Delayed Sex - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• "Delayed Sex" is a magical elixir sold on (acclaimed) online shopping site AliExpress which claims not to act as a contraceptive but to delay the actual act (not effect) of intercourse in its user.
• Discovered on a call somewhere in the interval of 2023-24, with numerous Alliance Number 1 members present (many of which were searching for absurd goods ranging from Dutch wives to nuclear reactor cores) the mystically fraudulent tincture raised eyebrows for both its advertised unprecedented effects and its shocking selling price of $0.09. Other sources claim an even greater bargain of $0.00, though shipping costs' inclusion remains unclear.
• Nonetheless, Alliance Number 1 member D.Crowther-Day is reported to have purchased 6,000 bottles. Another member, S.Moroné, is reported to be in possession of ~6,000,000 bottles.