Diddy Batallion - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• "Diddy Batallion" was the major conflict which broke out between the famous now-year 10 student The Ghost of Diddy Yet to Come and Alliance Number 1, most prominently O.Diddy and Y.Diddy, during ~13:40-13:55 on October 21st 2025.
• Upon the suspected launching of an apple core into Alliance Number 1 by the Ghost, O.Diddy was sent to terrorise the Year 10 group with the very same projectile in an act of defiant retaliation, though this only escalated the conflict to come.
• More fragments of fruit were catapulted into Alliance territory, including shards of the now-macerated apple and the severed tip of someone's banana 🤨. This would be taken by the Alliance as a declaration of war. Y.Diddy would send the fruity bellend back to its origin, but again it would be fired back towards the now-hysterical Alliance members.
• Suddenly, The Ghost of Diddy Yet to Come would infiltrate Alliance lines, yelling at L.Braschi, T.Golding, D.Crowther-Day and S.Moroné the obviously racist obscenity "who said Indians can't have skibidi rizz," then moving west towards Y.Chen and O.Hill- now screaming "Hey shawtie!" towards the pair of perverts. It is important to note the Ghost's voice was guttural and hoarse; as if a caustic substance had been flown through his airways.
• After this admittedly extreme measure of war by the Ghost, Alliance Number 1, dissuaded by the idea of an even greater military operation, agreed to pose an armistice between the groups, and bring the conflicts to a civil close. It was also agreed the artillery ought to be returned back to the righteous sender.
• Y.Diddy acted as the Alliance Number 1 spokesperson, entering Year 10 ground to make peace terms with the Ghost, and, indicating mutual solidarity, give him a gentle pat, smearing the entirety of the Ghost's shoulder with a disgusting blob of mulchy banana paste.
• This remained unnoticed for a good few minutes, until an uproar from the Year 10 territory tore through the wintry air, followed by the charging of the (arguably rightfully) enraged Ghost into Alliance Number 1 soil. With indomitable vigour, The Ghost of Diddy Yet to Come attempted to wipe his banana-creamed shoulder onto Y.Diddy, who proceeded to violently lift the Ghost off the ground and viciously oscillate him in a way not dissimilar to a crazed rodeo, all whilst the victim cried in pure pain or, more likely, sensual pleasure.
• While one would be forgiven for assuming at least a marginal change in heart from the Ghost following his abhorrent ordeal, he would be spotted moments after his release violently humping a fellow Year 10 boy while screaming "YES! YES!" to the horror of Alliance Number 1.