Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics 歌詞

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

1. Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo (Early '50's Recording)
Performed By Cowboy Timmy

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose,
And we all know Frosty, who's made out of snow.
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday.

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Small and brown, he comes from you.
Sit on the toilet, here he comes!
Squeezin' 'tween your festive buns.
A present from down below,
Spreading joy with a howdy ho
He's seen the love inside of you,
'cause He's a piece of poo!

Sometimes he's notty, sometimes he's corny.
He can be brown or greenish brown.
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve,
He might come to your town.

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you.
Therefore, vicariously he loves you

I can make a Mr. Hankey, too!

Cartman: Well, Kyle, where is he?

Kyle: EIihh, he's coming

Stan: Come on, dude, push!

Kyle: Eee-ugh, I'm trying!

Cartman: Uh wait wait, I can see his head.

Kyle: Eee-ugk, here he cooomes!

Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho!!!

I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.
Season's greetings to all of you.
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now, before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say,

Howdy ho ho, yum yum yum

Christmas Time has come!

Sometimes he's runny.

Sometimes he's firm.

Sometimes he's practically water.

Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And won't fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he won't drop out and so you
shake you ass around
And try to get it to drop into the toilet
And finally it does?

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Christmas leaves; he most leave too.

Flush him down, but he's never gone!
His smell and his spirit ling-er on!

Howdy Ho!

2. Merry Fucking Christmas
Perfomed by Mr. Garrison, the 3rd Grade Teacher

I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus; They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad, and not in our holiday.
And so, every December I go to the Middle East and say,

Hey there, Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
Put down that book the Koran, and hear some holiday wishes
In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fuckin' celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India, I've heard.
They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd.
They've never read a Christmas story, they don't know what Rudolph is about.
And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout,

Hey there, Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
Drink eggnog and eat some beef, and pass it to the Missus.
In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fuckin' celebrate.

Now, I heard that in Japan everyone just lives in sin.
They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin.
On Decemer 25th all they do is eat a cake.
And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say,

Hey there, Mr. Shintoist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
God is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do.
So let's all rejoice for Jesus, and Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel around the world and say,
"Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists, too!
Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you."

Uh uh thank you, Mr. Hat.

3. O Holy Night
Perfomed by Eric Cartman

And
O Holy Night, the stars are brightly shining
It is the night of our dear Savior's b-b-bir-birth

O Holy Night, the... something something distant.
It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie.

Jesus was born, and so I get presents.
Thank you, Jesus, for being born.

Fall
On your knees
And hear
The angels' something
O night
Divine
The night
When I get presents

O night
Divine!
O night
O night divine!

4. Dead, Dead, Dead
Perfomed by Juan Schwartz and the South Park Children's Choir

Dead, dead, dead. Someday you'll be dead.
Dead, dead, dead. Someday we'll all be dead.

The minute we're born we start dying.
We die a little more every day.
Young or old, rich or poor,
There's nothing we can do to stop it.
So look long at that Christmas tree;
It may be the last one that you'll see.
Decorate your house in green and red,
'Cause someday you'll be dead

Dead, dead, dead. Someday you'll be dead.
Dead, dead, dead. Someday we'll all be dead.

It might happen in a couple months,
Or fifty years from now.
But no matter when it happens
It will seem too soon to you.
So be sure, on Christmas Eve,
When you snuggle into bed,
That you thank God for your family, 'cause
Someday they'll be dead

Dead, dead, dead. Someday they'll be dead.
Dead, dead, dead. Someday we'll all be dead.

Who knows how many Christmases
Are left in their short life?
Nobody knows, that's my point.
Enjoy them while you can.
And so, on Christmas morning,
Let good tidings fill your head
What a festive season.
Someday you'll be dead.

Dead, dead, dead. Someday we'll be dead.
Dead, dead, dead. Everyone you know, dead.

A very Merry Christmas to you!

Dead, dead, dead.

Marry Christmas, everybody!

5. Carol of the Bells
Perfomed by Mr. Mackey, the School Counselor (all parts)

Uh.
Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells.
All seem to say, "Ding-dong, m'kay."

Christmas is here, bringing good cheer
To young and old, meek and the bold

Ding Dong
Ding Dong

Ding dong ding-dong, that is their song
With joyful ring, all caroling

Ding Dong
Ding Dong

Ding Dong
Ding M'kay

One seems to here words of good cheer
From everywhere filling the air
Center and Right:
O, how they pound raising their sound
O, here and there telling their tale

O, wail
Telling their tale (daily now)

Daily they ring while people sing
Songs of good cheer. Christmas is here.

