Kagami:
Hiya, Konata.
Konata:
Hm?
Kagami:
You know the game I borrowed, I need your help getting
passed this one level.
Konata:
Whoa, not so fast there, Kagamin.
Kagami:
Hm?
Konata:
Don't you think it's more fun when you figure things
out like that on your own?
Kagami:
Hm, yeah, you have a point.
Konata:
You know it.
Kagami:
It's fun if you figure things out on your own, huh?
So I guess you won't be copying my homework anymore, will you?
Konata:
In the those detectives in manga and TV shows, isn't it
weird to have them keep coming across murders all the time.
Guys like Conan and Kindaichi.
Kagami:
If they didn't, they wouldn't have any mysteries to
solve, would they?
Konata:
Really? 'Cause they could go after normal cases
too.
Kagami:
Normal how?
Konata:
They can have a case where they run all over Japan
looking for a missing person.
Tracking someone down's got a lot of game-like aspects to it.
It's got thrills, it's got suspense.
Kagami:
Yeah, yes.
Konata:
A case where a husband wants his wife's tales,'cause he
thinks she's cheating.
Kagami:
Looking for a lost pet could be a case?
Konata:
Yeah, all right.
Kagami:
Yeah, but do you think it would be any fun to watch
that?
Konata:
Oh, well no, I guess it wouldn't be any fun at
all.
Kagami:
You see?
Konata:
You're right.
Real-life cases don't have that clever tricks, bizarre situations or show
stopping finales at the crimes that manga and anime have.
Kagami:
Hm, you're right they don't.
Konata:
Like faking a fingerprint, or scrubbing a crime scene,
so Luminol won't pick up anything.
Kagami:
Huh?
Konata:
Making it so that the forensic team can't solve
it.
Kagami:
Well, the police don't want someone copying the perfect
crimes, so they censor that stuff from manga and TV.
Konata:
Yeah, maybe...
Perfect crimes happen all the time but they don't tell us, maybe they're
never solved, ever.
Kagami:
Careful talking like that.
Someone might hear you.