The One Billion Apple Theorum of Business - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• The One Billion Apple Theorum of Business amongst others which will be discussed here is an idea of monetary genius (and dually an ethical disaster) conjured from the minds of A.Birkett, D.Crowther-Day and S.Moroné of Alliance Number 1 who share the same Business class.
• During a discussion for Job and Flow Production, the theoretical "One Billion Apples" was used to prove that automated Flow Production would yield highest if potential output was so great. Such an excellent analogy would be the last of its kind.
• In a separate lesson focused on quality, where the objective was to make some bread, the idea of now "one trillion wheat covered in fæces" was used to demonstrate an example of poor quality. While figuring out logistics for this process, many issues arose. A colossal lorry which had one million wheat capacity was introduced, but as there was one trillion to carry, it would have to make a staggering one million journeys to transport it all, which would create a massive loss as "time is money". The possibility of multiple lorries failed to be considered.
• It was also found the actual steps in the process were as dysfunctional as the transport; the first step was to harvest the crop, the second was to deliver flour to bread-selling supermarkets, and the third was to mill the wheat into flour, meaning, following these steps exactly, the lorries which had to take one million journeys were carrying nothing because the wheat hadn't yet been milled into the crucial flour. Gigantic loss.
• However, it was also considered if the wheat was too high quality; plated in 24-carat gold, diamond-encrusted and grown in the clouds, the selling price would be too high and noone would buy it.
• When discussing donut-selling, the same hefty numbers were considered; one billion donuts, but it was pointed out sales would be hindered by the claim "A.Birkett would eat it all," which is only half true.
• In the lesson focused on Ethics, 9th of May 2025, an example of an unethical action suggested by Mr.Crockford was child labour and then the idea of "Cramming as many chickens as possible into the tightest space possible, without food, water or light," as they "didn't deserve a spa day or massage," to the absolute delight of the three Alliance Number 1 members. As the teacher made the mistake of saying the chickens would be "crammed one on top of the other," the degenerate trio instinctively thought of "CHICKEN JOCKEY!" Disappointing.
• D.Crowther-Day suggested these one billion of these chickens be crammed into a box the size of a rubik's cube, and fed both lead to kill the chickens to minimise butchering costs and also pure protein so the chickens would have the absolute maximum meat content. As they are packed in such a miniscule container, a paradox is birthed.