Merry Merry Merry Merry Christmas
Merry Merry Merry Merry Christmas

Ding dong ding-dong, that is their song
With joyful ring, all caroling

Ding Dong
Ding Dong ding-

Ding- Can you hear them?
Ding- Can you hear them?

On, on they send, on without end,
Their joyful tone to every home

Ding Dong
Di-ing m'kay.

Ding Dong
Di-ing

Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells.
All seem to say, "Ding-dong, m'kay."

Dong

Dong, m'kay.

On, on they send, on without end,
Their joyful tone to every home

M'kay M'kay

M'kay

Ding dong ding-dong, m'kay

M'kay.

6. The Lonely Jew On Christmas
Perfomed by Kyle Broflofski with Special Celebrity Guest (Neil Diamond by Trey Parker)

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity

I'm a Jew.
A lonely Jew
On Christmas

Hannukah is nice, but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please?

I'm a Jew.
A lonely Jew.
I can't be merry
'Cause I'm Hebrew
On Christmas.

Hey, little boy, I couldn't help but hear
You're feeling left out of Christmas cheer
But I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month that you should be glad

'Cause it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all
You don't have to be on your best behavior or give to charity
And you don't have to go to Grandma's house with your alcoholic family

And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me

That's right - you're a Jew.

A stylin' Jew.

It's a good time
To be Hebrew
On Christmas.

On Christmas.

7. I Saw Three Ships
Performed by Shelley Marsh, Stan's Sister

I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas Day, in the morning.

And what was in those ships, all three?
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
And what-

Shut up, turds!

• was in those ships all three

On Christmas Day, in the morning?

The Virgin Mary and Christ were there
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
The Virgin Mary and-

Shut up, TURDS!

• Christ were there

On Christmas Day, in the morning.

Let us all rejoice, amain,
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
And let-

I told you to shut up!

• us all rejoice, amain,

On Christmas Day, in the morning.

Shelley is starting to get pissed
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
Shelley got up and killed the turds
On Christmas Day, in the MORNING!

8. It Happened In Sun Valley
Performed by Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger

Howdy, folks. Let's go for a ride.
Ger your favorite one to sit by your side.
Cuddle up in the sleigh. Giddy up, Nelly Grey!
And away we go!

While you listen to the sleigh bells ring,
You're yodeling to your ba-by.
You'll feel nice and warm
No matter how cold it may be.

Take a look at little Jack and Jill. They ski down the hill.
There's a snow plow. Turn and look: there's a spill.
There's a spill on the hill! When you're down, it's a thrill
To get up again!

Everybody oughta learn to ski
'Cause that's how we first met.

We were that Jack and Jill that came down the hill

When I looked at you, my heart took a spill

Took a spill on the hill

That's a thrill

That I can't forget!
It happened in Sun Valley
Not so very long ago.

There were sunbeams in the snow,
And a twinkle in your eye!

I remember, oh, so clearly
That you nearly passed me by.

Then it happened in Sun Valley,
When you slipped and fell, and so did I!

Wendy: Catch me, Stan!

Stan: Breeyach!

Wendy: Eeww! Look, Stan. I made a snow angel.

Stan: Ooo-boogurah!

Wendy: EEWW!

I remember, oh, so clearly
That you nearly passed me by.
Then it happened in Sun Valley,
When you tripped and fell, and so did I!

Now, every year we go back and then

We recall that fall and that moment when

We were there on the hill

So we both take a spill and we're Jack and Jill
Again.

Wendy: M*wah!

Stan: Bureagh!

Wendy: Eewwww!

9. O Tannenbaum
Performed by Adolph Hitler

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum,
wie treu sind deine Blaetter.
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum,
wie treu sind deine Blaetter.

Du gruenst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit,
Nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit.

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum,
wie treu sind deine Blaetter.

Satan: Hey, Hitler. What's the matter, little guy?

Adolph: Oh, oh Satan, der Tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blaetter.

Satan: Awww, you don't have a Christmas tree?

Adolph: nur zur Sommerzeit, nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit.

10. Christmas Time In Hell
Performed by Satan, the Dark Prince

Well, I tell you what
Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here!
Come on, everyone, gather 'round!

