South Park : Bigger, Longer & Uncut　歌詞

South Park : Bigger, Longer & Uncut

1. Mountain Town
Performed by Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Brovlofski, Eric Cartman, Sharon Marsh and Sheila Broslovski

Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by
Oh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown,
Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town
The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the three feet of snow, I mean
This is a day when it's hard to wear a frown
All the happy people stop to say hello

Man: Get out of my way

Stan: Even though the temperature's low
It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town

Sharon: Well, good morning, Stan!

Stan: Mom, can I have 8 dollars to see a movie?

Sharon: A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating!

Stan: But this is gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!

Sharon: All right, all right, here you go. But be back for supper!

Stan: Thanks, mom!

Sharon: Oh, what a picture-perfect child
Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild
He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!

Stan: Hi, is your son home?

Mrs McCormick: I think so... HEY!

Stan: Ow!

Mrs McCormick: Kenny! Wake up! Kenny, dammit, come on!

Kenny: Mph pmh, mhmp

Stan: Kenny! The Terrance and Phillip movie is out! You wanna come?

Kenny: Mpmh mhp hpm mhpm h

Mrs McCormick: Where do you think you're going?

Kenny: Mp hp mhp mhp m mph pmhm

Mrs McCormick: You can't! You have to go to church!

Kenny: Mpm hp mh ph hmhmp hmhpmh pmhmhp

Mrs McCormick: Well, fine, go ahead and miss church, and then when you die and go to
Hell, you can answer to SATAN!!

Kenny: Mph ph

Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air
You see homeless people but you just don't care
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!

Kenny: Mph mphm hpmh hp m hmp
Mphmmp hpmh pmh hmphm p

Stan: That's right!
It's Sunday morning in our quiet little whitebred redneck mountain town!

Kyle: Ok, Ike, let's try this one more time!

Ike: *babbling*

Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!

Ike: Don't kick the baby

Kyle: Kick the baby!

Stan: Kyle! We're going to the Terrance and Phillip movie!

Kyle: Oh, my God, dude!

Sheila: Kyle, what's going on?

Kyle: Nothing. We're going skating now.

Sheila: Oh. Well, take your little brother out with you.

Kyle: Aw, ma! He's not even my real brother! He's adopted!

Sheila: Do as I say, Kyle!

Kyle: OK! OK! I'm sorry!

Sheila: Look at those frail and fragile boys
It really gets me down
The world is such a rotten place
And city life's a complete disgrace!
That's why I moved to this redneck meshuganah quiet mountain town!

Cartman: MOOOOOOOOM! somebody's at the door! MOOOOOOM! Somebody's at the door, I said!

Ms Cartman: Coming, hon.

Cartman: Ay! I can't see the TV!

TV: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the
world is still glad to be rid of him.

Ms Cartman: Oh, look, Eric! It's your little friends!

Ike: Cartman!

Cartman: What are you guys doing here? Sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!

All: Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learn everything that we know
'Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!
And this this movie's gonna make our lives complete

Kyle and Stan: 'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet

Cartman: Super sweet!

All: Thank God we live in the quiet little redneck podunk white trash

Kenny: Mph mhp!

All: U. S. A.!

Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to 'Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire' please?

Ticket Booth guy: NO!

2. Uncle Fucka
Performed by Terrance and Phillip

Terrance: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a cock sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka!
You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true,
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!

Phillip: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

Musical Interlude (Farts)*

Man: What's going on here?

Both: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!

Terrance: You're an uncle fucka, I must say!

Phillip: You fucked your uncle yesterday!

Both: Uncle fucka! That's you! N! C! L! E! Fuck you! Uncle fucka! Tonight!

Phillip: Suck my balls.

3. It's Easy, Mmmkay
Performed by Mr Mackey, Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Wendy Testaburger and Gregory

Mr Mackey: There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mmmkay?
But it's when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict, and must get back in touch...

You can do it, it's all up to you Mmmkay!
With a little plan you can change your life today!
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will say
'It's easy, mmmkay'!

Step 1 instead of 'ass' say 'buns'
Like 'kiss my buns' or 'you're a buns hole'

Step 2 instead of 'shit' say 'poo'
As in 'bull poo' 'poo head' and 'this poo is cold'

Step 3 with 'bitch' drop the 't'
'Cause 'bich' is Latin for 'generosity'

Step 4 don't say 'fuck' anymore
'Cause 'fuck' is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word 'mmmkay'!

Kids: We can do it! It's all up to us, mmmkay!

