The Persimmon Drilling - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• The Persimmon Drilling is a violent incident which occurred in The Unholy Land between Y.Chen and O.Hill, both of Alliance Number 1, in January 2025.
• A member of the said Alliance brought in a persimmon, a sweet orange vaguely exotic fruit, to lunch, which, after a number of bites, was handed over to the hands of notorious pervert, Y.Chen.
• Upon handling the mangled piece of fruit, Y.Chen seemingly instinctively rammed the orange chunk of persimmon directly into O.Hill's posterior, causing extensive damage estimated to be equivalent to perforation by a Black Rhinoceros' horn.
• An air ambulance from Addenbrooke's Hospital picked up the incapacitated O.Hill from the Ely College field, where he had received spontaneous emergency stitches from an unprofessional member of Ely College staff.
• The wound later infected and O.Hill was reported to have passed away, though this death was later found to be of a completely separate and irrelevant man of the same name who had failed to remove an anal plug before an MRI scan.