Bwah...
Hum...ah-ehm
Bwaaaah-Bwah-Bwah
BwaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Bwah
Ahem-har...
Humph!
You think yours is a real moustache?
Who's done me a thousand wrongs
Ever since Donkey Kong?
Slithering down every pipe
Despite his plumb-shaped body type!
Who's gonna run in fear
While screaming 'Mamma miaaaaaaaaaa'?
Who leaves me gray and grim?
Oh, what does Peach see in him?
MARIO!
With great joy in my heart
Each time I watch Mario Kart!
You're first and doing so well
But here comes the Spiny Shell! Ha ha ha!
And now you and your Rabbid friends
Have finally met your ends!
Just let me catch my breath,
Then I'll 'high C' you to death!
So that is all you've got,
You didn't hurt me a lot!
I'll help you to recap:
Between you and me, There's a gap!
Mario, you're such a bore...
Your blows just make me snore!
You haven't hurt me a single bit (Ha ha ha!)
Prepare for my greatest HIT!
The Phantom of the Bwahpera,Act3
作曲者:Grant Kirkhope
作詞者:Cristina Nava
歌:Augustin Chemelle
Who do you think you are?
You should kneel, I’m the STAR!
You are nothing but a parody
I’ll find you a good role in a...TRAGEDY (ah ah ah ah)
“It’s-a me!” “Let’s-a go!”
The only words you know!
My art will touch your princess’s HEART
And you will be pulled APAAAAART!
You think you’ll win this tournament?
I’ll send you to retirement!
You’re so NOT worth the hassle!
Your princess is in another castle!
Mushrooms won’t end the pain...
Time for the Phantom to start his reiiiiiign!
ComeBACK? Hpmh - were you ever a THING, Rayman?
Now! For the millions watching, are you ready for my rant?
Rayman is a gangly goofy brainless hopeless eggplant!
Leave it all to me...
you're a setting star no one will see!
Small surprise you'd get eclipsed in the Rabbid's company!
Even your friendship with Globox gets weaker
He needs to detox from your stinky sneaker!
Your punch is weak...
Weak! Weak!
And your glide makes me sick...
Sick! Sick!
Must be nice to be Mr. Dark
Going to sleep with nothing on your mind!
A flash in the pan, second fiddle to the Rabbids...
Raymaaaaan!
Beep-0... My old pal, so to say
Spare me your insight 'cause you're never ever right!
You'd be keener to be a vacuum cleaner
You truly look like one, you talk and kill the fun
Heroes? You're copycats, you're zeroes!
I can't take it anymore
I'm sick of the lousy four
The eggplant, the socialite, the weakling, and the bore...
You'll never replace me...
I'm the one the public adore!