String up the lights and light up the tree.
We're gonna meke some reverly!
Spirits are high, so I can tell,
It's Christmas Time in hell.

Demons are nicer as you pass them by.
There's lots of demon toys to buy.
The snow is falling, and all is well.
It's Christmas Time in hell!

There goes Jeffrey Dahmer with a festive Christmas ham.
After he has sex with it, he'll eat up all he can.
And there goes John F. Kennedy caroling with his son.
Reunited for the holidays. God bless us, everyone!

Everybody has a happy glow!
Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow.
Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell
It's Christmas Time in hell!

Satan: Adolph, here's a present for you-u!

Adolph: Oh? Ein Tannenbaum!

Satan: Yhehes, ein Tannenbaum.

Females: Aaa-aaa!

God cast me down from heaven's door
To rule in hell forevermore.
But now I'm kinda glad that I fell,
'Cause it's Christmas Time in hell!

Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
We still have to shop for Genghis Khan
Michael Landon's hair looks swell.
It's Christmas Time in hell!

There's Princess Diana holding burning mistletoe
Over poor Gene Siskel's head; just watch his weenie grow.
For one day we all stop burning, and the flames are not so thick.
All the screaming and the torture stops as we wait for Ol' Saint Nick!

So, String up the lights and light up the tree.
We're damned for all eternity.
But for just one day all is well.
It's Christmas Time in hell!!!

Gather close together and make it quick!
We gotta make room for Andy Dick.
Wake his mother and ring the bell. It's

Christmas Time?
Christmas Time?
Christmas Time?
Christmas Time?
Christmas Time?
Christmas Time?
It's Christmas Time?
Christmas Time?

It's Christ-mas Time In hell!!!!

Bailey: Merry Christmas, movie house!

Satan: Brrrrrrroom!

11. What The Hell Child Is This?
Performed by Chef

Baby, you know there's a lot of love between us
Sometimes that love goes bad, and other times, it's so right!
Yeah, I know we've been through some rough waters,
But most of the time, our thing is off the hook
I just wanna know one thing

What child is this you've laid to rest
At my feet this is not the time.
I know that I'm not responsible.
It's white, so it cannot be mine.

No, this, this is Christ the King
With a feeling of relief, I can now sing
Haste, haste to bring him laud
The Babe, the Son of Mary!

Son of Mary
Little bitty baby.

So bring Him incense, gold, and myrrh.
Come peasant king to own Him.
The King of kings salvation brings.
Let loving hearts enthrone Him.

Raise, raise the song on high,
The Virgin sings her lullaby
Joy, joy! For Christ is born
The Babe, the Son of Mary!
Son of Mary

Son of Mary
Little bitty baby.
Little bitty baby, yeah.

I'm gonna lay you down by the Yule log
I'm gonna, gonna love you right
Baby, I'm gonna deck your halls
And silence your night

You'll hear the herald angels sing
When I'm sliding off your bra
I just can't wait to jingle your bells
and falala your la

This, this is Christmas Day
A time for lovers to celebrate
I'm gonna ding-dong you
Merrily on high
Because this is the season for giving.
Give it to me baby, give it to me baby
Season for givin'. Give me love.

Season for livin'. Give me love.

Season for givin'.

Givin' you love.

Give me love.

Givin' you good love!

Season for good love.

Whole lotta love.

Give me love.

Naked love.

Season for givin'.

12. Santa Claus Is On His Way
Performed by Mr. Hankey

Santa Claus is on his way
He's loaded goodies on his sleigh
To drop them off on Christmas Day
And I'll say Howdy-ho

Kyle: Mr. Hankey! Sshhhh! I'll get in trouble.

Folks'll gather round the fire
sing a song, stroll the choir
Pretty song they'll all retire
And I'll say Howdy-ho

Gerald: Kyle, what are you doing in there?

Kyle: Nothing.

Gerald: Open this door!

I hope that Santa comes real soon
I've been waiting for some we?

Kyle: Mr. Hankey, come here.

Gerald: KYLE!

13. Swiss Colony Beef Log
Performed by Eric Cartman

The stockings are hung on the chimney
And the presents are under the tree.
And Mama's in the kitchen
Makin' some ...herbal tea.

The windows are covered with frost.
And the candles are all alight.
But as I wander through this quiet house
Something just doesn't seem right.

