Taste Test - Jake and Amir.和訳wiki

Jake: Hey, you're watching Jake and Amir.
ご覧の番組はJake and Amirです。
Amir: And I bet you I can eat this microphone.
俺マイク食えるから見てて。
Jake: No no no no.
やめろやめろやめろ
(Amir chokes)
Jake: Oh god, no no!
おい、ちょっと！
Amir: Okay.
大丈夫。
(Jake and Amir are sitting at a table with some food on it. Jake finishes putting a blindfold on Amir.)

Jake: Alright. Do you know why you're here?
よし。お前ここがどこかわかってるな？
Amir: Oh sheesh y'all, t'was a dream!

Jake: Okay.

Jake: You crying?
泣いてんの？
Amir: No!
違う！
Jake: I'm gonna give you a blindfolded taste test, see if you like some new food, and hopefully we can expand your diet.
これから目隠し味覚テストをするぞ。これから与える食べ物のうちのどれかを気に入れば、それでダイエットしてみよう。
Amir: Okay, I do expand it already, so. I eat mo' and mo' chicken noogets every day.
もうしてるし。ナゲットとナゲットとこれまたいっぱいのナゲットを食ってるからね。
Jake: Here we go. (Feeds Amir a piece of pineapple)
やるぞ。
Amir: Och. Blach. Oh my god.
おあ、なにこれ。
Jake: How is it?
何だと思う？
Amir: Tastes like a cold and sweet... like a wet chicken nugget or something.
冷たくて甘いから・・・濡れたチキンナゲットか何かかな。
Jake: That's a pineapple.
パイナップルだよ。
(Amir spits it out onto the floor)
(パイナップルを床に吐き出す)
Amir: Needs barbeque sauce.
バーベキューソースくれ。
Jake: Alright, this is kinda like a chicken nugget: grilled chicken.
よし次、チキンナゲットの親戚みたいなもんかな。炙ったチキンだよ。
(Amir is holding the grilled chicken)
Amir: The shape is good. Honestly, the shape is good, but I'm gonna put it on the floor for now. We'll file it under 'F' for floor.
形はいいね。正直言って、形はいい。でもやっぱ床に落とすね。「F」は「Floor」のFとして覚えておこう。
Jake: Man.
くそ。
(Amir tries some water and spits it onto the floor)
Jake: Oh!
うわ！
Amir: Oh, god! What is this, poison?!
うわあ！なんだこれ毒でも入れたか！？
Jake: It's water!
ただの水だよ！
Amir: It's so... not salty.
だってこれ・・・しょっぱくないじゃん。
Amir: Alright, next thing better not be green because I swear I'm allergic.
第二に、俺アレルギーだから緑色のものを食べれないんだよ。
Jake: That's impossible.
違うだろ。
Amir: Yeah I thought so too, until I ate that moldy piece of bread last week. Remember?
ああ俺も先週、パンのカビを食べるまではアレルギーなんてないと思ってたよ。覚えてる？
(Jake is putting down the water)

Amir: Uhhhhhh...

Jake: Don't be sad, it's fine. It's fine.
泣くなよ！大丈夫！大丈夫！
Amir: Alright, untie me you fool!
縄を解け、悪者！
Jake: You're not tied up.
俺がいつ縛った？
Amir: Oh. Yeah. My hands feel really weak.
なんて無力なんだ、俺は一体何をしてるんだろう？
Jake: It's probably your diet.
多分ダイエットしてるんじゃないかな。
Amir: Yeah, probabl—well, definitely my diet.
ああ多分――絶対ダイエットしてる。
Amir: Alright, just put it in my hand and I'll put it in my mouth.
じゃあ手に置いたもの食べるから何か置いて。
Jake: Fine.
はい。
(Jake puts a piece of broccoli in Amir's hand and he throws it away)
(ジェイクが置いたものをすぐ投げる）
Jake: You're not even gonna try to be discreet, huh?
お前は少しでも頑張ってダイエットしようと思わないのか？
Amir: Nay.

Amir: Oh my god, I'm blind!
なんてこった、前が見えねえ！
Jake: You're blindfolded.
目隠ししてるからな。
Amir: No, it's even darker here than yooj!
違う、ここが暗すぎるんだ！
Jake: Try opening your eyes.

Amir: Okay, I'm not an idiot, okay, it's not—ah.
俺バカじゃないから、うん。だから―そう。
Jake: What did you do?
何？
Amir: Uh, nothing. I just adjusted something, nothing you told me to do. Bitch.
いや、なんでも。あってもお前には話さねーよ、バカめが！
Amir: Wanna just chill in here for a little while and talk smack about Jeff?
あーここでちょっと休憩して、その間ジェフの悪口でも話さない？
Jake: So you forgot why we're here in the first place.
ここに来た目的忘れてない？
Amir: I think it's quite obvious I have.
覚えてるよー…
Amir: Ready.
いくぞー
Jake: Ready, here you go. (Puts the chicken in Amir's mouth, or rather, just between his teeth)
いくぞ、ほら。
Amir: Yummy!
うまい！
Jake: That one good?
本当か？
Amir: Yeah, supa.
超うまい。
Jake: You like that one?
好きなんだな？
Amir: It's a good one.
気に入った。
Jake: That's a good one. You like it a lot
気に入ったか、好きなんだな
Amir: Yeah.
ああ！
Jake: Put it in your mouth, all the way.
口んなか入れて噛んでみ。
Amir: Nah.
ああ。
Jake: Put it in your mouth all the way and eat it. You're not chewing it. You're not chewing it. You're not doing anything.
噛んで食べろ。まだ食べてないぞ、食べてないぞ、何もしてない
(Amir spits it out)
Amir: Well it tastes like garbage!
生ゴミの味がすんだよ！
(Jake is holding a chicken nugget)
Jake: Chicken nugget. Do you think I was gonna feed this to you accidentally?
チキンナゲットだ。
Amir: I don't know what you're talking about, so.

Jake: Alright, well, here we go. (Feeds Amir a cauliflower)
Amir: Mm. Yummy.
Jake: You like that?
Amir: Yeah.
Jake: That's cauliflower, man. Amir?
(Amir is choking Jake on the table)
Amir: I f**king trusted you you son of a bitch!
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