Business Trip 3 Incidents - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• Business Trip 3 is the third business trip within the GCSE business course, ventured by A.Birkett, D.Crowther-Day and S.Moroné, all of Alliance Number 1. Led by the very nice teachers of Mr.Crockford and Mrs.Woodcock (Cigarette Muncher), this trip and its incidents all occurred from 13:15 to 15:05 on the 28th February 2025.
• Before the trip, a shopping list was compiled by the three members, which included, "The Holy Bible," "Watermelon (XL), "Mini Eggs × money," "David," and a "pocket-sized Dictionary."
• The walk there was relatively uneventful, par painfully slow walkers, excessively long red lights and disgusted-looking onlookers from vehicles.
• The tasks set were simple; review 6 businesses in Ely using a checklist and interview 10-15 shoppers about these businesses. While A.Birkett originally agreed strongly to talking to these passers-by, they allegedly became "scary" once the destination was reached.
• After Boots was smoothly reviewed, Superdrug was the next target. Here, after loitering in the cod liver oil section for the good part of 5 minutes, S.Moroné relented and on behalf of A.Birkett the elected speaker, went to the cashier when there were no customers waiting to be served, and asked where the shampoo was, to see if employees had basic knowledge of the business. The cashier politely described where the products were in detail; the entire shelf after hair dye on the left. In order to not look like they had wasted her time, the trio agreed to temporarily inspect the shampoo they had asked directions for, however, S.Moroné seemingly forgot all the instructions and inexplicably began looking at the sunscreen shelf which was on the right and opposite the hair dye; directly contrary to the cashier's clear description. On top of this, S.Moroné attempted to blame looking at the wrong shelf on D.Crowther-Day, who was simply following S.Moroné's actions. S.Moroné was later beaten for this blunder.
• Next, Starbucks was reviewed, which went moderately, and thus the trio set their sights on B&M, where they planned to purchase some confectionery.
• A.Birkett picked up two packets of Mini Chocolate Eggs for roughly a total of £3, and brought them to the till. Unfortunately, his Nationwide on contactless failed to work, thus he was forced to place the goods back. However, inexplicably, A.Birkett attempted to put covertly back the two packets of chocolate in the entirely wrong shelf, consisting laundry and storage equipment, which was closest from the till, seemingly due to the fact he could not be bothered to walk the way to the arguably far sweets aisle. This behaviour was lambasted by S.Moroné and D.Crowther-Day, who, holding his arm, escorted the "scum of society" back to the correct shelf. While D.Crowther-Day tried and failed not to laugh at a mentally disabled member of the public in a wheelchair, S.Moroné idiotically led the other two into not the exit but the entrance of B&M, rendering them trapped and as far from the exit as can be. On the shameful walk to the outside world, a gaping hole was observed in the B&M ceiling by A.Birkett and D.Crowther-Day.
• Next was Waitrose, where S.Moroné's desired XL Watermelon for £3.75 was shockingly out of stock, and a compromise to buy both a Mini Watermelon for £3.30 and a Medium Pineapple for £1.50 was reached. D.Crowther-Day purchased these and a packet of wine gums with his card as the self-checkout was card-only and S.Moroné only had cash. After this, what S.Moroné owed was attempted to be paid back, but he and D.Crowther-Day's cruddy arithmetic skills meant the amount exchanged was most likely extremely wrong.
• Costa was reviewed quickly, and thus the three moved onto the interview section of the task. This proved most highly challenging, as neither passer-by nor trio were willing to complete or instigate the questionnaires. Valiantly, A.Birkett mustered the determination to ask two men eating chips, who immediately declined the survey. When searching for more potential candidates, S.Moroné and D.Crowther-Day vaguely got in the way of an old man with a blue coat, surgical mask convering a third of his face and a walking frame, and when attempting to divert, this memeber of the public, with an evil grin, seemingly attempted to run the children over with his walking frame as he very overtly steered it temporarily towards them. Next, another man with chips was asked by A.Birkett, who, when asked if he had some time, responded, "No." That being said, he eventually agreed to the interview, whose first question was to ask if they had been to any of the 6 previously mentioned Ely businesses. Unfortunately, they knew 0 of them. Next, a man in the florist van was asked by A.Birkett, after the previous failure with the presumably tourist local, as a shopowner in Ely surely must know these famous businesses. When asked, after pulling some genuinely terrifying faces, he said he "may've visited" some of the businesses but didn't elaborate which ones. When A.Birkett asked the second question, which involved asking which if the 6 had best customer service, prices, etc, the man refused the question and requested the three question someone else. A man with a bib reading "big issue" who was yelling to passers-by handing out leaflets was temporarily thought to be the next potential, but Mr.Crockford's arrival killed this prospect, as once the situation of constant refusal was explained, he allowed the three to "falsify" the data to create a trend. It must be noted that this recognition of the unrequited perseverance, and kind treatment of the trio was profound. The difference between Mr.Crockford and Rasminger is insane.
• After this falsification, WHSmith was visited, where a pocket-sized Dictionary was purchased by D.Crowther-Day. A princess magazine aimed at toddler girls was planned to be gifted to Y.Chen of Alliance Number 1 by S.Moroné and A.Birkett, but D.Crowther-Day prevented such an event. The man at the counter was terrifying also.
• These events were discussed to members of Alliance Number 2 and Alliance Number 3, deepening inter-Alliance relations.
• Now 14:40, the time had come to return to Ely College. On the walk home, a maximum-grade Alliance Number × member told A.Birkett that there was "shit" on the back of his leg. This was brushed off as a simple, irritating lie at the beginning, but this view changed when A.Birkett went in front of the other two during the single-file zone of the way back. Indeed, was a disgusting, fresh, orange-brown fluid splattered onto the lower back fold of A.Birkett's school trousers. This was speculated to be "dog vomit," "bird fæces," or "something from Costa." The identity of the mystery shit was never revealed. Once Ely College was reached, A.Birkett attempted to wipe this off with half a tissue from S.Moroné, but the fluid had crusted over and couldn't be cleaned off, to all members' dismay.