You see, every year the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony beef log.
But the neighbors aren't around, around, around.
There's no beef log to be found this year

No beef log.

Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony beef log.
Without those cheeses and meats,
I don't think I can get along.

Mother tries to comfort me.
She says, "Here, son, have some eggnog."
But I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.

But what do I see
Underneath the tree
Grandma got a Swiss Colony beef log
Just for me!

Aaaah-aaaah-aaaah!!! Babih!!!!
Swiss Colony beef log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
A roly-poly Colonah beef log, lady,
Makes a little boy scream and shout!

Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony
Falalalala, lalalala!!!!!

Sweet.

14. Hark The Herald Angels Sing
Perfomed by the South Park Children's Choir

"Hark!" the Herald Angels sing,
"Glory to the Newborn King!
Peace on earth, and mercy mild;
God and sinners reconciled!"
Joyful all ye nations rise!
Join the triumph of the skies!

Hark! the Herald Angels sing,
"Glory to the Newborn King!"

15. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
Perfomed by the Broflofskis, with Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh

Okay, Ike. You're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate a Hannukah.
This is called a dreidel. You spin it and see where it lands. And you sing this song

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay.
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play. Hoh,

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play.

Kyle: Now, you try it, Ike. Just spin it with your fingers, like this?

Ike: H I J K L-O-O P? um. This soun like? All the way? play?
Came down the rain and wash the spider out.

Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Kyle: Oh! Hey Cartman. We're playing dreidel; do you wanna try?

Cartman: Sure.

Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay.
But I'm not gonna play with it, 'cause dreidel's fuckin' gay.

Kyle: Hey, shut your mouth, fatass!

Cartman: Jews play stupid games. Jews that's why they're lame.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,

Cartman: Jews

Kyle: I made you out of clay.

Cartman: play stupid games.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,

Cartman: Jews

Kyle: with dreidel I shall play.

Cartman: that's why they're lame.

Stan: What's going on? Oh, it's that Hannukah thing

Cartman: It's sooo amazing! You spin this thing on the ground and it goes 'round and 'round.
I could watch it all day!

Stan: Let me try. I'll try to make it spin. It fell, I'll try again.

Kyle: Hoh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.

Stan: I'll try to make it spin.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play.

Stan: It fell, I'll try again.

Kyle: Hoh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,

Stan: I'll try

Cartman: Jews

Kyle: I made you out of clay.

Stan: to make it spin.

Cartman: play stupid games.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,

Stan: It fell,

Cartman: Jews

Kyle: with dreidel I shall play.

Stan: I'll try again.

Cartman: that's why they're lame.

Kyle: Hoh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,

Stan: I'll try

Cartman: Jews

Kyle: I made you out of clay.

Stan: to make it spin.

Cartman: play stupid games.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,

Stan: It fell

Cartman: Jews

Kyle: with dreidel I shall play.

Stan: I'll try again.

Cartman: that's why they're lame.

Sheila: Hello, boys!

Kyle: Hi, Mom!

Sheila: Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel.
Now, you know that dreidel is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people.

Cartman: Yes, we know, Ms. Broflofski. It's so very interesting.

Sheila: Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin, you'll know our people always win. Keep spinning, Learn

Cartman: Jews

Sheila: to make the dreidel spin

Cartman: play stupid games.

Sheila: You'll know

Cartman: Jews

Sheila: our people always win.

Cartman: that's why they're lame.

Kyle: Oh, hi Dad.

Gerald: Hello, everybody. Say, can I join in?

Kyle: Sure.

I have a little dreidel; I made it out of clay.
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall- everybody!

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,

Stan: I'll try

Sheila: Now when you learn

Gerald: Courtney Cox,

Cartman: Jews

Kyle: I made you out of clay.

Stan: to make it spin.

Sheila: to make the dreidel spin

Gerald: I love you.

Cartman: play stupid games.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,

Stan: It fell;

Sheila: You'll know

Gerald: You're so hot

Cartman: Jews

Kyle: with dreidel I shall play.

Stan: I'll try again.

Sheila: our people always win.

Gerald: on that show.

Cartman: that's why they're lame.

Kyle: Hoh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,

Stan: I'll try

Sheila: Keep spinning: learn

Gerald: Courtney Cox,

Cartman: Jews

Kyle: I made you out of clay.

Stan: to make it spin.