Mackey: Mmmkay!

Kids: With a little plan we can change our lives today!

Mackey: You can change it today!

Kids: We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash,
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan, and very soon you will say
'It's easy, mmmkay'!

Mackey: Step 1

Kids: Instead of 'ass' say 'buns'
Like 'kiss my buns' or 'you're a buns hole'

Mackey: Step 2

Kids: Instead of 'shit' say 'poo'
As in 'bull poo' 'poo head' and 'this poo is cold'

Mackey: Step 3

Kids: With 'bitch' drop the 't'
'Cause 'bich' is Latin for 'generosity'

Mackey: Step 4

Kids: Don't say 'fuck' anymore
'Cause 'fuck' is the worst word that you can say
'Fuck' is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say 'fuck'!
No, we shouldn't say 'fuck'
Fuck no!

Mackey: You're good! You can go!

All: We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash,
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan, and very soon you will say
'It's easy, Mmmkay!

Kids: 'It's easy, Mmmkay!

Mackey: 'It's easy, Mmmkay!

Kids: 'It's easy, Mmmkay!

Mackey: 'It's easy, Mmmkay!

Kids: 'It's easy, Mmmkay!
'It's easy, Mmmkay!

All: 'It's easy, Mmmkay!

4. Blame Canada
Perfomed by the parents of South Park

Mrs Broflovski: Times have changed;
Our kids are getting worse!
They won't obey their parents;
They just want to fart and curse!

Mrs Marsh: Should we blame the government?

Ms Cartman: Or blame society?

Men: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Mrs Broflovski: NO!
Blame Canada!

All: Blame Canada!

Mrs Broflovski: With all their beady little eyes;
Their flapping heads so full of lies!

All: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

Mrs Broflovski: We need to form a full assault!

All: It's Canada's fault!

Mrs Marsh: Don't blame me
For my son, Stan,
He saw the darn cartoon,
<And> Now he's off to join the Klan!

Ms Cartman: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf,
But now when I see him
He tells me to fuck myself

Mrs Broflovski: Well;
Blame Canada!

All: Blame Canada!

Mrs Broflovski: It's seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along!

All: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

Copy store clerk: They're not even a real country anyway

Mrs McCormick: My son coulda been a doctor;
Or a lawyer it's true;
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

Men: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Mrs Broflovski: Heck no!

All: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

Mrs Broflovski: With all their hockey hullabaloo

Ms Cartman: And that bitch Anne Murray, too!

All: Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
For the smut we must cut
The trash we must bash
The laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them to cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

5. Kyle's Mom's a Bitch
Performed by Eric Cartman

Cartman: Welllll,
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bee-itch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she sucks a dirty dick!

Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this!

Chinese Singers: *singing*

French Singers: *singing*

Dutch Singers: *singing*

African Singers: *singing*

Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she sucks a dirty dick!

I really mean it! Kyle's mom!
She's a big, fat, fucking bitch!
Big ol' fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom!
Yeah! Cha!

6. What Would Brian Boitano Do?
Performed by Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman

Stan: What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano would do!

Kyle: When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold;
he did two Salchows and a Triple Lutz
While wearing a blindfold

Cartman: When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair!

All: So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano would do!

Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary

Kyle: And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone

Stan: For Wendy, I'll be an activist too!
'Cause that's what Brian Boitanowould do!

All: So what would Brain Boitano do
He'd take all the kids in town;
And tell them to unite for truth,
That's what Brian Boitano would do!

All: When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010;
He fought the evil robot king
and saved the human race again!

Cartman: And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubla Khan!

All: 'Cause Brian Boitano dosen't take shit from anybody!

So let's get all the kids together,
And <unite> to stop our moms,
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip, too
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do!

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip, too
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do!
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do!

7. Up There
Performed by Satan

Satan: Sometimes I think
When I look up real high
That there's such a big world up there,
I'd like to give it a try.

But then, I sink,
'Cause it's here I'm supposed to stay
But I get so lonely down here,
Tell me why's it have to be that way?

Up there, there is so much room,
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too
Up there, up where the skies are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care
Up there

They say I don't belong
I must stay below alone
Because of my beliefs
I'm supposed to stay where evil is sown...

But what is evil, anyway?
Is there reason to the rhyme?
Without evil there could be no good,
So it must be good to be evil sometimes

Up there, there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too
Up there, up where the skies are ocean blue

I could be safe and live without a care
Live without a care
If only I could live up THERE!

