens, how should I manage this planet?!
With a budget, I was able to construct a straight axis for Earth
in addition to the perfect creatures. However, by accident,
a tilt in the axis gave rise to the four seasons, and people's imperfect hearts gave birth to love.
This planet has turned out better than I expected.
But I've had enough! I will sell this crappy planet right away!
With the money I get, I will be able to pay back my heavenly debt!
Members of family Hominidae, you'll have to look out for yourselves from now on!
Without me, you'll probably die off right away! (lol)
But right before I leave, I guess I should take a paid vacation
and go visit a hot spring resort!
I'll go to Atami[2]!
[Translation notes]
[1] 10 quintillion yen ≈ 100 quadrillion dollars ≈ $1017
[2] Atami is a city in Shizuoka, Japan famous for its hot springs.
English Lyrics (translated by vgboy / vgperson)：
Hello, I'm a god of this solar system,
And I'm going to make a new planet
As decided by assembly,
My budget's 10 quintillion Japanese yen
I wouldn't say it's an abundant amount,
But that's just where I shine;
With liberal use of my godly saving skills,
I'll at least try to make things work...
I made some low-budget creatures
And dubbed them humans
Their cheap little heads are full of faults;
They're lacking seven dozen parts
They're a rather troublesome, over-emotional sort;
They've always got troubles, so they pray to me...
Don't pray like it's a toll-free call, dammit!
I'm the one who has to work the costs!
If you waste money on that kind of junk,
I'll have less to spend on the ozone layer!
Hell, I might as well
link your peanut brains
To a LAN connection with the heavens!
The creatures I had dubbed humans
Pondered with their deficient brains
They were so curious and energetic,
They dared to seek their planet's secrets
The crust that was just packed with cotton,
The Ice Age - really just turning off the AC;
Those dinosaur fossils are plastic models of mine...
Pay no attention to any of it!
Mammoths went extinct while the breakers were out
We're risking a whole planet with electricity!
I'm borrowing from the god of Venus,
But the price is going up, so I've gotta be stingy!
At this rate, we'll be bankrupt in a few more years...
I've got to handle this somehow!
With funds, I could've made the axis totally straight,
And made perfect creatures too - but as it happens,
The axis's tilt birthed seasons, and imperfect hearts birthed love...
It was a pretty good planet after all...
But I can't do it anymore! I'm selling this crap planet!
And then I'll pay off heaven's national debt!
So walk with your heads high, you pitiful people!
You'll be dead soon without me, though! (LOL!)
I guess now that that's done with, I'll get my pay,
And take a well-earned trip to a hot spring!
Like Atami!
Romaji lyrics (transliterated by vgboy / vgperson)：
Kono tabi kono taiyoukei ni
Arata ni wakusei o tsukuru kamisama desu
Kaigi de kimatta yosan wa
Nihon en ni shite sen-kei-en
Juntaku to wa keshite iemasen ga
Soko wa watashi no ude no misedokoro
Kamigami no setsuyaku teku o kushi shite
Teisai dake wa tamotte misemashou
Teiyosan de tsukutta ikimono ni
Ningen to nadzukete mimashita
Gosadou darake no chinpu na otsumu
Tarinai paatsu wa nana-daasu
Karera wa nakanaka ni yakkai na hasshudo seishinryoku o o-mochi de
Itsumo komatta koto ga aru to sugu watashi ni inoru no desu
Inori o furii daiyaru mitai ni tsukau na!
Hiyou wa kocchi de futan shiterunda zo!
Sonna toko ni o-kane ga kakaru to
Ozon sou o iji suru o-kane o kezucchau zo
Omaera no hanjuku noumiso to tenkai o
Yuusen LAN de tsunagete yarou ka!
Ningen to nadzuketa ikimono wa
Tarinai otsumu de kangaeru
Karera wa koukishin ga ousei de
Kono hoshi no himitsu o shiritagaru
Dasshimen tsumeta dake no chikaku
Eakon kireteta dake no hyougaki
Kyouryuu no kaseki wa shumi no puramo
Douka kidzukanaide!
Bureekaa ochiteru ma ni manmosu horonda
Kore zo ooru denka wakusei no risuku
Kinsei no kami kara yunyuu shiteta
Denki ga neagari shita kara kechittetanda
Kono peesu dato ato suunen de yosan o tsukaikirisou
Dou yatte unei shiyou!
Yosan ga areba chijiku wa massugu ni dekitashi
Kanpeki na ikimono ni mo dekitanda demo guuzen
Chijiki no katamuki wa shiki o unde fukanzen na kokoro wa ai o unda
Angai ii hoshi ni natta
Demo mou muri! Konna kuso hoshi sugu uru wa!
Sono o-kane de tengoku no kokusai kau!
Ato wa seizei umaku ayume yo hitoka-domo!
Watashi nashi ja sugu shinu darou kedo! (wara)
Sekkaku dashi saigo ni yuukyuu demo totte
Onsen ni iku koto ni suru kana!
Atami
[Ienourademanbougashinderu-P, IenourademanbougashinderuP, Ie no Ura de Manbou ga Shinderu-P]
最終更新：2012年07月22日 21:18