Sheila: to make the dreidel spin

Gerald: I love you.

Cartman: play stupid games.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,

Stan: It fell;

Sheila: You'll know

Gerald: You're so hot

Cartman: Jews

Kyle: with dreidel I shall play.

Stan: I'll try again.

Sheila: our people always win.

Gerald: on that show.

Cartman: that's why they're lame.

Gerald:: Courtney Cox, I love you. You're so hot on that show.

Kyle: Dad?

Gerald: Courtney Cox,

Kyle: Dad.

Gerald: I- huh?

Kyle: We're singing about a dreidel.

Gerald: ?Oh, sorry.

Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald!

Kyle: Hoh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,

Stan: I'll try

Sheila: Now when you learn

Gerald: Courtney Cox,

Cartman: Jews

Kyle: I made you out of clay.

Stan: to make it spin.

Sheila: to make the dreidel spin

Gerald: I love you.

Cartman: play stupid games.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,

Stan: It fell;

Sheila: You'll know

Gerald: You're so hot

Cartman: Jews

Kyle: with dreidel I shall play.

Stan: I'll try again.

Sheila: our people always win.

Gerald: on that show.

Cartman: that's why they're lame.

Kyle: Hoh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,

Stan: I'll try

Sheila: Keep spinning: learn

Gerald: Courtney Cox,

Cartman: Jews

Kyle:I made you out of clay.

Stan: to make it spin.

Sheila: to make the dreidel spin

Gerald: I love you.

Cartman: play stupid games.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,

Stan: It fell;

Sheila: You'll know

Gerald: You're so hot

Cartman: Jews

Kyle: with dreidel I shall play.

Stan: I'll try again.

Sheila: our people always win.

Gerald: on that show.

Cartman: that's why they're lame.

16. The Most Offensive Song Ever
Performed by Mr. Hankey and Kenny McCormick

Howdy Ho.
The Virgin Mary was sleepin'
When Angel Gabriel appeared
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother."
And Mary thought that was weird.

(So she sat him down and told him,
that she didn't know man this year.)

But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."

('Cause you can suck all the dick you want)

And still be a virgin, Mary.

(You can suck all the dick you want)

And still not be considered flawed.

(And Mary, just relax and play,
and suck some through the night)

You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
They were so very tired, you see,

('Cause they had a tussle on the drive)

Since she had no money,

(and since she needed a place to sleep)

Gabriel appeard to Mary
And told her not to weep.

('Cause you can suck all the dick you want)

And still be a virgin, Mary.

(You can suck all the dick you want)

And still be the mother of Christ.

If there's no room at the inn
Then it's not considered a sin

(To suck a dick and get a place for the night)

That's right
And three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch

(Then they came to the very place and asked,
She could not take them to bed.)

But again, Gabriel appeard to her
And this is what he said

(You can suck all the dick you want)

And still be a virgin, Mary.

(You can suck all the dick you want of everyone)

Everyone in the nation.

(Fellatio ain't no sin

so have a dingus in your live hands)

And you'll still be a virgin

('Cause there ain't no penetration!

You can suck all the dick you want)

And still be a virgin, Mary.

(And take it from the ox and the lamb)

And even the little drummer boy
Folks will remember your name quick

('Cause you're sucking on the biggest dick.
And that is why)

It's peace on Earth and joy.

('Cause sucking dick)

brings peace on Earth and joy.

(You can suck my dick.)

[laughs]

17. We Three Kings
Performed by Mr. Ose

Jaa kokode yumeina kurisumasu no uta wo otodoke itasimasu

We three King of Orient are.
Bidding gift, we traver so far.
Fierd and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star

O

Star o' wonder, star of night
Star o' royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy parfect Light

18. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Performed by Mr. Hankey, with Stan, Kyle, and Cartman

Well, I guess that's about the end of my Christmas album.
Gosh! It was so nice hangin' out with you all again.
Well, I guess if there's just one thing I have left to say,
It would be this:

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
May your heart be light
From now on, our troubles will be out of sight.

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay.
From now on, our troubles will be miles away.

Here we are as in olden days,
Happy golden days of yore.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.

Through the years we all will be together
If the fates allow.

Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now

Cartman: Time to go, Mr. Hankey.

Mr. Hankey: Goodbye, everybody!

Kyle: Bye, Mr. Hankey. See you next year!