"Sgt. Frank Minnelli".
"Sgt. Russel Franco".
"Sgt. Ricky Mahoney".
"Sgt. Maria Hernandez".
"Sgt. Morty Lode".
"Sgt. Anthony MacDonald".
The showers. Unisex, of course.
It's a lightswitch.
It's occupied.
Minnelli's in there.
Too late, he got it.
I could use a shower...but no.
Hi, who's in there?
Minnelli. Who's asking?
Hello?
Who is it?
God, I know that voice.
What? Who are you?
Agent Scully, FBI.
It's me!
Pizza delivery.
Sergeant Hernandez.
Who? Hey, wait, I know that voice. Identify yourself!
Oh God, don't mention pizza. Christ...
You'll be wanting the chief's office, then. That's down the hall-- Oh my God...pain.
Maria? Thank God you're here. Listen, I need you to get my stomach medicine from the locker. Here's the key...oh God...
Uhm, I gotta run.
Hey, hold it! Come back-- Oh my God...that hurts.
Nobody.
Who is-- Oh my God...somebody kill me.
Minnelli?
You got my medicine?
No.
Maria, you gotta get me my medicine now, this is a God damn emergency!
Hello?
Maria? You got my medicine?
Yup. Got it right here.
Well, slide it under the door, will ya? Hurry!
How are you feeling?
Better. A little better. I needed...I think...this medicine is flushing out my system a little, you know what I mean? It's accelerating the -- the natural process of...(sneezes).
No need to go any further, sir.
Thanks, Maria. Hey, you got a cold or something? You sound different.
Yeah, a cold or...I got something, all right.
How's Mrs Minnelli doing?
Why you asking? I didn't think you'd...hell, Maria. We spoke about this. I told you I'd...can't you just let it rest?
Uh, sure. Sorry. Just...wondering.
I wish you wouldn't, Maria. You know how...it is what it is, you know?
About Mrs Minnelli...
God damn it, Maria, I'm on the freakin can, yeah?
I was just thinking, maybe I should get her a birthday present. What do you think?
Are you nuts? Have you gone completely nuts? What are you doing? What the hell are you doing?
Being nice?
Nice? You want Laura to kick me out of my own apartment, is that it? You want my wife to kick me out of the apartment tomorrow?
Tomorrow? Your wife's birthday is tomorrow?
You're not buying her a present, Maria. Don't even think about it. That would be such a big mistake, you don't want to make a mistake like that.
Okay, boss. You're the boss.
Don't call me boss. And would ya leave me alone? I'm not in a sociable mood. Hell, I'm on the can!
Gotta go, Minnelli.
Thanks for your help, Maria.
Oh thank God. Thank God.
Aw crap, my eye!
Aw shit!
Hey, leave my eye alone!
Aw God, I'm seeing red! I'm having a stroke! Maria-- Maria, go get the doctor, fast! I'm seeing red!
There ya are.
Back in your slot.
What the hell happened to my-- Maria? Maria, did you take my eye? Give it back!
I think it'd be smart to just get the hell outta here.
(sneezes) Jesus, I think I'm allergic to the God damn medicine!
(sneezes)