I wanna live! I wanna live up there!
Ooh baby! Ooh!
I want to live up there!

8. La Resistance (Medley)
Performed by Howard McGillian and the people of South Park

Howard: God has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a nation in your hands!
And blessed be the children, we
Who fight with all our bravery!
Till only the righteous stand!
You see the distant flames,
They bellow in the night;
You fight in all our names
For what we know is right!
And when you all get shot;
And cannot carry on,
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!

Kids: You may get stabbed in the head;
With a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death;
or skinned alive, or worse!
But when they torture you,
You will not feel the need to run, for
Though you die, La Resistance lives on!

Parents: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

Mrs Broflovski: Because the country's gone awry,
Tomorrow night these freaks will fry!

Men: Tomorrow night;
Our lives will change
Tomorrow night;
We'll be entertained
An execution!
What a sight!
Tomorrow night!

Satan: Up there there is so much room,
Where babies burp and flowers bloom!
Tomorrow night up there is doomed,
And so I will be going soon!

Terrance and Phillip: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner-biting bastard, uncle fucka!

Terrance: Looks like we may be out of luck!

Phillip: Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked!

Stan, Cartman, Kyle: Why did our mothers start this war?
What the fuck are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?

Satan: I want to be up there!

Mrs Broflovski: When Canada is dead and gone;
There'll be no more Celine Dion!

Howard and kids: They may cut your dick in half,
And serve it to a pig,
And though it hurts, you'll laugh;
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes,
And though we're shat upon;
Though we die, La Resistance lives on!

Satan: I want to be...up...there...

Parents: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

9. Eyes Of A Child
Performed by Michael McDonald

The eyes of a child
So innocent and pure
A child's heart
Is full of song
Take their tiny hand
And lead them to the light
As adults we see pain in the world
And it sometimes don't seem right

But through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes
They've yet to realize
The darkness in their soul
The beauty of a smile
Adventurous and wild
Life is kinda gay
But it doesn't seem that way
Through the eyes of a child

So don't give up
Even when the road seems long
Just find that child inside of you
Yeah, you gotta find you
Spread your wings and fly
To the brightest star
If you want I can even get
My friend Steve to detail your car
For about 20 bucks

But through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes
They've yet to realize
The darkness in their soul
The beauty of their smile
Adventurous and wild
Sure, life is kinda gay,
But it doesn't seem that way
Through the eyes of a child

I've got an eye on my hand
I've got an eye on my hand
I've got an eye on my hand
But still, I can't find you
Eye on my hand
Where have you gone, girl?
Eye on my hand
I'm comin' up behind you
Eye on my hand
Don't turn around now!
'Cause I'm right there,
I'm comin' up behind you!

Through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes
They've yet to realize
The bastards they really are
The beauty of their smile
Adventurous and wild
Sure, life is kinda gay,
But it doesn't seem that way
Through the eyes of a child

Sure, life is kinda gay,
But it doesn't seem that way
Through the eyes of a child.

10. I Can Change
Performed by Saddam Hussein

Saddam: Some people say that I'm a bad guy,
They may be right, they may be right
But it's not as if I don't try,
I just fuck up! Try as I might!

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will share it!
Any minute now I will be born again!

Yes, I can change! I can change!
I know I've been a dirty little bastard!
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes I'm insane, but it' OK, 'cause I can change!

It's not my fault that I'm so evil;
It's society, society!
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive,
And it made a prick of me!

But I can change! I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I know it!
I'll open up my heart and show it,
Any minute I will be born again!

Satan: But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Saddam: Hey, Satan!
Don't be such a twit,
Mother Teresa won't have shit on me!
Just watch, just watch me change
Here I go! I'm changing!

Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!

11. I'm Super
Performed by Big Gay Al

Big Gay Al: Bombs are flying,
People are dying,
Children are crying, politicians are lying too

Cancer is killing,
Texaco's spilling,
The whole world's gone to hell, but how are you?

I'm super! Thanks for asking!
All things considered, I couldn't be better, I must say!
I'm feeling super! No, nothing bugs me!
Everything is super when you're don't you think I look cute in this hat?

I'm so sorry, Mr Cripple!
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now!
Because I'm feeling so insanely super!
That even the fact that you can't walk can't bring me down!

Singers: He's super! Thanks for asking!
All things considered, he couldn't be better he must say!

Big Gay Al: I'm SUPER! No, nothing bugs me!
Everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat,

And these little pants,
And this matching tie that I got at Merv's?
I'M SUPER!

