Diddy×Diddy Disaster - ourincidents @ ウィキ

• The Diddy×Diddy Disaster is a peculiar incident which occurred in spring 2025, where Alliance Number 1 encountered two perverts external to the said Alliance, each of different ages to them.
• While eating in The Unholy Land at lunch, a Year 9 Turing boy with long black hair and glasses unexpectedly approached the group, entering their conversations to the members' initial confusion. In an act of both xenophobia and perversion, Y.Chen (Y.Diddy) disgustingly attempted to scare away the younger student by threatening to "piss in their mouth," to which the student, sporting a wide smile, happily agreed to, to the disbelief of non-diddy Alliance Number 1 members. Owed to their age and too their newly discovered "diddiness," the student was swiftly nicknamed, "The Ghost of Diddy Yet to Come," in reference to A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, the novella then studied by Alliance Number 1. The student then ran off without even a word of parting.
• Then, horrifically, while The Ghost of Diddy Yet to Come was being discussed, an Etheldreda Year 11 student with a shaved head caressed a number of Alliance Number 1 members as he passed them. Immediately, the boy was named "The Ghost of Diddy Past" in reference to his older age.
• The double diddy in such quick succession earned this incident's strange naming, though an arguably worse event broke out days later, involving diddies from within Alliance Number 1. For this, see D-Day.