Handball Hell - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• Handball Hell is an afflicting incident which occurred in PE on the 4th March 2025.
• For the first time in this Compendium Organisation, this document has been written by not S.Moroné but others in Alliance Number 1: this particular incident by D.Golding.
• As follows, edited when necessary:
• The Handball Incident [3/10] - Victims: David, Shinnosuke, Leo, Oscar, JJ
• On a fateful 2nd Period PE lesson, Alliance Number 1 members in the group - David, Shinnosuke, Oscar & Leo calmly collected onto the Astro for handball.
• While the group picking had potential for catastrophe, all members previously mentioned managed to get into a group alongside JJ, Ollie and Izzy - A very good team.
• This lesson had potential to be a good lesson, as well, group managed to have a really good portion of the 1st game.
• However, this is where travesty struck... --Somewhere through the first game, an Alliance Member noticed these four turnipettes say "We should join them..". Not thinking as much about this, fates changed when they saw Sir come up to them and give them bibs.
• Four minimum (argued to be maximum) grade turnipettes (Alliance Number + had now joined our team.
• These turnipettes were -- Erin, Charlotte, Betsy and an unidentified Franklin. (F.Briggs)
• Alliance Members gathered in confusion about the new additions for this was unprecedented.
• For they had managed to have this group last lesson. Little did they know.
• Our team had 3 games with these people in our team.
• Throughout these games, we learnt more about Alliance Number x Members and their odd behaviour.
• To note:
• They proclaimed you were scum of the earth if you went within 5 meters of them (Not fully tested).
• They did this really weird ritual where when they scored a goal, they would put their arms up behind their body and bend forward Think the Naruto Run and run around. They claimed this bizarre action was a 'dance' and encouraged us to join along, encouraging us to join in (No one did).
• Nearing the end of the lesson, they thought it would be a good idea if they barked emphatically at the ball holder if they were the other team. This unsurprisingly worked, but only because everyone would be bloody horrified.
• Alliance Member David recalls hearing one of them saying to a Alliance Member X turnip "I know you want to touch her arse..." and several other mentions of the same topic. Absolutely revolting.
• Alliance Member David additionally remembers hearing them saying to Ali "He's sweet, He's sweet..." and something along those lines.
• All girls screamed really loudly to complaints from alliances outside ours.
• From Alliance Number 2 Theodore Lonsdale, he noted "I feel as if I have had an eardrum rupture every second" [Paraphrased].
• At the end of the final match, our team won. Their response was to do the 'Take The L' dance to the other team. Sir responded about them being good sports and they responded 'But we won though'.
• These girls managed to score many goals and were the reason we won. However, the only reason this was is because they are the human equivalent of a Troglodyte and people don't want to be near them.
• Overall, while a pretty bad lesson, the fact that the Alliance Number 1 group managed to stay together and keep their sanity together.