Singers: In the barracks and the trenches as well!

Big Gay Al: Stick 'em up!

Singers: Big Gay Al says 'Do Ask, Do Tell'!

Big Gay Al: Skittles!

Singers: Yes, he's super, and he's bound to be fay;

Big Gay Al: OK?

Singers: Everything is super when you're GAY!
When you're GAY!

12. Mountain Town (reprise)
Performed by The Citizens of South Park

Chef: Everything worked out
What a happy end!
Americans and Canadians are friends again!
So let's all join hands and knock oppression down!

Kids: Don't you know our little lives are now complete?

Mothers: 'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet!

Mrs Broflovski: Super sweet!

All: Thank God we live in this quiet, little, pissant, redneck, podunk,
jerkwater, three corn, one horse, one hole, chicken butt, right wing,
missing stuff, no mail, truck driving, old dragon, spacey, peabrain,
horsewhipped, hungry, uncut, white trash, KICKASS!
Mountain town!

13. Good Love
Perfomed by Chef

Chef: I'm bona fide, solidified, and qualified to do
Anything your heart can stand, it all depends on you
I'll turn your world upside-down, I'll blow your mind to pieces,
You'll recommend me to your mother, your sister, your aunts and your neices!

Listed in the Yellow Pages all around the world,
30 years experience in loving sweet young girls, just call

Good love6-9969
Good love6-9969
Good love6-9969

It ain't how good I make it, baby, it's how I make it good!
I'm the king of the woman's world, they tell it from town to town,
And when I find a deserving queen, I'm gonna share my crown
But if the line is busy, don't freak out or get nervous,
You just keep on dialing again and again until you get some service, call

Good love6-9969
Good love6-9969
Good love6-9969

I'll send you temperature higher, just like a ball of fire!

Now listen to me, baby...
Just let your finger do the walking...
Let ol' Chef do the talkin' and the lovin'...
You see, I'm a backdoor man...
And I do the things your man fail to do...

Now, I dunno, but I've been told,
By a playa-hater
That my bedroom is a disguise
For a freak incubator

So if you see a fine young woman that can't be satisfied,
Send her over to my stable, I'm a horny junkie that loves to ride! call

Good love6-9969
Good love6-9969
Good love6-9969

It ain't how good I make it, baby, it's how I make it good!

Call me anytime...
Right now would be fine...
Call my number!
Call on me...
Love gravy train...
I'll ride ya on in to glory...
Let's get it on...
Let's get it on...
Good Love!

17. What Would Brian Boitano Do? Part II
Performed by DVDA

What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold,
He two Salchows and a triple Lutz
Wearing a blindfold

When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath
and saved the maidens fair

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he was here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved us all again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubla Khan,
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody!

No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!

Brian Boitano was born
On the planet of Kryluck
He came to earth to save us all
From war and death and such!

Hi de lo de hi de lay!
Brian Boitano's here!
So round up all your lasses,
And tell them to have no fear!

Say, come over here my honey,
And you're gonna take off my pants,
And I'm gonna make dirty love to you,
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

18. I Swear It (I Can Change)
Performed by Violent Femmes

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right,
They may be wrong
But it's not as if I don't try,
I just mess up
And I go wrong

But I can change, I can change,
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it
Open up my heart and I will dare it
Any minute now I swear I'll share it

Oh it's strange, yes it's strange,
Though I guess it's quite clear,
I killed an antelope and deer,
And there's no home on my range
Yes, I'm a little deranged
But I can change

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, sobriety
You know my momma picked cotton
And my daddy Boll Weevil
It was history, it wasn't me

But I can change, I can change,
I can learn to keep my promises I know it
Open up my heart and I will show it
Any minute passed 'til I outgrow it

You'll never change
You'll never change
You'll always be a dog with me

Yes, but don't be such a boob,
Manna from heaven shall be my food
My acts of past were misconstrued
And God above will watch me change
And while I'm changing, I'll be changing, I'm gonna CHANGE!
Soon...

But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it
Open up my heart and I will dare it
Any minute now I swear I'll share it,
I'm gonna change

20. O Canada
Performed by Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson of Rush; featuring Terrance and Phillip

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love
In all thy sons' command.

With glowing hearts
We see thee rise,

Terrance: "That's right, Geddy!"

The True North
Strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada,
We stand on guard
For thee.

God keep our land
Glorious and free!
O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.

O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.

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