Shrödiddy - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• Given to the seemingly pure and entirely non-sexual Alliance Number 1 member L.Braschi due to a series of questionable statements made on the 7th November 2025.
• During a quiz game in the Unholy Land, L.Braschi abruptly posed the arguably suspicious question of "How many pairs of women's underwear do I have on right now?" to the general uproar of the group. Guesses for the answer ranged from the humble 2 to the near-unfeasible 5000.
• While the true value remained ambiguous, it must be stated the question raised more questions than any possible answers, the first of which being where L.Braschi's source of women's underwear was. Possible answers, such as purchasing from Primark (half-reasonable), borrowing from Bryony or Carlos Braschi (questionable) or thievery (illegal) were raised, though these arguably paled in comparison to L.Braschi's insane answer of "dumpster diving".
• After the fifth lesson L.Braschi was questioned further about this unsavoury past-time, and while (allegedly) theoretical, these details were uncovered:
• In the process of "dumpster diving," L.Braschi Olympic dives into the very bottom of the dumpster, utilising night vision gained from carrot consumption to distinguish his booty. He then artfully swims upwards through the seven layers of rubbish in the big bin, claiming any desirable women's inner garments for his own until he finally surfaces to breathe.
• L.Braschi has no preference for the colour nor condition of the underwear; with the only criteria being that the clothes are at least "recognisable," implying filthy, sodden knickers are viable if they retain at least ~35% of their original shape. T.Golding also asked whether L.Braschi's use of the word "recognisable" meant the underwear was just recognisable as being underwear or that its previous wearer was recognisable from looking/sniffing the underwear. L.Braschi's very succinct answer to this inquiry was "no comment."
• The (theoretical) reason L.Braschi continues this dirty deed is that he is "diddy."